Being Australian is both a blessing and a curse

I always thought the glasses were made of special glass that toned down the laser vision so he wouldn't accidentally fry random people

"Act natural"

Well that's Australia for ya.
I think it's important for you guys to know we call them willy-willies

See there's this thing I don't have, it's called self control

I was about to make the same post, but I didn't want to deal with the comments. And I also remembered that Australia's first gold was in shooting too

I'm older than all my friends (only by like a month tho) I call everyone kid

I've met him. His name is Tate, my name is Kate. When we met we legit made the same joke at the same time and then we just hit it off.

What is average IQ??

I thought it said hugged

Team valour, sorry

I've never broken a phone in my life and its been dropped like a million times. Once I threw it across a room just to see what would happen, I dropped it in the toilet once and it was fine and once at the beach, (one of those beaches with massive boulders lining the water and land) I dropped my phone and it bounced off of four separate rocks, landed in a tiny crevice and survived without a scratch

The Australian defence forces are not allowed to even download the app

I can confirm this, I am a girl and his dad has me surrounded. I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this one guys

I've done eight years of French and five of Chinese, got no fucking clue

I love my aesthetic. (A cold-hearted bitch with no feelings)
And my eyes are pretty fucking awesome