traumitised. for. life.

bahahaa wrong kinda dirty

pshh I think everyone would be like this if their daddy was that hot

peter alexander (':

you only lava once

featuring **sh*tting on the little guy** topped it off

i thought it was kinda anti-climatic. i expected like a life changing realisation

WE'D GET IN ONESIES

elephant pee must be like a waterfall

how love has evolved. 'i will shit on you' is apparently a romantic gesture

I can't even paint like that. with my hands.

There are too many disturbing jokes hidden amongst my childhood. which is currently disintegrating due to this beaut of a website

I love that face every dog has when they get caught doing something naughty XD