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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
beautifulfuture · 1 year ago
Trail Mix
“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
beautifulfuture · 1 year ago
You ate a puppy?
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Fillosuffee 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 1 year ago
I had this same problem whenever I ate bread. I’d fall asleep for 2 hours and wake up feeling like I had a hangover. I tried a keto diet to lose weight and in the process learned that I don’t process carbs well. The diet didn’t have the same effect on my family, but I have never been happier giving up a donut. Now I only take naps when I want to.
He’s right though 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 2 years ago
She’s a barista
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The statistics are astonishing 4 comments
beautifulfuture · 2 years ago
What are the schools coming to!?
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Btw I know that ur just pronounced guilty 10 comments
beautifulfuture · 2 years ago
I’ve had to testify if court a few times. I simply had to raise my right hand. They ask “Do you swear or affirm that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.” But no bible is involved. Maybe that’s just Alaska.
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Aunt Karen needs to be cut off...From the sun 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
It’s Dobby’s friend Winky after she’s had a few too many bitter beers.
The backstory we've all.Been waiting for but don't deserve 2 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Am I finally going to get The Spaceballs Flame Thrower?
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Humans never change 5 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
19111 was a hard year.
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Some real finger twisters on here 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
My Twin Peaks keeps coming out looking like The Last Supper.
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Crazy Movie that ends with Predictive Text Against Humanity 29 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on the sun for a while and then the next day is the next day,
and there's some stuff about the house that is going through the front door,
and then it ends with the door open and that you can take the rest of the house in the morning.
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"A scratch? Your wife is gone!" 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
It’s but a scratch!
Gonna need more dipping sauce 4 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Two days ago my local Wendy’s ran out of beef and fries. The fries were delayed in shipping. Still no clue where’s the beef.
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The elusive Zippo 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
It looks like Eeyore wearing pajamas
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Good boy 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Deer on your paws = Cat on your lap
Good boy 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Deer on your paws = Cat on your lap
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My local zoo is getting cheeky with some of its exhibit closures due to the virus 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Don’t know how many people this is local too. This exhibit is in the Alaska Zoo and has been there for three years.
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Predictive Text Against Humanity (This is the Way the World Ends) 26 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with the other players who have been doing the work for the last week.
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The albatross is the largest bird that can go years without landing 9 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
They’re teaching the bird to fly.
When russian get 2 Bottles of Vodka Free :P :D 5 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
They can dance, they can jive. Having the time of their life. Ooh, see that girl? Watch that scene.
I’m digging the dancing queen.
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The tiniest caw 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
The baby crow looks like a Jim Henson character
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90s or 19? 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Oh honestly. Who among us can resist a tasty glow stick? The blue ones taste like snickerdoodles.
Pic 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
From the guys that brought you “I got your nose” comes “I’m kidnapping the sun.”
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90s or 19? 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
That’s what my insides look like too.
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Scientist taking pictures of Octopus Taking Pictures of 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 3 years ago
Can we call him Felix?
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