Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


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Classic d*ck 23 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 hour ago
How do you get dick from Steve? You ask him nicely
Hey , My Name is Atlas! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 hour ago
That’s a beautiful cloud of smoke you got there
I'm a professional mover. This is how I load my truck 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 hour ago
Bots on bots on bots
An interesting idea 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Just know who Medusa is before you write it. She was sexually assaulted and abused causing her to distrust men. And when the gods/goddesses found out what happened to her they made her into a monster who turned ppl into stone.
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Cutie patootie 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
This is the most beautiful Oreo the Moreos dude would have to love him
The denial is strong 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Interesting thing about books is that they’re always in the present. You don’t speak of the characters in the past tense even if the book was written in 7000bce or if they die at the end. because a book is like a timeline all compressed into one single moment so the book is past future and present all at once
Poor little Tom 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
He’s a child calm down
This would be awesome 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Except it’s gonna be tumblr losers who are all over weight sweaty and just terrible to be around and now you get to sit with all those land whales for the duration of the trip! Rip to your nose
Right foot red! 15 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Sexual harassment at its finest
Start looking for another job, paparazzis 21 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
Take a flash photo on one phone. Pull up said photo on said phone. Then pull out second phone and take a picture all together
There is only one way to stop the French 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Lol it’s less common when you live in Texas
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World, what the f*ck? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Who the hell is 10 and pregnant
There is only one way to stop the French 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Yeah but I was raised by Germans
The cyanometer: A 230-year-old tool for measuring the blueness of the sky 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
When have you ever gone outside to only see clouds? Name a time when not even one hint of blue was out so the sky was just clouds and those weren’t storm clouds
What’s the difference 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Thanks for the reiteration it was super necessary
White people 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Like any real principal would halt a whole school day to laugh at one dumbass. Not to mention that if he pulled the actual alarm the fire department would be notified wasting their recourses and possibly killing someone else
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He shows you how 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
That’s the secret Pepsi is actually just whale piss
There is only one way to stop the French 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
No wonder my parents didn’t work out
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Best argument I've seen for the Oxford comma 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
I can die happy knowing I’ve seen Stalin in nipple tassels but I’ll die really happy if I can see Putin in ‘em
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we would have all avoided the burning sensation of shampoo in the eyes 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Istg don’t I was waterboarded as a child due to this
What’s the difference 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
The letters here don’t supply an “are” or “r” so it would say “we going to Disney world”
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Thanks to the internet, millenials can't even inherit 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
But cursive is fun to use as a gen z cause no one else gets it. It’s like a secret language amongst nerds and teachers
Aww you made me ink 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
12/10 would stay on the chat
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True Story films in general 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Every single rendition of Jane Eyre lmao