I was born in the middle school so I’m not sure what I would have been doing better but it is really really nice to see it all.

“You are the human embodiment of putting your hand on a bannister and touching gum.”

I had a dream where the world was ending and some aliens were offering to save us. I wanted to go with them because I *knew* they were really helping us, but my best friend (whom I haven’t seen in three years irl) didn’t trust them. On the way to the ship, I came across him on the street and managed to get him in the car - but when I told him where we were going, he jumped out the car. I didn’t even hesitate. I jumped after him. And then I sat in the dirt with him and watched our only hope of salvation drift away. I woke up and couldn’t stop crying for five minutes.
tl;dr - I found out via a dream that I would rather die than live without my best friend. Fun.

Damn, this post has excellent timing

My only problem with cats is that whenever I try to interact with them, they just walk away, taking all my self worth with them

Mine is 3567. No idea why. It’s just my go-to number.

But “toxic masculinity” doesn’t mean “men are toxic because they are men”. It refers to stereotypically masculine traits that have been inflated to the point of being harmful to men. Like the idea that boys don’t cry, or that men should always pay for dinner, or that “boys will be boys”.
So, yeah, “toxic femininity” exists too - it’s those concepts like being the stay home mom or serving one’s husband, which we now acknowledge to be toxic when treated as societal law.

he’s a billdog
...I’ll see myself out.

My WiFi went off just as I got to this so for a while there was no picture at all and, honestly, that fit better than any gif could.

God my friend told me some bad news and before I could stop myself I said, “Oof.”
And my friend didn’t even react, only nodded slowly and said, “Yeah. Oof.”

Wait she’s having a 6-month holiday? Is that possible?

Last time I played, I wrote down all the funny quotes, but I forgot to add context. Rereading the quotes now is both amusing and concerning.

I watch the extended LOTR in one sitting once a year. Same thing with Harry Potter. Is it healthy? Probably not. Am I going to keep doing it every year until I die? Yes.

a good boy a bad boy a good bad boy a half good half bad half boy
This has been playing in my head for four days.

My Nani sends me this once a week

Ahahahaha. Not in Singapore.

The bully is actually kind of wholesome

It’s Gaud!

The one on the left looks like Nicki Minaj

This is every strategy-based anime ever

Why am I crying. Stop this. I don’t want to cry over robots and aliens. No.

Hahaha. Meanwhile my teachers are all, “Hey, it’s the break, so you should have plenty of time to finish these three essays, four packets, and an entire textbook!” And every single teacher does it at the same time :))

It’s Gaud