Assert dominance

uhh no

what, you've never tasted your own cum?

... for research purposes, ya know...?

well tasting my own would be a bit difficult seen as I dont have a dick of my own

No worries. One seldom needs a dick of their own. They can easily be borrowed from the local library. Or just about anywhere really.

I mean I don’t know what cum tastes like but I would think it doesn’t taste like f*cking icing.

It tastes different depending on the person. It can be very bad or very mild

@guest_ I'm gonna go an borrow one from my local library then :D
@annoyingnerd It'd be awesome if it did taste like icing though