I made the mistake of going to google images.

Not a rusty spoon? Shame.

Nobody cares who I was until I put on the mask

He was a savvy diplomat but shitty mixologist.

"And so he gave the monkey a typewriter, and the monkey produced a masterpiece that made God weep."

Jonny 2x4 is about to become Jonny M16

I am also a shrimp.

Excuse you this is paper fan erasure.

It's a chickflip

They've collected all the badges.

Those dirty lutists, smh should go back to their own country.

This brought back my perfectly healthy and understandable paranoia about snails

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.

But wait! There's more!

Horny was invented by unborn child companies to sell more kids

That would be pretty useful for old people or people with genetic weaknesses.

Doom spinoff looking sick

That pork bastard cornered the market and ruined his brothers' livelihoods.

We do love us some Obvious Plant