Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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:) t 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 hour ago
Delightfully wholesome
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Yeah bro 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 hours ago
*insert success kid* caught it before I bled on my clothes today
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Anon looks for love 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 14 hours ago
Boys is it “slutty” to believe in a god and/or to be left in your political leanings now? There’s no wining with your incel brethren sometimes
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Five enlivened Golems 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Games honestly suck at that brightness level where the logo is unseen. I get it’s meant to make the shadows better for game play but I’m already nearly blind and you have me walk into a black room to find a black cat in a black box wrapped in black paper
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Verizon extorts firefighters 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Surprisingly almost all ems have some kind of data plan with these companies. Whether it’s cops for their computers in the car, firefighters for comms, or emts and hospital systems. And they all pay out the ass for their plans because these companies found the group of people that absolutely must have their access so they extort them. It’s nothing new what version did and it’s likely to never change
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Legal groovy unusual Duck 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 1 day ago
Maincoons show up all large and not murdery
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Found my daughter's hair dye kit in the bathroom. Think she'll like it? 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
I’m still pissed that every time I try to dye my grays and whites it never takes
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Heres a game for you guys 30 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
“Florida Man makes a beer run with a live gator in his hand“
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Please send the noods 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Also having other people manhandle the soup part of my ramen? No thanks. even in a time without a pandemic shits gross
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Cool custom controller 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Calming
Lost bird 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 2 days ago
Damn how do you yell every name? That must’ve taken so long
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nunununununununununununununununu 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 days ago
Warrior nun was based off this post
HAHHA 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 3 days ago
Except their government is in ruins as like half the population considers themselves the emperor
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Metroid 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
I’d be there first day and probably every day after
Something big is about to happen on the 31st 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Raise your kid with love and don’t bring your genitals into the mix. However, scientifically speaking, kids will always need a mom for at least egg donation and perhaps incubation until a time where we can grow humans outside the womb completely. On the other hand they’ve proven you don’t need a dad as they can manufacture the sperm using female cells
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Anon has a based daughter 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
At this point I have no fucking clue what based means. In that Minecraft post it seems racist and bigoted but here it seems to be used as praise? I’ve been an adult for exactly one year and I already don’t get these kids
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Closing the trunk 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Weird flex but okay
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This massive marshmallow tube 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 days ago
Marshmallow shit
Balls! 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
Why are you imagining balls
Meeting of the minds 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
That’s a lot of oddly colored teeth
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Eureka! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
You know if you showed Pringles this their idea would be “oh y’all want pez flavoured pringles?”
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Super simple but I think it carries a message 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
Message: dog is very handsome
Balls! 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 5 days ago
If they’re magnets and the watch is magnetic (looks like standard metal) wouldn’t touching them possibly move them out of place thus changing the time
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All Amaricans are German mayors 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
I’m not saying it’s true or anything but I was at the dps and they were saying that Texas invented the hamburger
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Working sick be like 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 6 days ago
Exactly where the fuck else did you get the shit on then?
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