Alice

aliceinwonderland


I was born, some shit went down, and here we are.

— Alice Report User
Whose hat is it 11 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
WHERE CAN I FIND THESE BOOKS
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Sorry for the finger cramps from scrolling 8 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Relationship goals
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This is why people drop out 6 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Well fuck you too
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neither did I 13 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
And to quirkey102, they add so much shit to bottled water, I wouldn't be surprised if they put sugar or even more likely, cocaine in too.
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Perfect though 12 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Petition to make this happen
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Don't flatter yourself 7 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Unless this girls name is actually Chole, come on guys, proofreading.
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Chameleon jacket turns the color of whatever you're touching! 9 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Wow I really want that! *remembers that she is broke*
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Read. 5 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Me talking to someone who has only seen the movies and acts like they know everything about the series
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Yeah, that's comfy 2 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
And here my cats are claiming different sides of the living room
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The Ohio State University Marching Band wants everyone to live long and prosper 18 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
My little sister goes to Ohio State, and she plans on being in the band next year!
Going on an adventure! 7 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
No one to tell us no, or where to go
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This show is amazing 4 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
This reminds me of the scene from Airplane with the little boy trying to give a little girl coffee. Anyoine know what I'm talking about?
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How to respond to junk mails 10 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Well I know what I'm doing tommorow
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Enough already? 5 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Alternatively, "It's time to stop. Call today for your vasectomy consultation."
Me on a Friday. 8 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
This....this is exactly what its like
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Clever bastards 4 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
I think I just became a lesbian
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Someone took the time to stack these two post-it-note stacks together 12 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
This person probably had to study for finals
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Some National holidays 13 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
I should send an email to my professor...
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We can all easily relate 8 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
*College students*
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Growing by "accident" 7 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
"accidentally"
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Nemo's Having A Rough Adolescence 3 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
"Its not a phase dad"
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That's a good idea 12 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
He's gonna blow up when he sees that
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Meh 6 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
Bitch please do you think I wanted to go to bed at 4 am?
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Like if this is you 4 comments
aliceinwonderland · 9 years ago
My trumpet, my costume and a bunch of dirty clothes are currently sitting at the end of my bed
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