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Everyone's favourite flying cephalopod | New Zealand

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He has a side quest for you 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 hours ago
Toilets With Threatening Auras
We 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 hours ago
I use 'we' and 'us' when talking in the first person.
Haters will say it's not the same person 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 hours ago
They grow up so fast.
Hmmmm 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
Odinson me boy, your killing all me minions! Agagagagagahg
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The filming location for Sola Fide Beach (final scene of Pirates of the Caribbean: On 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
But where did the island go? Methinks it's in Area 51!
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Perfect. 5/7 for sure 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
A solid landing!
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Just pretend they're drywall Kyle 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
But that's not a meme.
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New plan bois 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
History will repeat.
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September 20th 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
It's a shame the runner's are able to run at warp speed.
I found this in the reviews of my local blood donation center 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
But O's are the most superior because universal donor.
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Eveyday we stray further from God 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Yeah no. It's just tapwater with added herpes.
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After area 51 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
The latest meme is organizing mass raids on famous locations. We gotta hit Fort Know in June 15th 2020
Eveyday we stray further from God 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Do you think God stays in heaven because, he too, lives in fear of what he has created?
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Fight club 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Give me my cookie.
yes 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
When you do it for the meme, there's no way you can lose.
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Interesting 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
That's not okay @lolcats121
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I wish he is pretty lax teacher 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
This is all I've found, apparently it's a hentai thing https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1391653-emergence-metamorphosis
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King himself! 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
The rest of us are sneaking round the back or tunnelling in.
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I'm good but not enough 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
You're enough for the FBI agent.
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Read it 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
That's why we get speed sketchers
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Read it 15 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Then the world will know of their tech. If this is truly how it ends, then it won't be in vain.
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Interesting 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I'm a Type O
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Quick thinking security guard diverts invasion of Area 51 (2019) 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
But after Area 51, we're using the tech to go on to Area 52