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I'm not supposed to show you this yet but... I-Pigeon 12 will be ready soon 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
This is why we all have to stay inside, they're updating the drones.
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No... No I dont think I will fortune cookie 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Perfect time for a trip.
Netflix we saw you 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I think it's more about shoddily written gay characters. Brooklyn 99 has pretty well written gay characters and it never feels forced because their sexuality isn't a massive focus point and doesn't consume the characters.
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"Getting out of trouble", ft. WoB as Mr Burns :DDD 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Ok but the Osaka flu is a pretty damn good parallel to COVID-19.
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The round planet 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Note to self: watch round planet.
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Who would have thought that Anxiety support groups deliver such prime meme material 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
Their family tree is goddamn tumbleweed.
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I miss him 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
I think Andrew Garfield was too attractive to play a nerd who was a social outcast.
I like the alien movies and Epstein didn't kill himself 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
What's interesting is that Alien was written as if it were starring a male lead, the problem is that many recent, female-led, action flicks focus way too hard on the fact that the lead is female when writing the script.
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Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
Up ya boyo 18years with no valentines!
Elijah Wood goes for full physical contact 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 days ago
He's like a reverse Keanu
Kevin Hart uploaded this pic on his Instagram 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
This is what his dreams and the rock's nightmares look like.
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New & Improved! 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Apparently a paradox.
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Point, counter-point (sort of...) 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
I'm not entirely sure if this is satire or not.
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Yuk 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
That's why I chew the pills.
Squad goals 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Me and the boys rockin up to the wellness check.
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How to be a Douchebag - 101 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
The body burying one doesn't work. In the instance of a false positive, the standard procedure is to keep digging for at least a while. That tip is as old as time so nigh everyone knows about it particularly in the police.
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Cures wounds too 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
yeah, a fireball of healing juice.
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On this day 83 years ago, a legend died. Rest In Peace H.P LoveCraft. 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
This is one of those times you have to consider separating art from the artist because Lovecraft was a massive prick and like, super racist.
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Posting rage comics until getting a dedicated section 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
This is hit me like a fucking truck.
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Spooky meat tentacles 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Mine is a bone tentacle.
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Quicksand, lava-floors, vampires, alien invasions. The usual suspects 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Yes, but I also thought I'd encounter quicksand way more often than I do currently.
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EXISTENCE IS GAY 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Imagine having masculinity so fragile you can't even enjoy food.
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Florida man is not always bad 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
"Just because you are bad guy, doesn't mean you are bad guy."
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Dealership 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
That's why 21 Jump Street is a thing.
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Yes, thank you. Talk soon 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Wholesome hours and I also feel attacked rn.
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