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Wombat scratching it's butt vigorously 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 hour ago
Yeah... but I didn't care to share the specifics
Not what I planned out, but it’ll do. Made with Unsplash photos. Is it worth a hoot? 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 hours ago
That Pachinko Espas has intense memories for me. It’s near Shinjuku station
Doomsday has arrived folks 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
When does it make the noises? When they beep?
Girl power 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
She appreciates that a stranger is giving her a feasible reason/option to exit the situation if she desires
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"I hit a dog with my car..." 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
That makes one of us. I’ve seen this meme 4 times now over the past two weeks
Very true Kanye 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
Easy fix: put phone on silent.
Use the buzz
Wombat scratching it's butt vigorously 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
Fun fact: wombat butts are extremely tough. They can crush skulls by sitting on them. That’s mainly how they protect their burrows. A dingo will stick their head in... boom your skull is crushed
Afghanon with the dating advice 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
The correct answer here is to have confidence. Don’t be like “oh my goddess is it ok if I look in your general direction”
And the reason why douches get girls is because they have the confidence to be an autonomous person. Though they’re douches, which isn’t cool
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Once you put on the bag, you become the Postman 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
How do you think postmen are the father of so many babies
My bonus son needed an “Ugly Xmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
Maybe an in law, or a twin
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Probably a re, but you decide 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 18 hours ago
Why does this make me giggle
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Anon complains about the weather 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 22 hours ago
*cracks open a cold one and goes down to the beach*
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Hold up 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
They’re probably making a joke
But I have to get home! 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I think people would either want a ride home if it’s too far or if they don’t have time for a bus
The Bikini Bottom Horror 41: Fired Up 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Spoiler:
Gary eats starfish
Anon stands up for himself 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
If you can’t understand that fictional moves don’t work in real life.... I don’t know what to tell ya
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“And sometimes Y,” he said 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
This kid is too intelligent
He’s living in the future and past at the same time
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Social distancing works, people 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Mmmm
Monkey
Hold up 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Technically it means “on top” or “splash/watery”
So it’s not really a dish rather than a description of how to serve it
Anon complains about the weather 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
*puts on sunscreen in 40C*
Equable grandiose metallic Seahorse 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I got a small drum kit for Christmas when I was younger. I would’ve been younger than 7 at the time.
One day my drumkit was gone, and my parents explained that a wingnut had broken and it had to be thrown out. Stupid me believed them.
And that’s the story
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Straight up actual content!! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Me watching the video: ah yes perhaps a failed hair dye video?
Me looking at the length: uhhh... boy I’m not really up for that
Hehe 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
@dr_richard_ew seems like you have a competitor for the Dick throne
When you realize that the world's population is growing at an alarming rate so maybe 35 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I’m very openly asexual and I’m possibly planning to adopt. I dunno yet
It’s like with dogs n stuff. Adopt don’t shop, or in this case adopt don’t fuck
When you realize that the world's population is growing at an alarming rate so maybe 35 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
And why is being anti-human bad
There’s too many of us