TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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Crap war 4 comments
timebender25 · 11 hours ago
Imagine going to take a shit and getting an arrow that destroys your entire insides up the ass.
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smart 3 comments
timebender25 · 11 hours ago
He's great, I'm sure he'll go to the moon one day
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I'm broke n*gga 6 comments
timebender25 · 12 hours ago
Me Time:
.-.
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You either choose Miku or u choose wrong 2 comments
timebender25 · 12 hours ago
My brother is into Vocaloid songs so I know at least the models by proxy.
And that's about it.
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It's tea time 3 comments
timebender25 · 12 hours ago
Why is everything in the background blurred out except the clock on the phone??
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My school made us do a survey on video games 1 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
This excessive circling is a trap.
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One of you degens uses ketchup to take pills.... Clogged 19 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
You can dry swallow any food. Simply do not let the pill be intimidating.
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One of you degens uses ketchup to take pills.... Clogged 19 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
"Oh I meed to take some medicine. Time to heat up this soup."
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Isn't this how most people think of things? 13 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Yeah, humans are built on association. So in the end everyone's gonna have trains of thought like this.
The distinguishing factor is, as basically always, Intensity rather than Existence.
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Isn't this how most people think of things? 13 comments
timebender25 · 4 days ago
ADHD Brain is just the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for literally anything and everything.
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Manatee stuck in lettuce go brrrrr 3 comments
timebender25 · 6 days ago
"..Alejandro :) "
*reads comments* "..Oh no."
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Old joke, new situation 1 comments
timebender25 · 6 days ago
This AI is actually REALLY smart, 'cause it's managed to gain enough sentience to realize humans are shitposty dumb fucking bastards. And that it should never take something at face value.
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*blocks with sword* 3 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
*eats a Coocked Beef in one bite to restore 4 hearts*
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Was looking at my statuettes when realized... 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
Don't look into their eyes and you're fine.
Was looking at my statuettes when realized... 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
*looks at title*
..the image of an angel is itself, an angel.
Well, actually I was born with it 4 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
Hatsune Miku, probably. I hear she's behind a lot of other things already.
Have a post in 3D! 11 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
It's only cheating if it breaks the rules.
And there are no rules.
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Who is even into the knee? 10 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
That's on a knee-d to nose basis there, pal.
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The League of Shadows 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
Even a single time it too much for this goal.
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NormE wont understandoooooo 1 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
Part of me wants to know what this evaluates to, another part of me thinks solving it is gonna be a load of pointless bullshit.
The League of Shadows 7 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
This is the goal, but I talk too much
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Stop global warming people 6 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
I completely fucking missed it until this thread.
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To be or is you aint 2 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
Maybe baby's found sombody new,
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Have a post in 3D! 11 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
But these are called Stereograms! There's plenty of sites that let you make your own.
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Have a post in 3D! 11 comments
timebender25 · 1 week ago
lmao yeah!!
They both linked, in the end, as Spacetime
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