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Fly the friendly skies 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 minutes ago
It's a muthafuckin' birdplane.
Idk, its funny to me 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 10 hours ago
This was the inspiration for the Blitzkrieg. Unfortunately Adolf deviated from the plan, and so, lost the war.
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PayPal? 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 13 hours ago
I'm getting flashbacks.
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 27 comments
flyingoctopus · 13 hours ago
Dude, you're being super unnecessarily and negative.
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Spy kids 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 13 hours ago
Actually it's Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams.
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 27 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
I'm not a tree fucker though. Shit'd be uncomfortable as heck.
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By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
The deck looks great but the foliage could use some work.
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Four headed penises you say?
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Old But Gold 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Choose your fighter.
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Whamen 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
"There should be a captain in there somewhere"
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 27 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
@garlog Go jerk off an oil executive, we don't need you here.
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Gotta catch 'em all? 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
I think that's an echidna.
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A peeled aloe vera leaf 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Ahhhhh
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Now that's Breathtaking 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
The best Ghost Rider.
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Those damn Barbarians 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I did something similar with vampires but instead I asked if they would appreciate being waterboarded with holy water.
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Hey Funsubstance, I participated! Did you? :) 27 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Yep, 20 trees from me here!
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Here's something new: A wholesome biker gang! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Why does that dude look like John Cena?
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Hell of an improvement 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
They listened! It's a miracle!
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This is Gold 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Yeah, none of this would work. Ever.
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and i oop 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I F U N N Y . C O
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YEET 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
We all know X gon' give it to ya.
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This man is responsible for ensuring the safety and integrity of the US nuclear warhead 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I hate these people. SO much. Like, a 1 second google search will show you how BS it is and it's not even an ok photoshop job.
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He had NEVER 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
There is only one reason you shouldn't be vaccinated and that's genuine health risks. Some people have really bad reactions to vaccines and that's why they need herd immunity.
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We should raid the Amazon and pee on it to put out the fire 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Yep, sure they are. You're a bit late bot.
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