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Refusing to address the war crime allegations since 1945.

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The aftermath of Hurricane Natasha. Sustained winds of over 625 mph caused entire office 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I can't go through this again! I just can't!!
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You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
How the mighty fall :(
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Sank that *** 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
How 'bout stop shipping kids?
Time to drink bois 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
"When it gets to here, we can drink again!"
Hacker targetting child abusers 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
King.
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Don’t @ me your feelings are well noted but incorrect 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, there's no quantifiable measurement of pain because pain thresholds vary so much. Except for the Schmidt Pain Index but that's because schmidt himself is a maniac and got stung, bitten, or stabbed by everything he could to make a comparative pain index
Reverse balding here we go 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 weeks ago
It's called paying to restore your hair
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Powerpuff Girls getting woke, goin' broke 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 weeks ago
this can't be real
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Sorry for the free upgrade 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 weeks ago
When your dick ribbed for her pleasure
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They literally fought to preserve slavery, f*** em 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 weeks ago
Yeah but then again you don't hear people often going around saying "Y'know Hitler was a great guy!"
It's a sign! 29 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 weeks ago
Y'know, it's weird how the cloud formations stayed exactly the same all year 'round! Not to mention the deciduous trees never growing leaves? I'm smelling something, and it smells a lot like bullshit!
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Aye tone 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 weeks ago
"Hey, I'm crucifying Jesus of Nazareth here!"
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Happy Confederate surrender day everyone. Thankfully they got curb stomped by the Union 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 weeks ago
Or what? The south will rise again?
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Think Ethan think 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 weeks ago
Ah yes, a warriors death!
Interesting... Should I try it? 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 weeks ago
Huh, maybe I'm Dutch!
That picture tho 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 weeks ago
In this context it's probably fat upper pubic area!
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Anything for $50 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 7 weeks ago
A $50 prostitute ain't worth it
He tried warning us 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 7 weeks ago
HE WARNED US ABOUT THOSE DAMN CHEMICALS!!!
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Man I used to love chicken run as a kid 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 7 weeks ago
Yeah I agree, let's hope they fix it in Chicken Run 2
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Tell a raven from a crow 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 8 weeks ago
Raven: Will quoth nevermore
Crow: Will not quoth nevermore
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Forgot to post this yesterday :( 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 8 weeks ago
WW2 Alternate ending
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Naturally curly eyelashes 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 8 weeks ago
Yep, pubes for yer eyes
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Just tryna bring awareness to the whole shit show unfolding in Myanmar right now 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 8 weeks ago
I mean, it is a coup government
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It's always the Dougs 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 weeks ago
Iirc the article is made to play off of insecure males who legit believe that using someone's name is cheating.
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Tanks have hops like you wouldn't believe 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 weeks ago
"I'm Richter Kristoffen and wilkommen to jackass"
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