Z-Dawg

flyingoctopus


Refusing to address the war crime allegations since 1945.

— Z-Dawg Report User
Can I get an attendance check. I miss y’all 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Mainly lurking rn, might start being active again idk
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Yeah I self-promo so what? 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 weeks ago
Well you totally shouldn't have because it doesn't fit the tune!
If they knew the war would end up claiming 700,000 American lives maybe things could’ve 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 7 weeks ago
They should've just done rock paper scissors instead
Cruz is such a clown. 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 weeks ago
He is wrong in calling it government propaganda though, Sesame Street is on PBS, a publicly funded network.
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Cruz is such a clown. 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 weeks ago
Okay so basically the Sesame Street twitter account posted that Big Bird got the vax and Ted Cruz quote tweeted calling it government propaganda
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Flat Basketball Theory 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 12 weeks ago
All basketball is CGI
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Never turn down anything free 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 21 weeks ago
Is this.... Skweezy Jibbs???
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Me 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 22 weeks ago
Fine dining at it's core
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Who do you choose 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 24 weeks ago
Reddit moment
Still haven't unlocked the new color 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 25 weeks ago
YOu're not supposed to do it all in a row
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Zombie Rex 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 26 weeks ago
A Z-Rex if you will?
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Las Vegas sounds made up 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 26 weeks ago
Okay but the King has to be The King
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Gone, but not forgotten. He did love that refrigerator 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 26 weeks ago
Yes....'prop' head
Locating eel testes is a slippery slope that leads to the Oedipus Complex 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 27 weeks ago
We all know Freud isn't in heaven
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Would u do it? 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 27 weeks ago
Boutta start my camming career
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You aquired the forbidden knowledge 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 28 weeks ago
The binary reads "agony"
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The aftermath of Hurricane Natasha. Sustained winds of over 625 mph caused entire office 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 30 weeks ago
I can't go through this again! I just can't!!
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You're ***ed, Tom. You're ***ed 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 30 weeks ago
How the mighty fall :(
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Sank that *** 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 31 weeks ago
How 'bout stop shipping kids?
Time to drink bois 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 31 weeks ago
"When it gets to here, we can drink again!"
Hacker targetting child abusers 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 31 weeks ago
King.
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Don’t @ me your feelings are well noted but incorrect 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 32 weeks ago
Yeah, there's no quantifiable measurement of pain because pain thresholds vary so much. Except for the Schmidt Pain Index but that's because schmidt himself is a maniac and got stung, bitten, or stabbed by everything he could to make a comparative pain index
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Reverse balding here we go 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 33 weeks ago
It's called paying to restore your hair
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Powerpuff Girls getting woke, goin' broke 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 33 weeks ago
this can't be real
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Sorry for the free upgrade 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 34 weeks ago
When your dick ribbed for her pleasure
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