Oh my dog!

Cory Monteith :(

My ex and I lived on opposite sides of Phoenix, and every weekend I would drive up to spend time with him. It would alway piss me off when he would ignore me for his games...

My great grandma won the game at 91.

GOLD

Some of the streets in Phoenix are like this, but they're just reverse lanes with signs explaining how it works.

I slept with my ex-boyfriend's best friend a week after we broke up.

"Kill me..."

Lie down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot

The difference is whether or not the food is processed or whole.

Which switch is which?
Seriously, how has no one said this already?

My nickname is Andi and I've been told I'm adorable yet potentially destructive like the wombat.

ALL HAIL THE CREATOR!

You asshole. Shrooms are fun.

This described my ex perfectly omg.

Humans are fucking weird.

This explains my last relationship perfectly :/

I must live there.

Look ovah there... That's a crocodile taken from the wild. It can crush an entire watermelon in one snap of its jaws... I'm gonna go hug it! CRIKEY!

That awkward moment when you realize you are Sheldon Cooper

It look like that side of her lips gets heavy and weighs her head down in that direction.

I hate this because people that prefer the other companies can be exactly the same way.

Terrifying...

Bawled my eyes out for TS3