A fedora is classy as fuck. A trilby is like it's douchey younger cousin that is easier to get a hold of but still looks okay if you wear it with the RIGHT OUTFIT

What always bothered me was that they are so easy to roll down but impossible to roll up. My car still has them.

I do this all the time, yes, we are weird.

Well that got very sexual very fast

This is a Jeff Dunham joke.

Holy nuggets

I dont wear makeup to attract guys, I wear makeup because it makes me feel pretty.

When I was little my mum had one for me and my sisters. It was the name of a waterpark she used to go to when she lived in the US. Schlitterbahn I believe it was.

Hot legs hot hot legs legs so hot you'll fry an egg

The moon one is so cute!

Maybe they put it there and then it rained?

Holy nuggets I have one of those

.....hotdogs or legs?

i cant afford an alarm system or to leave my lights on so i just lock the door to the balcony and to the actual door and hope for the best

Don't worry darling, I'm right here with you.

My math teacher once just stopped teaching, and started talking about her divorce and asked us for advice and she ended up breaking down crying at the end of discussion and we all just sat there.