TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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I don't know what to do with this information 3 comments
timebender25 · 20 hours ago
Math checks out.
Is that Doug Dimmadome? 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
"Doug dimma da lima dug dome dimma Dale dome, owner of the da lima dim doug da dome lima diga dome."
Doug Dimmadome, owner of dimmsdale Dimmadome?
"Not right."
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A Tuesday tue look forward tue 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Such a shame that I'll be 21.
So close....
I've been healthy for 3 years now 3 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Can confirm, haven't been sick in 7 years.
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Is it me you're lookin' for? 8 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
They added Urchipus or however it's spelt. It's a U with a Tilde through the centre.
Also the system makes me an Aquarius instead of a Capricorn, and I don't care about the system but Capricorn is easier to spell and I like purple better than blue.
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Guys I think we need to re-estimate our goals in life 6 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
Downvote to retroactively inspire back luck on the last 10 years of your life.
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Guys I think we need to re-estimate our goals in life 6 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
-10 years bad luck.
Not minus, negative.
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Bukowski 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
Real for a moment 5 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
@ LiterallyAllOfMyFriends
@ EveySingleOneOfYou
@ WhetherYouUseThisSiteOrNot
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What I am doing with my life 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
*looks down from FS on computer, opens phone, checks FS notifications*
Yeah.
Lizard brain tells me to check the other, smaller Funsubstance to see if it holds any Dopamine.
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I have a thing for hotel rooms 5 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
*john green flashbacks*
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All the time 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
But then the site resends the request and the ads come back.
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Happy valentines day!! 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Panz[[[e]]]rkampfwage[[[n]]] VI Ausf. E (S[[[d]]].Kfz 181) Tiger

Checkmate Atheists.
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Wholesome treeeeeeeeeeee 7 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
That's a real mig-
Migh-
m-
oak.
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'beef blood' 1 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
Just because blood doesn't get on it doesn't mean nothing else will.
It still has to push solid matter out of the way, and some of that is gonna end up sticking.
The spooks are around the corner 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
[Doctor Who GIF] [Doctor Who GIF] [Docto-
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Skadoo skadee 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
I've been at 5'9 and ~120lbs for the past 3 years.
Shit's difficult.
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Or is it 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
I read it at "tear" not "tear".
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Thoughts and Prayers 3 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
Crack open a boy with the Cold Ones.
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Living your life 1.6km at a time 7 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
I am a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics-
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Tenk u dawk 2 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
How about we don't tag on this one.
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Boomer's boomer 4 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
0-4, Dinosaur.
Have to agree with Niks in this one 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
Though in relation to the milky way, the entire solar system is about 6.676*10^(-8)% of the entire galaxies mass. About .00000006676%, if I'll not being dumb with the notation.
Have to agree with Niks in this one 5 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
And yet it's still like. 98-99% of the Solar System's mass.
It might come in handy 5 comments
timebender25 · 5 days ago
This post goes well with the one above it.