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kaiserwilhelm


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Maths is hard 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 4 days ago
The entirety of the English and Greek alphabets plus a few nonsense symbols we made up as well.
L is for the way you Burn Cities 7 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 4 days ago
V is very very, extraordinary
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All Cats are Valid 4 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 5 days ago
Totally valid dude
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yes 10 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Yes.
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Not gonna lie it's kinda refreshing 7 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Yo what about freshly pressed juice though
I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
I stripped for a toothbrush because I've got abs
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Oxygen evil! 10 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Dihydrogen monoxide is JUST as dangerous.
How can we do this guys 9 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
AND you can't prove that Thanos DOESN'T exist. I still hold out hope
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How can we do this guys 9 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
It's not like Dino noises from Jurassic Park were made from studying the throat shape of t rex. Pretty sure it was just a few sound engineers asking "what sounds cool?"
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The beginning of my trust issues 3 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
The suprise is there is no suprise, however that is false as if the suprise is that there is no suprise then this implies there is a surprise and thus there is no surprise. But this makes the statement true, which makes it false.
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The candy crew is coming for your timeline 35 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
I had this exact same experience but with life savers
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How can we do this guys 9 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Someone made up Thanos noises without even hearing him. !!!
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Anon us 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
A mongoose
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
This year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with an interesting existential experience in which the Queen of hearts stole my son, and also a bunch of vegetarian friends who made this beautiful woman who was Covid Marshall that were painted to look like a great collection of boring small business transactions
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Those two are in love 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Black eyed swan, won't you come
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A gaggle of hippi 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
A death pit
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Today on top gear, Richard attempts to assert dominance over his shoulder, James travels to the modern world in the embodiment of a fig tree, And I burn an entire planet of information technology services which won't include an extended affair with James Bond to the ground with a ball of fire alarms and carbon monoxide detectors.
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Europe Country in my mind 4 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 1 week ago
Are we here just to suffer?
Protect libertarians 2 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 2 weeks ago
She was alive for the Spanish inquisition
Throwback to my favourite template 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 2 weeks ago
Goes perfectly with meme below
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Why are the pigeons green? 9 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 2 weeks ago
I thought that was the hulk
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Going out like a Ghee 1 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 2 weeks ago
How Aerith dies *t-poses*
Europe Country in my mind 4 comments
kaiserwilhelm · 2 weeks ago
What game are we playing?