ammbgj
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This is one cool bicycle 7 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
I want this. I want it now.
Where we go after death 21 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
My girlfriend is ginger and I can tell you she is the most awesome being ever.
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Goldfish realization 6 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
Actually *puts on nerds glasses* goldfish have been tested with memory and they can hold a memory for as long as 3 months i believe.
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I'll have 2 18 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
I thought that too but that's water. But i remeber from Dragon Ball what's her face did that with the blue hair.
Don't complain 19 comments
Title 29 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
At the beginning of the school year my bestie would always grab onto my arm at school she would get really close to me. Whenever she went to my house she woukd sit on me and move around, she knew what she was doing. Whenever she took my glasses we would end up on the floor with me ontop of her. Then there was a basketball game we went to and we for no reason started touching each other on the thigh very slowly. I can say that day I got a moan from her. It never got weird.
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I think my cat knows something I don't 9 comments
ammbgj
· 11 years ago
*cat looks at you* "pffh" *covers mouth* "sniker" *laugh* *laughs loudly* "I'm sorry I'm sorry just don't look at me" said the cat. "No don't look at me or I'll laugh" the cat laughed and laughed. "Should I tell you... I'll tell you no wait I can't wait yes no nevermind I won't tell you" * runs away laughing*
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Edited 11 years ago
Fun fact 9 comments
"cas-get-into-my-ass" 30 comments
