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And then everybody clapped! 54 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0

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And then everybody clapped! 54 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

Gillette made an ad campaigning against toxic masculinity telling men to get their shit together and be their best selves. So naturally toxic males launched into angry tirades and tried to boycott Gillette.

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What are the odds? 13 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

I'll. Say it again WHAT THE FUCK!!?

Croatia made a law where they take your driver's licence at 65 because you are too 7 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

Good luck trying to take it away from this dude. He's gonna go all John Wick on your ass. To get his liscence back.

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And then everybody clapped! 54 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

And then they all clapped

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She sounds shallower than a puppy dog's piss puddle 12 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

I realllly fuckin' hope this is satire

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Brady Lightyear. To the superbowl - and beyond! 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 1 day ago

you are a sad, strange, little man. And you have my pity.

He gonna do it 1 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

Mmm look at that like to dislike ratio. delish.

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If you're brave enough 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

she rode the cocktus

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Life is suffering 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

The coconut water's a nice touch

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Can forgive him for creating Fortnite? He is doing something good with the money he 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

Chaotic Good

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Rock collection 10 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

I am proud for her.

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Oh guests 28 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

Noooo you can't say that. It's racist!

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Oh guests 28 comments

flyingoctopus · 2 days ago

Poetry at it's finest

I'd rather get HBO 10 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

I heard it's a real bitch to cancel a period subscription, the company sends you annoying ads for 18 years after. If I were them, I'd just wait for the subscription to expire automatically.

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Oh guests 28 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

Boom! Now you are racist homophobe

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Oh guests 28 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

I'm not sure if you're joking...

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Oh guests 28 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

What if a guest said "fuck you nigger faggot?" What would that fall under?

Good sleep hamster 11 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

Thanks you Good Sleep Hamster

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Wheel explosion 7 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

And that's why you monitor your air pumps.

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I cry every tim... wait a minute. 13 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

I think you missed the joke bud.

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Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

Oh shit he's an incel, and r/iamverysmart admin, a 'sex bomb' and a retard all rolled into one easy-to-neglect package! Just ask his parents!

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Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

And you sound like a rapist!

When your soup is really hot and you spit it out 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

Not very cash money dawg.

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He is going to win THe next elections, EasY 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 3 days ago

Was it because his sandcastle wasn't the best in the galaxy?

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