TimeBender25

timebender25


"vibrant green, yet foresty" ~ shadowlord33496, when describing me using a single colour.

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On a day like today 2 comments
timebender25 · 6 hours ago
smh Beggars can't even get the right site.
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Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored: I am the text-book definition of.... 21 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
I am the textbook definition of a personality and the bit of a personality.

My phone is insulting me.
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Anon is fed up with unpopularopinion 3 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
Any shittier and or smaller, and I won't be able to transcribe this shit
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Anon is fed up with unpopularopinion 3 comments
timebender25 · 8 hours ago
"reddit is literal shit"

>be me
>make an account on reddit . com
>make a post on r/unpopularOpinion
>get downvoted
>[mods] remove my post for being "too controversial"
>make a post about how downvoting unpopular opinions does not actually make sense
>mods remove my post for being "too meta"

"Why does anyone use this site? I literally posted to a subreddit about unpopular opinions and I still got downvoted for having a bad opinion, what the fuck"
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Your "law" means nothing to me, human 2 comments
timebender25 · 1 day ago
Isaac Newton discovering Gravity in 1687:

People in 1686:
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:lol: 9 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
The rest of the world: "The curve is flat when no one is sick."
USA: "The curve is flat if everyone is sick."
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Culminate huddled steep Donkey 3 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
He rejected his humanity.
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Noice 4 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
My brain just goes "Seinfeld".
Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
These are magnets!! They clack together and go bbzzzzzzzrrrrrts-!

I used to put in on top of the table and slide the other one around the bottom to get the top one to roll and move.
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Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
timebender25 · 2 days ago
There's some onomatopoeias neat the top of the comments.
Please kill me 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
"Vsauce, Michael here.
. . .
What IS, a video? How do we know that it's not real?
Do we know for certain that this is fake, or is there a part of your brain...

T h a t b e l i e v e s i t ? "
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Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure I still have these somewhere.
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Who else can hear this picture 10 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
I can feel this picture.
So very true! 23 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
I was using Diolingo for Japanese. I got a notification a week later where the Duo bird said, "We're sorry to see you go".
I completely skipped the legendary Duo threats, and just straight up made the bird depressed.
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Is this loss? 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Holy shit It's Loss.
Is this loss? 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
It only has 2 panels, can't be Loss.
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Muhahahahah…ah? 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Probably even Nerday. Disappointing, because Nerdays are always the busiest.
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So very true! 23 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
I'm not good at languages, it's really painful.
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So very true! 23 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
I began to try learning new languages, but I'm really fuckimg shit at it. I just can't keep any of it in my head.
I took two and a half years of Spanish and every ounce of information from that class is gone. I took a year of Mandarin and the only thing I learned was that I had Yin and Yang mixed up. I tried to learn Japanese on my own to mess with my brother but literally just completely forgot I wanted to the moment I did something else (and now he's moved out so it's pointless).
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Every time 3 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Turn down your music and you accidentally start Weirdmageddon.
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Make a wish 1 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
This is a joke, but sometimes it really is this from astronauts on the ISS.
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Coomer gets the perfect code 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
None of this post is funny.
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Coomer gets the perfect code 4 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
Anon1: "aye whitboi we gonna found da cure for covid follow me inta da back room"
Anon2: "Yes ma'am nurse. Are you giving sponge baths by any chance?"
Anon3: "Oh oh Nurse. I missed penis Inspection day. Is there any way you can catch me up?"
Anon4: No actual words, just screenshots Anon2 and circles part of the post ID that reads "CUm".
Finally got all the lights on. Took years 2 comments
timebender25 · 3 days ago
With this power you can finally snap your car in half.
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