Z-Dawg

flyingoctopus


Refusing to address the war crime allegations since 1945.

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Never turn down anything free 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 weeks ago
Is this.... Skweezy Jibbs???
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Me 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 7 weeks ago
Fine dining at it's core
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Who do you choose 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 8 weeks ago
Reddit moment
Still haven't unlocked the new color 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 weeks ago
YOu're not supposed to do it all in a row
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Zombie Rex 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 10 weeks ago
A Z-Rex if you will?
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Las Vegas sounds made up 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 10 weeks ago
Okay but the King has to be The King
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Gone, but not forgotten. He did love that refrigerator 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 11 weeks ago
Yes....'prop' head
Locating eel testes is a slippery slope that leads to the Oedipus Complex 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 11 weeks ago
We all know Freud isn't in heaven
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Would u do it? 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 12 weeks ago
Boutta start my camming career
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You aquired the forbidden knowledge 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 13 weeks ago
The binary reads "agony"
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The aftermath of Hurricane Natasha. Sustained winds of over 625 mph caused entire office 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 weeks ago
I can't go through this again! I just can't!!
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You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 weeks ago
How the mighty fall :(
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Sank that *** 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 weeks ago
How 'bout stop shipping kids?
Time to drink bois 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 16 weeks ago
"When it gets to here, we can drink again!"
Hacker targetting child abusers 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 16 weeks ago
King.
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Don’t @ me your feelings are well noted but incorrect 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 16 weeks ago
Yeah, there's no quantifiable measurement of pain because pain thresholds vary so much. Except for the Schmidt Pain Index but that's because schmidt himself is a maniac and got stung, bitten, or stabbed by everything he could to make a comparative pain index
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Reverse balding here we go 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 17 weeks ago
It's called paying to restore your hair
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Powerpuff Girls getting woke, goin' broke 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 17 weeks ago
this can't be real
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Sorry for the free upgrade 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 18 weeks ago
When your dick ribbed for her pleasure
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They literally fought to preserve slavery, f*** em 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 18 weeks ago
Yeah but then again you don't hear people often going around saying "Y'know Hitler was a great guy!"
It's a sign! 29 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 weeks ago
Y'know, it's weird how the cloud formations stayed exactly the same all year 'round! Not to mention the deciduous trees never growing leaves? I'm smelling something, and it smells a lot like bullshit!
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Aye tone 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 weeks ago
"Hey, I'm crucifying Jesus of Nazareth here!"
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Happy Confederate surrender day everyone. Thankfully they got curb stomped by the Union 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 weeks ago
Or what? The south will rise again?
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Think Ethan think 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 weeks ago
Ah yes, a warriors death!
Interesting... Should I try it? 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 20 weeks ago
Huh, maybe I'm Dutch!