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HorneyTown 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 hours ago
Why
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Counter Protestor steals show from idiots 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 hours ago
I take it you've never played Plague Inc before.
You always want to go with lesser symptoms to infect everyone before you start pulling out the big guns.
Trust me, the longer this goes on, the more deadly it becomes. More symptoms will mutate, and by then a lot of people will have it without knowing it... until they do
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I’m confused 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 hours ago
bruh this make me go haha
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Counter Protestor steals show from idiots 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 hours ago
How about this: people who don’t want to catch it wear masks. The people who don’t wear it, if they get COVID, are not to blame it on anyone but themselves
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Anon is brave 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 hours ago
Perhaps she has cancer? Her head is shaved...
Blue waffle 49 comments
creativedragonbaby · 16 hours ago
Hungry tic tac
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Bad cop 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 17 hours ago
Oh my god that’s great
Made from Old Farm Equipment 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 17 hours ago
I thought it was a cyborg horse lmao
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Count me out 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
What I’m gathering is that this is during the panic buying. People seem to be not buying spices, inferring they’re not using them
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I got 16 personalities but every one of them is an Emotional Mess 20 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I’m the top row, third across.
Why you be like this
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Trans-siberian orchestra version is the best 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
OH HOW THEY POUND RAISING THE SOUND
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I embarrassed my friend picking him up from the airport 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Because kinder egg wrappers are red-orange on the bottom and white on top
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Smeday your day will come 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
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Our bananas committed suicide overnight 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
That cut is too clean
Shame on you for staging a meme
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Adjustable bumpy Squirrel 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Apparently I was responsible for this year, so yes.
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
And I would've gotten away with it too!
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A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
I would probably be the 50%
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Probably without bending the poles
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Predictive Text Against Humanity (This is the Way the World Ends) 26 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Not with a bang but with the same thing you again
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Bruh you’re SheRa
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Passions vs Hyperfixations 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
*me becoming obsessed with a mobile game and playing fake levels in my head*
Oh god
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My neighbor's toddler was a little too quiet 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Why you being that aggressive?
At least they’re not hole punching pillowcases or anything
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
I am CDB, Lord / Lady of all the way to be the first one to be a good person. Bringer of this year. Fear me for a bit of this one guy in my head and he got me to be an actor.
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Found on OfferUp. Account was just created today 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Why did it take me so long to get this
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