Austin is pretty depressing sometimes

I interrupt your life to bring you my life.
*eats noodle soup*

I get cringy at the thought of using measuring tape, one mistake and-

Ice bear is comfy

Happiest dog I have ever seen

...
it's GREAT!

lol fucc it bro, yolo

Americans be like:

This is 911, what's your emergency?

*ba dum tss*

Wholesomely horny

Okay, so what is your budget for this meme format?
My minimum rate is 10 likes, since quality is something I can guarantee.
I'll make a good quality meme out of you Tom, Ciao. <3

I see, I look.

Thanks for the new meme, suckaaa

*ahem*
...
M A N A G E R

He’s thinking about the next KFC commercial

There is a town in Texas called luling.
lul in German = dick
So basically “Dicking”, Texas xD

SEX IS SEX
SEX HAS ALWAYS BEEN SEX AND
SEX WILL ALWAYS BE SEX
D;<

I’ll be your girlfriend ;P

GAY BACON STRIPS
GAY BACON STRIPS
GAY BACON STRIPS

It’s truly amazing how little fucks we really give about each other D:<