*meets another 16 year old* "listen kid.."

My friend calls me kid

*calls another adult man 'princess'*

Also, anyone who says fuckboi needs to let their balls drop.

*calls my parents 'child'*

and i call everyone woman or child

Someone who is short and calls everyone kid.

I call everyone I know child, including my older friends, Grandpa, and Dad.

I'm older than all my friends (only by like a month tho) I call everyone kid

I tell my friends "calm yourself, child" when they are too excited, and most of them are older than me.

*sees 26 year old man*
"Hey kid."

I do this with fictional characters