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flyingoctopus


I'm pretty fuckin' cool.

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So Girls, How Have You Spent YOUR Quarantine? 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Oh my sweet summer child
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When a Pajeet warns you not to, seriously just don't 10 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
I made the mistake of going to google images.
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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
In the trunk of your car like the rest of civilized society
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Carved my pumpkin with a rusty knife 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Not a rusty spoon? Shame.
Pick up that can 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Nobody cares who I was until I put on the mask
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Flashy hanging Monkey 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
He was a savvy diplomat but shitty mixologist.
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Why I wear overalls around divinexve 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
"And so he gave the monkey a typewriter, and the monkey produced a masterpiece that made God weep."
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Decisive warm widening Guanaco 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 days ago
Jonny 2x4 is about to become Jonny M16
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curl 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
I am also a shrimp.
Exotic crabby Bee 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Excuse you this is paper fan erasure.
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Chicken flip 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
It's a chickflip
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Finally got all the lights on. Took years 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
They've collected all the badges.
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Luting errywhere 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Those dirty lutists, smh should go back to their own country.
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My time has come 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
This brought back my perfectly healthy and understandable paranoia about snails
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Comparison of the faces of Homo sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.
New Zealand right now 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Although all the new cases are people who just entered the country and were tested whilst in iso.
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New Zealand right now 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
But wait! There's more!
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The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
'tomboy x femboy porn' just slap that shit into google and you're good to go buddy!
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The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Hey champ. Rule 34 dictates that you're all good. Go forth sport and claim your prize.
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Bamboozle 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Horny was invented by unborn child companies to sell more kids
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The future is soi 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
That would be pretty useful for old people or people with genetic weaknesses.
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title 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
Doom spinoff looking sick
3 little piggies 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
That pork bastard cornered the market and ruined his brothers' livelihoods.
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Behind every rule change is a story! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 week ago
We do love us some Obvious Plant
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