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flyingoctopus


Everyone's favourite flying cephalopod | New Zealand

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Here's my contribution. As well as my opinions 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 hours ago
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I'm only a little sorry for this 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 hours ago
Oh no!
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I'm only a little sorry for this 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 hours ago
We are not doing the "Oh look a penny building" meme again.
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Way to make new friends 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 hours ago
"Soooo you come here often?"
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The drastic change in animation of Andy in Toy Story (1995) and Toy Story 4 (2019) 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 6 hours ago
I am very glad they updated this fucking golem.
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Waiting to get first ban since reprieve 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 hours ago
Actually the first sperm doesn't become the child. The first few are there to break down the wall of the egg.
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PAWC 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 16 hours ago
*sweats in Shane Dawson*
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Yes 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 16 hours ago
Is that Jesus?
Morgan Freeman doesn't need a stunt double 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Iirc this is The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared
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BTW, you're gay. 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
But... Is this satire?
Wait a ***ing minute 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
D. K... DONKEY KONG!
mistaken identity 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
That's some Pet Sematary levels of Spooky shiz right there!
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I lived by the blade...so you wouldn't have to 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
19 dollars says he's circumsized by that very blade.
Why are captchas so damn hard 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
*laughs in Vietnamese*
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Isn’t it ironic 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I very much appreciate this ironic justice!
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WoW Classic... Can't wait any longer 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I didn't see the caption at first and had no idea what the image had to do with WoW
title 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
Bone app the teeth!
Girlzzz 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 2 days ago
I helped DM/assist a oneshot for a bunch of 13 year olds playing first level characters, one of them immediately went off on his own and came face to face with an Ancient Blue Dragon and nearly died.
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The same player somehow managed to get a Nat 20 on a charisma check on an Ancient Green Dragon and became the parties' ruler.
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Other escapades in the oneshot include:
. A party member immediately trying to seduce their female friend.
. The female friend bitch slapping him across the face.
. The party taking an entire round to kill a rat with 1 hp.
His favorite toy 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
*insert pong noises*
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I—i 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Gracias Señor
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Place your bets 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
Therapist: "Manfree Ganmor isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Manfree Ganmor:
The power of a tweet 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
This is wholesome as hecc
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A recent sketch called "Unusual fellow traveler" 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 3 days ago
"Oi mate, that's a bangin' drawing"
"Yea, thanks guv'ner"
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J.K. Jkjk 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
I'm only 50% sure this is fake.
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UWU Wha does whis souwnd wike? 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 days ago
Bye!