The less of the pic you can see, the faster the jack hammer goes. Q_Q

This is how my husband holds our son. He is scared he will hurt him just by holding him.

What if that IS what they looked like?? We hust bred them to have the faces they do now.

What's sad is in a wy he is right.. He put the coin in and it out popped a soda. He put his sperm in and she popped out a child.

Wait...

Why is canada so much better than everyone else?? WTF Canada?

Is this what guys used to learn to masterbate back then??

Im doing this next summer in every fountain in town!

I need to live in a haunted house... for reasons.

This describes my exact feelings towards mac. He will always be my favorite.

What if one of the fireworks blow up the drone?
Guy flying drone: *squints dramatically* "Then so be it."

Actually you could buy a woman, help her get on her feet, and before the year is up say she ran away and help another woman out after they send the replacement, repeat.

At this moment, no. I probably couldnt see it if i was.

I wonder if that is how hookers feel?

I thought he was glueing the dudes eyes shut at first. That looks like nail glue.

My husband and i just had a conversation about how bad i procrastinate. This is the exact reason.

Hoq do you fold a pizza box into a bird??

It's a bird with a food fetish.

Simmer well, pupper.

Hi polite cat

I bet it would make the doctors job easier if they could hand out cards like this instead of handling bad news face to face.

It took realizing the stick coming out of the mannequins butt to figure out those aren't real people.

Ireland do you need some help?