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I sexually identify as a work of satire

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Napoleon Dynamite 7 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
stop fatshaming that alpaca
Advice to follow 10 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
believe in REAL things, like all 72 genders
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K... Mooooving on 15 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
^^^ #sayitlouderforthepeoplewhoarehardofhearing
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Picture made purely in Excel 4 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
you gotta be fukcin kiddding me jesus christ
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Bring it on! 4 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
excuse me??? Don't you know zombies have rights too? #theyusedtobehumantoo
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Everybody's Racist 2 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
I completely agree, I was AWAB (assigned White at birth) but eventually found myself to be an independent African American non-binary queer comedian-kin. I remember the cishet White Male teacher I had in the seventh grade. "You're not black, Greg. You can't call TyRelle the N word", he would say. What a complete fascist.
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Because he knows what it's like to be hated & called ugly for being an ogre 11 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
Remember, all ogres are beautiful
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That sums it all... Up 15 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
What do you mean CHARACTER?? This is who I really am #notaphase
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That sums it all... Up 15 comments
alloftumblr · 6 years ago
Guyssss!!1! Don't you know how TRIGGERING that is??!?1! Some people just sexually identify as an entire website, and they are COMPLETELY VALID #feminism
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