Learning to cook on my own 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I cook for and by myself all the time and I still spend time on presentation.
Snow is fake! 15 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I think your both right but I miss Vine too. I got excited when they were talking about a reboot of Vine but they scrapped it :*(
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I mean, I can just come hit you with a truck now and skip the time-traveling part.
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Insanity 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You know what I do with hospital bills? Not a damn thing.
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Babies being x-rayed is my new favorite thing 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
First glance I thought it was a baby in a blender :o
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Just saying .. 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I hope she’s ready to die for my sins, cause I been stacking em up.
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Guess it didn't work. 8 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I don’t get it, but it seems like you’re implying we live in nazi Germany, and that’s a bad look, friendo.
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Confused battle subordinate Flamingo 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You mean... we live in a society? =D
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I Ordered Taco Bell Tonight and Asked For A Lot Of Hot Sauce 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
RIP your butthole
Just a guy walking down the street using a leaf as an umbrella 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Well his umbrella is inside out
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ART 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Is that Stanley?
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Doggy no 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Or maybe she’s training it to get revenge on ex boyfriends
Today, on bad ideas and poor decision making 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I say pick and choose your drugs, some of them are kinda worth it.
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Today, on bad ideas and poor decision making 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Xanax and adderall
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It's black... You wanted black 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Actually looks like there’s a fuckload of cream and foam. How disappointing.
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Drug dealer 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
He’s not wrong tho
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Smrt phones 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Oh no I relate to this
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Onbe second 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Just scream as loud as you can until it stops.
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Cheesecakes around the world 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Is he “German” German? Like @mia_linay?
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Coming out of Covid lockdown like 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Fat Mac is my favorite Mac
The water is cut off, so I had to steal some kids snowman so I can melt him to flush my 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
They could’ve made their own snowman rather than stealing some poor kids’
I have no idea where to post this but happy Friday y’all 1 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I really hope that isn’t a used pair....
A hairy situation 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Looks like a good trip to me ;)