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flyingoctopus


Everyone's favourite flying cephalopod | New Zealand

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heh 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
Yeah! Up New Zealand!
To everyone posting p*rn: 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
I go to work for NOT EVEN 6 HOURS! GO ON BREAK AND SHIT HITS THE FAN!
Looks good, doesn't work (like the American government) 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
Now is a woman wihh the power of voodoo
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I lost my love 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
Same, I also want to die.
Sprite, anyone? :) 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
Only if it's Cranberry
Bring on the asteroids 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
That's bait.
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To everyone posting p*rn: 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
Hang on. People posted porn?
Some cool shoes 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 9 hours ago
Sigh... Why... Why?!
The kid is going places 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Also, *obligatory I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500 Alex*
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The kid is going places 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Because of the intestines and anus
A story in 3 pictures 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Kanye should be his VP. Pence, you're fired.
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Spice up this Thanksgiving! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
This sounds like the shit white people wihh dreadlocks would do.
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Should I run this razor blade across my tongue... Or just keep shaving? 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
@title I have done that before, it fucking hurts.
One time a friend snorted coke off my phone 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Sureeee buddy "not" cocaine
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Game vs Reality 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Damn, those devs were really ahead of their time.
Game vs Reality 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Nice bait.
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lies.. (greetings, cycy.. bye.) 97 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Made then deleted account
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Ahh...Nothing like Family Traditions 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
My how the tables have turned.
They've already begun 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
DEVIANT LOCATED
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One time a friend snorted coke off my phone 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
You call her Bethany, I call her Crystal Methany
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With all the bot talk lately 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Aww nuts.
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This made me do an Actual Lol, so I'm sharing. 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Tag yourself I'm the Bamboozled Blue Dude