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And then everybody clapped! 54 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Gillette made an ad campaigning against toxic masculinity telling men to get their shit together and be their best selves. So naturally toxic males launched into angry tirades and tried to boycott Gillette.
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What are the odds? 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
I'll. Say it again WHAT THE FUCK!!?
Croatia made a law where they take your driver's licence at 65 because you are too 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Good luck trying to take it away from this dude. He's gonna go all John Wick on your ass. To get his liscence back.
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And then everybody clapped! 54 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
And then they all clapped
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She sounds shallower than a puppy dog's piss puddle 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
I realllly fuckin' hope this is satire
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Brady Lightyear. To the superbowl - and beyond! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
you are a sad, strange, little man. And you have my pity.
He gonna do it 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Mmm look at that like to dislike ratio. delish.
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If you're brave enough 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
she rode the cocktus
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Life is suffering 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
The coconut water's a nice touch
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Rock collection 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I am proud for her.
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Oh guests 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Noooo you can't say that. It's racist!
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Oh guests 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Poetry at it's finest
I'd rather get HBO 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I heard it's a real bitch to cancel a period subscription, the company sends you annoying ads for 18 years after. If I were them, I'd just wait for the subscription to expire automatically.
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Oh guests 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Boom! Now you are racist homophobe
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Oh guests 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I'm not sure if you're joking...
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Oh guests 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
What if a guest said "fuck you nigger faggot?" What would that fall under?
Good sleep hamster 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Thanks you Good Sleep Hamster
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Wheel explosion 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
And that's why you monitor your air pumps.
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I cry every tim... wait a minute. 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
I think you missed the joke bud.
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Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Oh shit he's an incel, and r/iamverysmart admin, a 'sex bomb' and a retard all rolled into one easy-to-neglect package! Just ask his parents!
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Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
And you sound like a rapist!
When your soup is really hot and you spit it out 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Not very cash money dawg.
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He is going to win THe next elections, EasY 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Was it because his sandcastle wasn't the best in the galaxy?
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