Great title

My friends dad, who I was pretty close to, had an alcohol problem, as I do. He had access to a lake and when the sun went down it made an image much like the one pictured above. The last time I saw him as I was saying goodbye he shook my hand and said "Luke, you don't need any alcohol, you just need that sunset like we talked about". That was the last thing he said to me. A few weeks later he got extra drunk and brought out his shotgun and started shooting at his son and his friends. His son had to grab another gun and shoot his own father down. Sunsets are the most beautiful thing in my life.

Why I hate modern sitcoms.

Sike.

English is my first language you guys

What a G

That looks like kassem g

Going into my sophomore year I had to get a physical for football and the doctor I had was female and she had to feel all over my junk for the hernia test. I was just worried about popping a boner and highly doubt she enjoyed grabbing high school kids balls all day at all. This dude needs to chill

Why the student look older than the teacher though?

What's a clothes horse?

So I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions...

That looks like a shitty pizza