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Workers refilling the Earth's core with lava during the Great Lava Shortage (1910) 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 hours ago
What brave men. Upvote to support these fine gentlemen saving the earth.
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Yes, yes it is 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 13 hours ago
Loss memes are dead, like ctrl-alt-del kid
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Old witch gets fired 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
Yeah, it's fine as long as it's a public school.
Ban viagro 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 21 hours ago
Holy heck! Someone who knows the difference between satire and parody!
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Ban viagro 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 22 hours ago
Clever.
I think I found my God !!! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 22 hours ago
He is the true Sex God. The patron saint of all X-Box gamers.
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No lie, I'll date him. 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 22 hours ago
But would it?
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I don’t have a foreskin :( 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Confession time, sometimes I do this.
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Read it 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
"How is my charisma a negative!?"
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No lie, I'll date him. 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Would it even be gay?
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I love it when the homepage answers its own question 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Anyone can be a TV personality, all youh have to do is show up.
The *best* thing for a broken arm 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Thank cast, he can't snap his fingers!
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Old witch gets fired 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Now I'm not entirely sure if this is true, but I know of a lot of garbage teachers.
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Recognize them? 22 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Eddy looks like a fuckboy
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Nosy faint grateful Coyote 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
"Who's super now!?"
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It's art 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
This is worse.
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I told you I’d bring more wisdom 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Loving that Neutral look of the room.
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This is so cute 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Dammit I'm.not ready for these feels
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Idk, this is what I look like tho :P 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
That's a Spooky lamp
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Guess who got minecraft again :D 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I mine Jon, It's what I do.
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Hope they were able to find someone 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Chaos energy
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Baby shark 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
>Australia
Anyone would do the same 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
He truly has America's Ass
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Matt watson 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Pizza rolllllsssss REEEEEE!