Coping with stress 3 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
Mine aren’t ;)
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This could be us but you lying. 5 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
No way you’re getting whiskey dick if you’re drinking rum. Fool proof logic
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When the Police comes to arrest the only Dealer in the neighborhood. Avengers Assemble! 1 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
I think it’s nice this whole town came together to help this man take off his skinny jeans.
That’s what they get 13 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
According to this comment section I am a douche sympathizer ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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I sell a horse with an integrated lantern 4 comments
Handsome fertile oncoming Dog 4 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
RIP to all my burnt pizzas that I left in the oven for 6+ hours when I passed out drunk
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Amanita muscaria. Straight Outta Super Mario 6 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
I bought some of these dried online years ago, and first of all, a common dose for psychoactive purposes is 5-10 grams (that’s a lot) and they also smelled like unclean vagina. Couldn’t bring myself to eat em.
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SnowBernie spotted in Seattle 1 comments
Where Is Carmen Sandi Waldo 3 comments
Return to wendigo 7 comments
I fixed the PS5 add 1 comments
Stop gun violence. 10 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
If everything was black and white this would be fine, but I think you know it isn’t.
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That's one way to stop owners from not clearing up after their dogs 5 comments
alekazam
· 3 years ago
Huh. At first I read it as bitch, overlooking the D, then I was trying to figure out what you could combine with bitch. Then I read the end and added an accent and realized it was bastard.
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