I think my cat knows something I don't

RUN.

Oh stop it you

It's that Jesus is below him

"Ooh, scandalous!"

Cat "pfftt.. Your penis is small" *giggle*

I just puked on everything you love,

Guys it's the cat from puss in boots

*cat looks at you* "pffh" *covers mouth* "sniker" *laugh* *laughs loudly* "I'm sorry I'm sorry just don't look at me" said the cat. "No don't look at me or I'll laugh" the cat laughed and laughed. "Should I tell you... I'll tell you no wait I can't wait yes no nevermind I won't tell you" * runs away laughing*