Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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L'oreal's Make-up tutorials are looking lit. [Amber Heard's got it down to a science] 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 hours ago
I’m not saying she didn’t or did fake it, but that seems like a really light bruise and with 24- maybe 30- hours in between photos it could heal to either being gone or to a yellow shade that doesn’t pick up on camera.
I can’t take a cold ass shower 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 hours ago
My idea of a cold shower is still Satan’s asshole apparently as such I am never again allowed to pick water temps for other people or pets
There are angles amongst us 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 16 hours ago
I hope that puppy is okay. It’s sweet that the boys are bandaid-ing him but if he’s been really hurt they should seek help
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‘Tis true 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 16 hours ago
My step dad doesn’t like a type of deodorant my mom keeps buying him, so I’m the proud owner and smeller of a shit ton of icy fuck boy.
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Typical day in florida 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 19 hours ago
Where’s his arms?
So Girls, How Have You Spent YOUR Quarantine? 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
I don’t get it? Why flick a kidney bean?
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How to boil a frog 101 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
As a society we’ve continually had “me too” like movements and blm movements as well as many others that appear for a while then go away only to reappear. They only get marginal changes in their times
This used to be a lighthouse 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Yeah but in this scenario it’s better to have a straight edged cookie than a dildo
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This used to be a lighthouse 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
You could have just cut the cookies after baking them
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Willie getting the band back together 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Are you telling me Animal looks stoned? Dude looks like he found a Cocaine dealer and snorted the whole man
There last thing you see before... 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
The last thing you see before the game starts to unravel... (I added the ominous dots)
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Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored: I am the text-book definition of.... 21 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
I am the textbook definition of a nerd and I wanna get to be the best one
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Anon is fed up with unpopularopinion 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
I swear these posts get smaller by the day
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One of the best lines in abridged history 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
I mean if I had a name like his I wouldn’t introduce myself by it either
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Which are you? [OC] 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
My room is on the right and my physique/daily activities are on the left
I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a thousand times I am fureel
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This man has five sons! 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
They’re all somehow paler than me and I am literally translucent
This man has five sons! 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Nice job on photographing the 6 whitest men ever
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To think that she was once a stray-berry! 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
She’s so cuuuuute I love her
Dinosaur p*rn Vending Machine in Toronto Bar 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Oh god the Dino thing haunts us for the sins we committed that day were too great
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Anon is Vsauce 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Also white people are more likely to report their attackers race as black when they either didn’t really see their attacker’s skin or because they couldn’t believe it was “ a nice white boy”.
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