annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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2 women flew cross-country to confront their cheating gay husbands 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
No! This can’t be the end! I need to know!
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I'd do "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" 47 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
the Boku No Pico opening
If I have to suffer, I’m taking everyone down with me
Darkness is your friend 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Man, I think spiders are great, but if I see one in my shower, I just go without showering until it goes away. If I found a huntsman spider in my bed, I wouldn’t even hesitate to set that shit on fire. Spiders are very cute, but they need to stay the heck away from me.
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You what now? 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
NO
I AM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS LESSON
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You have married an iCarly, he has flown too close to the sun 3 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
You and your words, obsessed with your legacy
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Weird names problem *sigh* 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Story of my life. And my name is completely phonetic, without any particular sounds that are specific to Hindi, but I’ll tell someone my name and they’ll repeat it back with completely different inflections. Like, guys, it’s not that hard.
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3 types of people 2 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I am all three of these people
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Lazy af 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I haven’t eaten lunch on a weekday in two years because I’m too lazy to stand in the lunch line, but I’m also too lazy to carry lunch from home
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Damn speed breakers! 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
They’re not that rare when you live in a forested region. And the monkeys can be speebreakers when you’re swerving to avoid some idiot baby that can’t decide which side of the road to run to.
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G o o d b oy 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I don’t know what Tf2 is but I can relate to your fictional crush on a deep level. I have four and one of them is a character from a dating simulation. This is my life.
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G o o d b oy 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
That’s nice of you, Postdoggo, but there are some things even you can’t hope to achieve.
Damn speed breakers! 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
And the occasional elephant. Oh, and monkeys.
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You're doing good work 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Well, technically... you could still have sex with a man.
This is outrageous! 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
But this actually happened when I visited. I took a train that arrived early and left maybe a minute ahead of schedule, and there was an announcement apologizing for it!
Same here 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
And we say it fifty times over the course of several hours, and then just keep on talking.
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I might not live that long 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
It should have said 42
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Anon hates communism 3 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
The OP was referring to a girl without arms, as in, the body part, but Anon thought they meant arms as in guns.
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That sounds like something my cousins would do 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I first saw this before watching the movie. Now that I have, it's so much funnier.
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Stunning 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Look it up. Someone drew it. (It's worth it, trust me.)
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but you look shifty as hell 3 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I once went to a store that didn't have an exit that didn't pass through the (only French-speaking) check-out counters, and no self-checkout. I tried to leave without buying because I hadn't found what I wanted, but, after realizing the situation, I just wandered aimlessly in the store for ten minutes, trying not to look like a terrorist (being, like, the only brown person in the store). Finally I bought a bottle of coke (which I rarely even drink), just so I could get out.
This will always be one of my favorite quotes 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
*glances at the Sea of Monsters movie*
[in a haunted whisper] yes
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He's tweeting from hell 35 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Young Finding That Book I Thought I'd Lost Forever
...It's got a ring to it?
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING" 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I have about 50 tennis balls in my house. I bought about 5 for my dog. I've watched him steal maybe 15. I have no idea where all of the others came from.
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Oh sweetie, no! 21 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Forget time of day, at least it should have a fairly consistent schedule! Last month, mine came the day I landed in another country on small school trip (with a cold, mind you... all of the unfortunate sneezing), lasted a week, and then CAME BACK just two weeks later to fall on my birthday. Because periods.
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Someone's in trouble 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
@lemmingoverlord Because it's funnier if the implication is true
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