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Aunt Karen needs to be cut off...From the sun 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 6 weeks ago
It’s Dobby’s friend Winky after she’s had a few too many bitter beers.
The backstory we've all.Been waiting for but don't deserve 2 comments
beautifulfuture · 7 weeks ago
Am I finally going to get The Spaceballs Flame Thrower?
Humans never change 5 comments
beautifulfuture · 7 weeks ago
19111 was a hard year.
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Some real finger twisters on here 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 9 weeks ago
My Twin Peaks keeps coming out looking like The Last Supper.
Crazy Movie that ends with Predictive Text Against Humanity 29 comments
beautifulfuture · 9 weeks ago
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on the sun for a while and then the next day is the next day,
and there's some stuff about the house that is going through the front door,
and then it ends with the door open and that you can take the rest of the house in the morning.
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"A scratch? Your wife is gone!" 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 10 weeks ago
It’s but a scratch!
Gonna need more dipping sauce 4 comments
beautifulfuture · 10 weeks ago
Two days ago my local Wendy’s ran out of beef and fries. The fries were delayed in shipping. Still no clue where’s the beef.
The elusive Zippo 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 10 weeks ago
It looks like Eeyore wearing pajamas
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Good boy 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 12 weeks ago
Deer on your paws = Cat on your lap
Good boy 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 12 weeks ago
Deer on your paws = Cat on your lap
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My local zoo is getting cheeky with some of its exhibit closures due to the virus 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 12 weeks ago
Don’t know how many people this is local too. This exhibit is in the Alaska Zoo and has been there for three years.
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Predictive Text Against Humanity (This is the Way the World Ends) 26 comments
beautifulfuture · 14 weeks ago
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with the other players who have been doing the work for the last week.
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The albatross is the largest bird that can go years without landing 9 comments
beautifulfuture · 14 weeks ago
They’re teaching the bird to fly.
When russian get 2 Bottles of Vodka Free :P :D 5 comments
beautifulfuture · 15 weeks ago
They can dance, they can jive. Having the time of their life. Ooh, see that girl? Watch that scene.
I’m digging the dancing queen.
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The tiniest caw 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 16 weeks ago
The baby crow looks like a Jim Henson character
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90s or 19? 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 16 weeks ago
Oh honestly. Who among us can resist a tasty glow stick? The blue ones taste like snickerdoodles.
Pic 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 16 weeks ago
From the guys that brought you “I got your nose” comes “I’m kidnapping the sun.”
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90s or 19? 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 16 weeks ago
That’s what my insides look like too.
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Scientist taking pictures of Octopus Taking Pictures of 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 16 weeks ago
Can we call him Felix?
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Don't know the name of this green mushroom 6 comments
beautifulfuture · 17 weeks ago
Looks like a parrot waxcap
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Found in downtown Dallas....Hysterical! 12 comments
beautifulfuture · 17 weeks ago
“Attend a MLM marketing pitch” reminds me of my honeymoon in Vegas. We got got dragged into a timeshare pitch with the promise of tickets to a show, drink vouchers and a free dinner. We politely listened for an hour (they served us lunch), said no thanks and left with the show tickets.
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Yes we 1 comments
beautifulfuture · 17 weeks ago
I used to have a bumper sticker that said “We are everywhere.” There were no other stickers to provide context.
My brain MRI looks like the Grinch 2 comments
beautifulfuture · 19 weeks ago
Or a stoned Carebear
FEED him 8 comments
beautifulfuture · 19 weeks ago
Did you request Cornelius in your town?
My dad’s face mask. Anyone remember that classic? 3 comments
beautifulfuture · 20 weeks ago
I’m still waiting for the flamethrower.