timebender25
"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.
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On a day like today 2 comments
timebender25
· 6 hours ago
smh Beggars can't even get the right site.
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Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored: I am the text-book definition of.... 21 comments
timebender25
· 8 hours ago
I am the textbook definition of a personality and the bit of a personality.
My phone is insulting me.
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My phone is insulting me.
Anon is fed up with unpopularopinion 3 comments
timebender25
· 8 hours ago
Any shittier and or smaller, and I won't be able to transcribe this shit
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Anon is fed up with unpopularopinion 3 comments
timebender25
· 8 hours ago
"reddit is literal shit"
>be me
>make an account on reddit . com
>make a post on r/unpopularOpinion
>get downvoted
>[mods] remove my post for being "too controversial"
>make a post about how downvoting unpopular opinions does not actually make sense
>mods remove my post for being "too meta"
"Why does anyone use this site? I literally posted to a subreddit about unpopular opinions and I still got downvoted for having a bad opinion, what the fuck"
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>be me
>make an account on reddit . com
>make a post on r/unpopularOpinion
>get downvoted
>[mods] remove my post for being "too controversial"
>make a post about how downvoting unpopular opinions does not actually make sense
>mods remove my post for being "too meta"
"Why does anyone use this site? I literally posted to a subreddit about unpopular opinions and I still got downvoted for having a bad opinion, what the fuck"
Your "law" means nothing to me, human 2 comments
:lol: 9 comments
timebender25
· 2 days ago
The rest of the world: "The curve is flat when no one is sick."
USA: "The curve is flat if everyone is sick."
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USA: "The curve is flat if everyone is sick."
Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
timebender25
· 2 days ago
These are magnets!! They clack together and go bbzzzzzzzrrrrrts-!
I used to put in on top of the table and slide the other one around the bottom to get the top one to roll and move.
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I used to put in on top of the table and slide the other one around the bottom to get the top one to roll and move.
Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
Please kill me 3 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
"Vsauce, Michael here.
. . .
What IS, a video? How do we know that it's not real?
Do we know for certain that this is fake, or is there a part of your brain...
T h a t b e l i e v e s i t ? "
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. . .
What IS, a video? How do we know that it's not real?
Do we know for certain that this is fake, or is there a part of your brain...
T h a t b e l i e v e s i t ? "
Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
"In order to escape fear entirely, you must first become a teapot." ~ I just made that up 7 comments
So very true! 23 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
I was using Diolingo for Japanese. I got a notification a week later where the Duo bird said, "We're sorry to see you go".
I completely skipped the legendary Duo threats, and just straight up made the bird depressed.
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Edited 3 days ago
I completely skipped the legendary Duo threats, and just straight up made the bird depressed.
Muhahahahah…ah? 4 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
Probably even Nerday. Disappointing, because Nerdays are always the busiest.
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So very true! 23 comments
So very true! 23 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
I began to try learning new languages, but I'm really fuckimg shit at it. I just can't keep any of it in my head.
I took two and a half years of Spanish and every ounce of information from that class is gone. I took a year of Mandarin and the only thing I learned was that I had Yin and Yang mixed up. I tried to learn Japanese on my own to mess with my brother but literally just completely forgot I wanted to the moment I did something else (and now he's moved out so it's pointless).
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I took two and a half years of Spanish and every ounce of information from that class is gone. I took a year of Mandarin and the only thing I learned was that I had Yin and Yang mixed up. I tried to learn Japanese on my own to mess with my brother but literally just completely forgot I wanted to the moment I did something else (and now he's moved out so it's pointless).
Every time 3 comments
Make a wish 1 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
This is a joke, but sometimes it really is this from astronauts on the ISS.
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Coomer gets the perfect code 4 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
Anon1: "aye whitboi we gonna found da cure for covid follow me inta da back room"
Anon2: "Yes ma'am nurse. Are you giving sponge baths by any chance?"
Anon3: "Oh oh Nurse. I missed penis Inspection day. Is there any way you can catch me up?"
Anon4: No actual words, just screenshots Anon2 and circles part of the post ID that reads "CUm".
Anon2: "Yes ma'am nurse. Are you giving sponge baths by any chance?"
Anon3: "Oh oh Nurse. I missed penis Inspection day. Is there any way you can catch me up?"
Anon4: No actual words, just screenshots Anon2 and circles part of the post ID that reads "CUm".
Finally got all the lights on. Took years 2 comments
timebender25
· 3 days ago
With this power you can finally snap your car in half.
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