'twas a simpler time.

Big chonk.

Oh my, boobies!

There's a quote about the from Barbara Broccoli, producer and custodian of the franchise, is clear about it. “Bond is male," she has said. “And that’s fine. We don’t have to turn male characters into women. Let’s just create more female characters and make the story fit those female characters." Exactly. Especially since women are doing better at the box office than men. Leave that beloved relic alone. Find your own stuff to shake, stir, whatever.

Like, I'm uncircumcised but these people are weird.

Speedrun.

Joker says trans rights.

She got do-do-do-do-do-deported!

Yes but what if I told you that Joker is just Billie Eilish for dudes.

I feel like Zootopia had some of the best side characters in recent tines.

See, the men have thick skin, but the women have "big bones".

nice.

David Attenborough is Thanos advocating for unbiased genocide and I can vibe with it.

Someone broke the rules.

Yee (and I cannot stress this enough) haw.

You could've told me this was Zimbabwean currency and I wouldn't even question it at this point.

And that's why you don't skip leg day.

DISGUSTING!

Wabama or Obalugi?

Out!

Ahhh the duality of mom.

Bames Nond's having a stonk.

Like obviously child porn sucks but holy shit that's some sweet poetic irony.

That's why whenever someone messages me with a rant I always ask if they're looking for genuine advice or just need someone to listen to them.