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Never skip leg day 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 24 minutes ago
I don't think thats just a Japanese thing....
Never skip leg day 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 hour ago
What do you mean Japanese?
Mythic cut ritzy Clam 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 hour ago
Seems to be about 1.5-2 feet
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Just the Tip 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 hours ago
For those wondering: it's a sosig. No bone in there
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Sophisticated ambient perplexed c*ckroach 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 hours ago
Malwhitaker got it wrong. It’s not that hard to pick up on the rhyme of “cool”
This is surprising 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 hours ago
This is just an old story with more emojis. Downvoting time
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Penguins hit too close to home 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 8 hours ago
Otters hold hands while they sleep.
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Open 6am 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 hours ago
He’s lost control of his bowels, but it’s ok
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Never skip leg day 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 9 hours ago
I’m just imagining a tiny turd landing on your car instead of bird poop and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
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Best joke I've ever seen on a popsicle stick 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Theres a few old spoons in my drawer that have a strong metal taste. I avoid them if I can. It ruins whatever I'm eating
Lions in Zoo, Erbil, Kurdistan 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Why must you depress me today? I was doing fine :(
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Leapsheep 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
The choice of animal for this example
Leapsheep 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I’m talking about the symbolism here. Are you?
Leapsheep 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Yes but it's a *wolf* like the ones that symbolically (and literally) eat sheep
Momentous apathetic Jaguar 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
*squirms* :(
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Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Holy shit bro
Leapsheep 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
So you become a wolf? Doomed to eat other people who don’t know better?
Oh benjamin 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Takes one to know one I guess
5 Years Ago we lost one of our very best, Robin Williams 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
2014 apparently. Holy shit.
And here I was thinking it was 2016. A lot of deaths happened that year
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This was the first ever design of Voldemort, which I find far more terrifying 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Yeah this doesn't look like a snake either, too many teeth
Dreams are wild 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
I had a neat dream recently, I'll send it to you in a bit
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Dreams are wild 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
@dr_richard_ew AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!
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lel 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
*umami comment*
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The math don’t lie 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Can't you tell by the mascara?