ambertek
Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.
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To all the perfectionists out there, enjoy this perfect compilation 27 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
You're extremely welcome saltythebear! It's what I'm good at. Really, just scroll through my comments. You'll be even more upset than you are now.
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ambertek
· 8 years ago
Ah see, that's good parenting. Children will always turn out better when we raise them like that. Protecting them all their lives just results in people like "FUCKING SASSY SPRINKLES" from tumblr.
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ambertek
· 8 years ago
Gotta protect the children from reality. That they live in. And have to face. So they'll be really unprepared and crumble, crying about safe spaces when they finally grow up.
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To all the perfectionists out there, enjoy this perfect compilation 27 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
It said "Enjoy this perfection compliation" but I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm. All of this greatly annoys me.
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To all the perfectionists out there, enjoy this perfect compilation 27 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
But... None of it is perfect.. The side melons aren't cut perfectly straight. The sprinkles in the cup on the right isn't the same amount of the ones on the left. The books aren't all facing the same way. The shoes aren't in a perfect line, a few of them are even an entire 3 inches off. The bottles in the very middle are facing different ways, so the labels don't line up. The pencil lead is shattered, not sharpened. The cabbage doesn't keep the same pattern, none of it is symmetrical. I count at least 15 places where there's extra snow sticking out. And some of the cereal is farther down the bowl than the rest, they all aren't floating at the same level. Also they aren't perfectly in the middle of the bowl.
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ambertek
· 8 years ago
DAAAMMNNN, I thought Correct was just trying to be a dick to start some funny ass drama. Just a realist. I applaud you.
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ambertek
· 8 years ago
Saxy, you can't argue with them. They're.... "Correct" *grins like an idiot*
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My friends suck 7 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I realize this. Just trying to make a racial joke. You know, offend Asian countries as a whole. I was just on that side of reddit, so can't help myself.
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Sometimes you just have to do it yourself 6 comments
Deadpool is a cooler guy than he gets credit for 11 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Deadpool is super chill. He would lift his mask so Hawkeye could read his lips, and if I remember correctly he actually took time off just to learn sign language so he could talk to him easier.
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That's the Evilest Thing I Can Imagine 9 comments
You are on the way to home at night and you see this 24 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I would question if it's Halloween and I just forgot, which would proceed to make me question what month it actually is. Which would make me question how much I've forgotten, and I would try to force myself to remember the months I've forgotten. By the time I remember it is in fact not October, I would have already bumped into the big Owl Man and would face the consequences.
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It's lit in Chernobyl fam 14 comments
The most important places in each state 22 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Ehhh.. Maybe. Having lived there for a very miserable 13 years of my life I can safely say it's pretty boring.
The most important places in each state 22 comments
I'm always really tempted to say this to everyone I meet 3 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
It annoys me too, sorry to say but I don't make memes. I'm not even THAT productive. I just save them off random websites.
This memorial day 40 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
I knew this would start a flame war, but damn.. First off, Rwby, your stuck in the past. The fight for freedom was YEARS ago. Now we're just killing for oil. Killing innocents too, you should really catch up. Next @guestwho Ya, I'm going to hell. Because you know, Christians are TOTALLY right. Whatever makes you feel better buddy. I mean I'm not a serial killer, but if I take up after the army's I can apparently get respect for it. You think if everyone knew they killed children and raped women of the villages they went to they'd still get respect?
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Edited 8 years ago
This memorial day 40 comments
ambertek
· 8 years ago
Well, I'll humor the idea Christianity is real, by their laws all these men would go to hell. Because you know... They're mass murders. But for some reason get respect for it. Doesn't change the fact they're still killers, taking other killers away from their family's and loved ones. Leaving children and wives without a father. Leaving a mother without the child she raised. So, no. They deserve to go to actual hell.
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Sometimes I gotta take a break from my endless, ruthless tyranny to make you guys smile.