Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Sleep is for the week.
Alias: dicklover-69-suck-deepthroat-fuck-anythingyouwantforfree-bestquality-10/10

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Time flies 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
douchebag and a lunatic in a cult*
Good Guy Rogers 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
I had a fish that would dance to music or if he saw me dancing he’d copy it. I cried next to him once cause I dropped him and he just hung out in the corner closest to me while I wailed about nearly killing my poor baby
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I would choose pills. About to get faded af 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
The mother has no legs
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Then and now pupdates 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Scared boi evolved to confident boio who can kick your ass steal yo gurl, guy, and mom
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Why don't you turn into an eagle and go *** yourself 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
I need a series of kids being like this to news reporters, celebrities, etc.
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Best ad placement ever 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Is that... is that.. brUcE WAynE?!
Even at night its 34C 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Texas is over here in the 95-110 range with humidity near 80% and we still walk miles to work and say “isn’t this a cool year”
True??? 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Don’t get me wrong I only ever studied fungi and flowering plants, but a plant is actually underground and using the above as a snorkel. You can essentially remove the mushroom from the above but if the roots are still there more will come, because the top is only there to collect light, air, and the opposite sex. In a sense the “brain” of a plant is the roots
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Normies won't get this 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Me and the boys when they ain’t around
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Only the Emperor could save us from these...monstrosities 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Someone call the doctor so he can put those nun hats back on the cats
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Garfield screams in confusion 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 days ago
I guess I know what kinda birthday party I’m having this year
Just in case it breaks 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Nah it’s chlamydia ya’know for that tingling sensation
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I would watch it 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Yeah but most people don’t know that, and like I said OUAT is known for breaking the molds of the old stories so it’s expected for them to do such things. I mean Cinderella wasn’t about a pregnant teen nor was Peter Pan the bad guy
I would watch it 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
That’s once upon a time tho and their favorite thing is to break boundaries so no one pays attention to them
Its scary thinking about it 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
I did that long ago when I forgot my email and password for it
Did you know? 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Except products made from recycled materials are often way more expensive than their ‘new’ counterparts.
english 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Yo is the guy in the second pic Bterodactyl CucumberBam ?
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The universe is so big, it does not matter 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Eh it’s the 3rd letter therefore Engineering is in 3rd place of importance
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Majestic 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
I love you 3000
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Not as expensive as you think 72 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
I don’t think I’ll ever understand the reasoning for going against universal healthcare, but I respect y’all’s opinion. However, I have spent the last 18 years having never seen a doctor outside of an er. It would literally cost my 2/3 of my stepdads salary to get insurance for me and him alone. So instead anytime my autoimmune conditions go out of wack I get to suffer the symptoms without treatment until i eventually pass out and become unresponsive.
The final boss 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Looks more like the perfume dude who sprays unsuspecting victims
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The kid had a Spider-Man themed funeral as well 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
(In the alien guy format) Conspiracy nuts
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"Hasn't Missed a day" 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
What’s with the quotes
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2423 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
More like Hairy Houdini
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Fixed it 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 week ago
Cross that out and put “everyone until they prove they don’t deserve it or you”
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