Lisa-Marie Dhondt

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— Lisa-Marie Dhondt Report User
Madame is high in the air 2 comments
alienwasteland · 1 week ago
I did one of these and what they don’t mention is that it tickles. It tickles like a MoFo. Keeping it on for the required time is not easy.
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$2M in SF South Bay vs $2M San Antonio Texas. 630 sqft vs 6200 sqft 6 comments
alienwasteland · 16 weeks ago
I saw an Aussie housing programme and the prices they ask (and get) for basically a large shed in an old prison colony is in-sane. 1.5 mil Australian dollars for three bedrooms, one and a half baths and two lumps of grass... Nuts!
$2M in SF South Bay vs $2M San Antonio Texas. 630 sqft vs 6200 sqft 6 comments
alienwasteland · 16 weeks ago
I saw an Aussie housing programme and the prices they ask (and get) for basically a large shed in an old prison colony is in-sane. 1.5 mil Australian dollars for three bedrooms, one and a half baths and two lumps of grass... Nuts!
It izz what it izz 4 comments
alienwasteland · 19 weeks ago
If Youtube taught us anything, it’s that those are really mashed potatoes.
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I interrupted a photo shoot in the living room today 1 comments
alienwasteland · 27 weeks ago
Ronald Weasley! Is that Siriusly for the ‘gram?
Never too late 2 comments
alienwasteland · 28 weeks ago
** Ray took over McDonals in a not-cool-dude way.
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Driftwood rhino 2 comments
alienwasteland · 37 weeks ago
Sing this to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy
Thoughts? 35 comments
alienwasteland · 41 weeks ago
I heard that the vasectomy is not nearly fool-proof, can be extremely painful and can take a looong time to heal. As a woman, considering this and having asked my doctors, I’ll be going for the tubal.
Movement of six different wolf packs over a four month period 4 comments
alienwasteland · 44 weeks ago
Amazing how they managed to sink any ships that way...
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Mariya Takeuchi singer of Plastic Love 6 comments
alienwasteland · 45 weeks ago
Black don’t crack but yellow stays mellow...?
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Daily Dose of Love #140- Love songs are far from the genuine becoming 9 comments
alienwasteland · 3 years ago
I said Patrick but I have no Patrick. Lies!
This knife can't be used in war 73 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
Bought it from an online knife shop a few years back, it got shipped as 'camping supplies'.
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This knife can't be used in war 73 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
Yep, I own one, the titanium version. I can't really remember why I ever bought it but it is gorgeous (and for sale)
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It might be harsh but deep inside we all know its true 19 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
But mr Depp, that did not work out well for you...
This knife can't be used in war 73 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
I can also get you the knife :)
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Next thing she knows he found a wheelchair 5 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
Taylor Swift, is that you?
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Fantasy Avengers 8 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
I just looked at the first one and said 'ooh hello...ki' and snorted
ssshhh 2 comments
alienwasteland · 4 years ago
If you spill any more beans, consider yourself toast.
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Because f*ck you and your internal organs, that's why 20 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
I own it, buy it off me because I'm broke and have no enemies left.
Much needed human shaming 2 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
Look for Sofadogs on FB, they are very funny
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Why I love Belgium 16 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
I have been Belgian for 35 years, we do not have blue waffles, we only have waffle waffles. This must be those druggie Dutchmen next door...
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Latin obama 4 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
Latino Bama
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Steve Jobs was a perfectionist 8 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
There's a jobcentre around here that has a huge Steve Jobs quote on their window. It really irks me because SJ was not a good boss, he was terrifying.
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Perfectly timed photo 1 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
This took him 6 years and 720.000 tries!
Should I be afraid? 18 comments
alienwasteland · 5 years ago
Wrong neighbourhood Motherducker...
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