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If you're going to be a villain, you better commit to the bit 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 hours ago
Chad moment: every time he interacts with someone he immediately makes a good impression on them somehow, despite literally killing 200,000 people
Such Variety 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Australian here and this is incorrect
The first one we call crackers
Saw some dolphins today 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Dolphin Plato
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Like, c'mon guys, it's not that difficult 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Effect: noun
Affect: verb
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She had so much potential 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Bitch she can make detailed maps. She's more useful than Aqua
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Please attend maths class 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
I thought when it came to the MD and the AS it was just whichever was first.
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Mine favorite is n pnch mn 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Vrlrd
Dr. Stn
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Welp im ded 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
mo?
Not the correct particle to use there buckaroo.
Thoughtful and transparent 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
Leave now. Sorry.
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Looks like a tough choice 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
The third one
Food Wars smfhhhh
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What you doing? 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
Uhhh that's a plus??? In what world is this a detriment? Unless she's homicidal
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De-inspired 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 days ago
Be motivated but also weigh the dangers
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Try me, foolish mortals 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Tamagotchi*
Have you still got hair chalk in a drawer somewhere?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit on Laserdisc 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Apparently there's a few unclothed frames?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/who-stripped-jessica-rabbit/
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Yeah, what's up with that? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Marketing.
Those diamond moguls won’t be billionaires without it! :((
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Hmmm 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Yeah but I bet you can't keep your arm up for an hour. Gravity always wins in the end
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My money is on 2 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
3 is obviously going to win. It has Texas *and* Florida.
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Poor kitty has to undergo treatment 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
CAT scan?
Nah, kitten scan
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Halp needed 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
That means you're standing right in front of your room
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I don't know and do NOT want to know! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32587/Shoujo_Ramune
I mean, it's a pedo hentai. Not particularly unique in the grand scheme of things.
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Trust the science in the newspaper 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
The first one doesn't mention eating the egg. So do I just... rub it on myself or something?
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I did a double take on this one 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
You could also be pronounced clinically dead for a short period of time
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Lifehack! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
If they’re the love of my life I shouldn’t give a shit, gimme gimme.
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Dead portal meme 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
A
Think of it in a slightly different way: someone is standing. A portal rushes towards them, they go straight through. Portals work purely as holes.
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based 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
The flattest ass in the west
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