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Tibetan Mastiff 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Big chonk.
Gotta love the community 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
There's a quote about the from Barbara Broccoli, producer and custodian of the franchise, is clear about it. “Bond is male," she has said. “And that’s fine. We don’t have to turn male characters into women. Let’s just create more female characters and make the story fit those female characters." Exactly. Especially since women are doing better at the box office than men. Leave that beloved relic alone. Find your own stuff to shake, stir, whatever.
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College campus protest sponsored by H.O.O.P., probably 22 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Like, I'm uncircumcised but these people are weird.
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The cornflakes of believers 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Speedrun.
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Such a nice gamer moment 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Joker says trans rights.
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A little too far 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
She got do-do-do-do-do-deported!
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We're all clowns 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Yes but what if I told you that Joker is just Billie Eilish for dudes.
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A wholesome apology for past wrongdoings shows self reflection and growth 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I feel like Zootopia had some of the best side characters in recent tines.
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Murdered by Words 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
See, the men have thick skin, but the women have "big bones".
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He is right you know 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Well if it wasn't it'd just be call ethnic cleansing and I ain't about that.
69..hehe 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
nice.
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He is right you know 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
David Attenborough is Thanos advocating for unbiased genocide and I can vibe with it.
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Theres easier ways to smell like whiskey 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
Yee (and I cannot stress this enough) haw.
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Well, he is 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
You could've told me this was Zimbabwean currency and I wouldn't even question it at this point.
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Chicken legs for days 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
And that's why you don't skip leg day.
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It was both of them 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
DISGUSTING!
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Rare yet biting insult 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
Wabama or Obalugi?
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It has being slightly drawn out 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
Out!
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The irony of the new times 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
Ahhh the duality of mom.
Title 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
Bames Nond's having a stonk.
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Well,thats a bit ironic 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
Like obviously child porn sucks but holy shit that's some sweet poetic irony.
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I hate when my boyfriend does this, like just lemme b*tch 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
That's why whenever someone messages me with a rant I always ask if they're looking for genuine advice or just need someone to listen to them.
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