Steel 6 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
I see it now: your shopping comes to 253 Zlatan, just swipe your Zlatan there and enjoy the rest of your Zlatan
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This isn't too bad of an idea.. 5 comments
The cutest "nope" there ever was 3 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
'Excuse me human, the thermostat to outside seems broken... Please fix it'
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I would pay to see that 47 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
Am I the only one who'd be drugging their drinks and then just loading them all in my truck?
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That's A Lot Of Cats 15 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
Maybe these cats own a human, maybe these cats have little cat jobs to pay their cat student loans and the electric bill (which would be lower if the human learned to eat turkey *raw* I mean come on this is not the Ritz...)
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He's Finally Out Of The Eggshell 6 comments
The most baddass thing I have ever done 5 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
Is it not also an inner desire to be a cat? I don't fits in box so I sits on table
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we want rights #menimists 5 comments
Sleep is for the weak anyways, right? 16 comments
Krispy Kreme Waffles 20 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
Well, they tell us we got 'democracy' which is apparently a good thing, better than donuts... I say 'let us decide that for ourselves'
Krispy Kreme Waffles 20 comments
alienwasteland
· 9 years ago
I live in a Krispy Kreme- free country... No way to live man, no way to live...
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