God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored]

I am Jack, God of all

I am James, God of sandwich

I am Xvarnah, God of the old iguana and I don't think you ever want me to get angry about the crab legs

I am Savage, God of the time frame of my life
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I mean... it's not wrong? lol

I am Joseph, God of War and God of Israel

I am Evelyn, god of course

I am dragon baby, God of you so much I love y’all and so I don’t want y’all anymore to come to get me.
Hmm. The first option was also “War”
Uhhh

I am Time, God of the Bible and I don't past few years ago and I have to be mine,


This entire scentence feels sacrilegious, more so considering I'm agnostic.

I am Honey, God of a motherless goat prepare to be in a relationship.
.......
Help me! 0_0

I am Logan, God of Death and Warhammer 40k. Can't say what I expected.

I am lizard, god of the de la France

I am Richard, god of the night

I am beautifulfuture, god of my tequila and pineapple

I am Jason, god of your family and I am hanging out with you.

I am Victoria, God of Fish (I've used the word fish so many times in the past few weeks that it became an autocorrect suggestion)

I am Jokur_and_batmon, god of the world we have to be in love with

I am Abhinnav, God of my life and you have a good night

I am Mia, goddess of the day you were born.