You're doing good work

It's important to keep your promeses

Just use a lot of foreplay whenever you get around to sex and listen to them if it hurts or nah, and then you're probably good.

Virgin by choice. Just not your choice.

Remember, vaginas have teeth, so don't sex anyone, OK?

He gay???

A Man's word is his bond(age).

Well, technically... you could still have sex with a man.