NateTheGreat

natethegreat


I am @dj_na_tex reincarnated.
˙uɐɯnɥ ʇou ɯɐ I

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So yeah 3 comments
natethegreat · 2 days ago
was it on a sunday?
#MeToo 8 comments
natethegreat · 5 days ago
Fuck Katy Perry
Homeowner also has the word "meow" in it 6 comments
natethegreat · 5 days ago
G, if sure is boring around here...
Sheets go round the feets 10 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
I feel personally catered to with this post.
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Specially 7 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
A c t i v e l y
L a z y
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Identical match 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
t H e
N a S t Y
p A t T y
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Have you? 20 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
you know what creamy?...I LOVE YOU.
I wanna pet your soft furry fur and grab you and hold you and sneak a kiss on the cheek then scratch your back and listen to you make car engine idling noises and stare at the ceiling and just chill and smoke pot in a different room and come back and play with the lazer and give you some of tha C A T N I P P and just like watch some reruns of George Lopez and when you meow I'm like "I know, huh?" and then fall asleep with the tv on with some water next to me so I can have a drink in the middle of the night and go back to sleep and I'll make sure you get all your shots please, creamy be my cat please I don't think I can live without you I'll be this biggest fan you ever lose please creamy please I can't see you this sad creamy please just tell me what you want please, I'll do anything creamy please come here creamy common
Very true indeed 23 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
FUNSUBSTANCE
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(屮ಠ益ಠ)屮
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Y U NO LET ME DO WHAT THA FUCC I WANT?
Miss the good old memes 6 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
that's great, but somebody need to hear this right now.
this may not be you, but somebody right now is mad at me because I typed a sequence of letters on my keyboard in a certain order that they did not like, so they say "nah man fuck you" and downvote me because hating is free, but they're gonna wake up tomorrow and wonder why life isn't giving them everything they want, but what they don't realize is that you need to create something, yeah, go open that business, go work that overtime and save some more money so you can invest it, yeah, see, it's not just "it is what it is", IT IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT so go out there and be somebody! @_@
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Very true indeed 23 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
Don't think I don't see you bitches censoring my comments, you worthless pieces of shit.
Have you? 20 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
creamy, come here, it's ok
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Miss the good old memes 6 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
It's because you go to a job that doesn't fulfill you.
You work hard everyday but have nothing but a check to show for it, which just goes to rent/utilities/etc. and when you get home, you just feel too tired to do anything but think about how you're too tired to do what you want in life, which also drains your energy, then comes bedtime and you're emotionally restless just thinking about what could be or could have been and how you got to this point in your life.
It's okay though, you'll just buy some stuff that looks cool around the house so you'll feel better about wasting your life and your check. Gotta have that Gucci, son.
hahahaha, what a world we live in, so stupid lol
C H A N G E
Y O U R
L I F E
T O D A Y !
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Just in case anyone forgot about this 14 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
GODDAMMIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER...
THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE, NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT REPEATEDLY, YOU SICK FUCK.
RealLee? 7 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
...and the one who can't hit the broadside of a barn, Aimless Lee
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Loving 101 23 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
Simon says jump
jump
spin around
Simon says commit a 420
B E E S C H U R G E R 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
I nawwa mimchimpken, 2 dumble beesechurgers Anna mickdumble, bleaze.
Ohm, Anna nawwa larnge fwies.
Tanks.
I'd beg to differ 12 comments
natethegreat · 6 days ago
Jigger Pigger
One of the siblings thing 13 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
your mouth has my dick in it let go
Oh no... 25 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
I got an HTC
Work work 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
"how to get my mom to stop drinking"
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We found the answer 1 comments
natethegreat · 1 week ago
'cos y'all gone fucc up that planet too
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Time to take a two hour long shower 15 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
Move over, I gotta rinse myself from the shame
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They call it Puppy love 3 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
Well yeah, I love puppy...
Pffff puppies...I'll pet the shit out a puppy, son.
I pet puppies everyday, bitch.
In fact, I been known to kiss puppies too...
Yeah, fuck around and I'll feed a puppy too, hoe.
I be ouchea feeding puppies dog food, you already know, but you don't know me son, you don't know me or my puppies, you little bitch, Morty.
Goddammit Morty, you always forget the Jamba Juice, Jesus Christ...
Sharky!! 3 comments
natethegreat · 2 weeks ago
:D
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