If you get a well done steak while you're sitting with me you're either moving to a whole different table or I'm punching you in the face

Lol you're afraid of a nuke from n korea hahaha fuckin newb

I wonder what the next sentence says though

Bless my poor ignorant 20/20 visioned soul

Can goats be house trained?

My type of ladies

Before I really knew what one was this girl kept saying she sent these guys a gif and I thought she was saying gift and I was like why do you keep calling it a gift when you basically just sent them porn and then someone else said "JIF fool" and I was just like why didn't you say that in the first place hahaha

My knitta, my knitta

Fuck the police

I'm a total fag for gosling

I'm a donor and so is one of my best friends. We always joke about when we die though that all our organs are just gonna be complete shit and totally worthless from all of the horrible shit we put in our bodies on a regular basis

Yall have never kissed/fucked someone within the first couple hours of meeting them?

Who has time for this? Honestly

You want some butter with your corn-eyness?

I didn't do any of those things.

High as fuuuuck

Bruh if it fits it sits what don't you get about that?