Eddy B.

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Fuck bitches get money

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How I feel whenever I watch an R rated movie at home 3 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
I was watching the soup a few weeks ago and all of the sudden they just started saying dildo every sentence right when my mom came into the room to fold laundry
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Female dogs be like 36 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
You get abstermonk is determining gender right? They didn't say anything about wether she was underweight or not.
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I guess fear was not a factor for him 10 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
You're not eating the right hamburgers
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Wait, is that what I think it is? 9 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
It looks like gooby
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A pony fire birthday 10 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Good one
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Awww poor gall bladder 14 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Poor gall bladder? If my gall bladder gave me kidney stones I would have absolutely no fucking sympathy for it.
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It won't help you get off sooner 11 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Why do you care so much
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Would you like cream with that? 10 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
C'mon mrsarcasm. Sarcasm.
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Would you like cream with that? 10 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
It's a good thing you made this nsfw cause if my boss would have seen me looking at this I would have totes been fired
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It won't help you get off sooner 11 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
^fuckin right
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Real or not real? 11 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
That's reality.
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Why Is It So Hard To Believe You're Beautiful? 8 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Buttholes can be beautiful things with the right care
Why Is It So Hard To Believe You're Beautiful? 8 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Shave your butthole and get it bleached. That's a sexy butthole. Go ahead and have a bush that's fine but atleast shave your butthole
Imagine the confusion 4 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
When I read "jack sparrow" I was ok with that being used as Johnny Depp's(the actor) name, but when I read Elizabeth Swann I questioned why they didn't use her real name which is Keira Knightly. Scumbag brain type shit
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Parent/Child Lookalikes 16 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
1,2,4, and 9 yes please threesome
Prepared for school 5 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
THAN
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Disney expectations 6 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
It'd be even better if you put your fucking camera down and just enjoyed the moment so you can have the memory of actually seeing it and telling the story of it rather than just saying "hey look what I saw" and staring at a screen
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How it starts 5 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
I bet that dog sucks dick at smelling drugs
Perfect ways to respond to a wrong number text 10 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Hahahahahaha a fucking roast beef sandwhich god damn
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Imagine the confusion 4 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
For some reason I was ok with Johnny's name being jack sparrow but was like wtf? when Keiras name was Elizabeth
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Something special 19 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
I once knew this dumbass kid in 8th grade that brought his snake to school in his backpack. If you think that's cool then fine but don't jump to conclusions like he was cool cause trust me he wasn't. There were many other things that made him a dumbass
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Face massager 3 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
Clit tickler
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So, heard you guys like red-heads 45 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
IM FIFTY.
So, heard you guys like red-heads 45 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
She's fine as hell
Snake saves drowning fish 11 comments
alwaystestie · 10 years ago
I'm so sure