yo

beeeeccccaaaaauuuuuussssseeeeeeee.......yo......momma

sorry but that's top-secret-have-to-kill-u-if-i-tell-u-confidential

yo momma

teehee...i love how you typed "ye" instead of you. i just finished off all 5 seasons of Misfits and am just done season 2 of Shameless. I'm practicing my cockney accent (i hear it perfectly in my head) but my puerto-rican-ness still comes thru when i try to speak it LOL

not that scary....well unless he has an enchanted sword....kinda scary lol

in real life, guest is a bully. you know the kind: the one you should feel sorry for b/c the only reason they put people is to make themselves feel better. B/c in all reality, they feel/know they are inferior mentally and are just a shallow empty vessel with no substance and/nor chance of ever finding true happiness/whole-ness.

we'll go with that, buddy

yeah....ikr....then kid-napping plans turn into having to cover up the murder of the mouthy xmas shopper! we're just gonna have to wait till after the holidays for the next kidnap, guys.

def too much work....making sure no one sees you or hears their screams....so exasperating!

only if you hated me in real life... and even then it wouldn't bother me! lol but i'm kinda bitch like that.

oh...thank you for that tid bit of stereotypical info!

you're #1 in my eyes, turd....but aneg is a close 2nd!

rule 6: fuck what those that disregard rules 1-5 think/say!

excuse me if I'm just not picking up on your sarcasm...but....but....isn't it against biblical code?

YAY, funstats! we heart you and the wisdom you bestow on us oh so much...

why in the flying shih tzu puppies did that get down voted?! hilariously put and such a sweet gesture b/c it does help and most guys won't do it. you sound like a great husband, mg!

so if they fall thru and die...we know its not safe! Genius!

what if we have crossed paths in real life and don't even know it?!

we don't "invite"...we "kid-nap"