MY DICK FELL OFF!!!

Stupid can’t see

Ok the only way this can be with only photoshopped is he has 3 arms.....

did you know its been flooding due to being made in permafrost ice but now that ice is melting

Porn doesn’t?

Because they don’t see them

“Zander Please to not speak Latin in front of the books “

I thought they were made out of old boat parts??

This reminds me of the short story of the man who slipped on ice but the owner snaps his neck

Corn

“A turtle has made it to the water”

Is it dead?

W

Do lobsters need to live in water or are they like carbs? Wait.... how do crabs breath???? God I love the internet I can just look this shit up!!!

They asked him over 400 times?

But which is which?

Let’s be civil here we don’t need to cut 4 children !!! Just one and cut the apples in half

I blinked retake it