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Made a Canadian sandwich 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 34 minutes ago
I'm not your buddy, pal.
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Wtf brain! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 hours ago
Can't argue with that logic!
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We get blamed for every bad thing that happens 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 hours ago
We must rise up.
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Yellow Potter Wasp 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 hours ago
Thanks I hate it
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Columbus discovers the New World (1492) 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 hours ago
Skweezy Jibbs!
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Correct 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 hours ago
I used my fingers despite not having any fingernails. I did this because I hate myself.
Stupid joke 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 hours ago
Doesn't work in Thailand tho.
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Pretty much 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 hours ago
You've missed the point... like majorly. I guess username checks out.
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Whoopsedoodles 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 hours ago
A real rollercoaster
Oof 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 19 hours ago
He was just misunderstood...
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You cant assault men 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Wind has a homies back.
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What if 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Huh? Oooh. Oh my.
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At least we're rich... - Gisney, probably 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Weirdly enough I didn't blame Sony even at the start. They put a lot of love into their Spidey films and it shows.
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I`m already pregnant 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Is this the face of God himself?
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Save the Loot Llamas 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Fortnite bad.
Made with night mode in mind 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
That's wrong tho...
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Pasta la vista, traditore! 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
If you snap your pasta. I will take you down to the spahetto and have you executed.
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Tis a silly place 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
That sounds like something a fascist would say! REEEE
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When did this end? 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
I was. But I didn't have any anyways.
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Ahh the good old times 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Woah Neat! Fallout 2!
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Hashtag do it 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
*cocks gun* BOOMER SIGHTED!
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Tis a silly place 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
And only 22 replies were needed!
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Chinese military at shenzen bay arena, stay strong Hong Kong 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
What Chinese military?
Haha what a lucky fella 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Just because you don't find something funny, doesn't eman it's devoid of comedic value.
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Boris Johnson's secret plan 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
He's a wizard!
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