Telling a story in class 3 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
If your teacher gives you that face, run. That bitch is the Thing.
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Damn son 48 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
I agree, we should keep such issues from science, because they are not scientific in nature. Political, societal, religious, etc disputes do nothing but corrupt the world and bring about chaos that certain groups of people use to their advantage. I for one am of the mind that people need to keep shit to themselves, and there would be far fewer issues. You worship computers as gods that created the universe? Good for you, keep that shit to yourself and like-minded people, and nobody will bother you. You are sexually attracted to black holes? Go find one and fuck it, but don't bother everybody else about it.
Midgets too 63 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
It happens. It seemed like you needed someone to tell you that you are adorable.
Damn son 48 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
And don't listen to anyone tell you about what kind of parent you are. There are reasons why that news is difficult to come to terms with. Anyone who doesn't see that is unreasonable.
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Works in real life 5 comments
Midgets too 63 comments
Damn son 48 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
Not sure who that is (not that it matters), but she doesn't know enough to be calling anyone a shitty parent. They are probably just trying to find a way to understand and cope with the information. The last thing they should be doing is listen to some bitch comment on their parenthood without the slightest bit of data.
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A title? Me? Noooooo 7 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
You trying to communicate with yourself from the future via a tachyonic antitelephone.
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Ticket for 1 please 9 comments
Kids are so creepy sometimes 9 comments
When you really hate Christmas music 8 comments
I came across this gem 28 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
Ships in general, but, now that you mention it, particularly ships that are directly against the sexuality of the characters involved. Although, I have never seen gay characters get "shipped" (it is a stupid term) into a hypothetical straight relationship.
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Pretty much sums it up 119 comments
Pretty much sums it up 119 comments
I came across this gem 28 comments
This huge single snowflake 4 comments
Me on a regular basis 4 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
@dunkey you could be like "yeah, I remember meeting someone named Chester Carlson, but I don't remember what he looked like".
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As a potential immigrant 17 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
Even if you are going to visit another country, it is probably a good idea to be able to understand and speak some basics of their language. If you are planning to live there, learn the fucking language well enough to get by without inconveniencing people. That is to learn conversational ____ and supplement it with anything additional that is necessary to perform your job. Next point: get a fucking job and pay taxes or whatever. Contribute to the society that took you in.
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Pretty much sums it up 119 comments
alternateaccount
· 8 years ago
Your #11 is true in the sense of Martin Buber's Ich und Du that making something up means that it exists as an idea and therefore exists in some manner. But, having to make something up that has no physical existence is not really existing in the normal sense. One may convince others that their perception of themselves either does or does not correspond to their physical body with respect to their gender (in Tumblrese cis or trans). Unless there is agreement upon defining sex chromosome abnormalities, such as Klinefelter syndrome, as something different than male or female, the reality is that there are still only two sexes and genders, whether or not your sex and gender align. Genderfluid is complete bullshit; hormonal fluctuations that change one's perception of oneself on a momentary basis have no bearing upon the reality that they are one or the other.
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