I was watching the soup a few weeks ago and all of the sudden they just started saying dildo every sentence right when my mom came into the room to fold laundry

It looks like gooby

Poor gall bladder? If my gall bladder gave me kidney stones I would have absolutely no fucking sympathy for it.

It's a good thing you made this nsfw cause if my boss would have seen me looking at this I would have totes been fired

1,2,4, and 9 yes please threesome

THAN

It'd be even better if you put your fucking camera down and just enjoyed the moment so you can have the memory of actually seeing it and telling the story of it rather than just saying "hey look what I saw" and staring at a screen

I bet that dog sucks dick at smelling drugs

Hahahahahaha a fucking roast beef sandwhich god damn

For some reason I was ok with Johnny's name being jack sparrow but was like wtf? when Keiras name was Elizabeth

I once knew this dumbass kid in 8th grade that brought his snake to school in his backpack. If you think that's cool then fine but don't jump to conclusions like he was cool cause trust me he wasn't. There were many other things that made him a dumbass

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