Eddy B.

alwaystestie


Fuck bitches get money

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How to tell the consistency of your steak with your hands 8 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Get a fucking burger. Dumbass.
How to tell the consistency of your steak with your hands 8 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
If you get a well done steak while you're sitting with me you're either moving to a whole different table or I'm punching you in the face
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As a Canadian, this actually my biggest fear right now 11 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Lol you're afraid of a nuke from n korea hahaha fuckin newb
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Got a badass over here 2 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
I wonder what the next sentence says though
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Yes, it's true. 18 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Bless my poor ignorant 20/20 visioned soul
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Goat simulator: Home edition 2 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Can goats be house trained?
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Now there's an idea >:D put a shirt on first though. 13 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
My type of ladies
Jif 18 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Before I really knew what one was this girl kept saying she sent these guys a gif and I thought she was saying gift and I was like why do you keep calling it a gift when you basically just sent them porn and then someone else said "JIF fool" and I was just like why didn't you say that in the first place hahaha
This guy should be some crazy villain 12 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
My knitta, my knitta
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Police 1 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Fuck the police
Gosling and Culkin 13 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
I'm a total fag for gosling
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Just putting this out there 2 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
I'm a donor and so is one of my best friends. We always joke about when we die though that all our organs are just gonna be complete shit and totally worthless from all of the horrible shit we put in our bodies on a regular basis
Dayuuum 10 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Fuck I forgot people like that are going to begin to exist :(
It's okay guys! 23 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
*every weekend since discovering nightclubs reference*
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It's okay guys! 23 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Yall have never kissed/fucked someone within the first couple hours of meeting them?
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For those with a morbid sense of humor 7 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
There's people with spare time besides internet spare time? Wtf...
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For those with a morbid sense of humor 7 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Who has time for this? Honestly
You could say that 16 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
You want some butter with your corn-eyness?
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alright, stop 8 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
No, I'm Texan.
alright, stop 8 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
I didn't do any of those things.
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Just Subway Things 11 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
High as fuuuuck
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Found this at work today 10 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Forreal. Fuckin lyin ass title.
So cats WILL lay anywhere 5 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
Bruh if it fits it sits what don't you get about that?
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So true... 52 comments
alwaystestie · 6 years ago
TEXAS REP!
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