Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG
@mia_nitsche

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Potato grown over a dead frog 5 comments
mialinay · 5 hours ago
The plant on top is that of a carrot, not a potato
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Call me daddy 3 comments
mialinay · 10 hours ago
Guess who'll never be introduced to his tinder dates' mothers
Grandma is preparing to battle you 7 comments
mialinay · 18 hours ago
Why would you buy an xbox as a joke? Don't you have better things to spend your money on?
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Seems right 7 comments
mialinay · 18 hours ago
@iccarus that's why I put it in quotation marks
This genuinely bothers me 7 comments
mialinay · 18 hours ago
@bethorien don't let society dictate you as to what you can and can't be.
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This genuinely bothers me 7 comments
mialinay · 20 hours ago
Get naked, get wild, I'm pregnant with your child.
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Seems right 7 comments
mialinay · 20 hours ago
She might be into “bad boys“. It's her own choice after all.
:s ... 6 comments
mialinay · 22 hours ago
Care to elaborate?
Motorbike security guards 5 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
I don't know if I get why, but I feel honoured :D
Eye surgery 4 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Look more closely.
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Who wishes to spank him? 9 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Well, they want you to do something they can't, so they should be the ones paying.
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North Korean audience told not to react to shocking South Korean performance 1 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Can we get some context on this?
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Baptised by capitcalism 2 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Is Bepti okay?
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My neck 2 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
*Mabek
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Please. My BF everyone. Help 14 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Just be totally upfront. (If you can't handle topics like this, don't downvote me and just don't read the following)
Just say: You know, when I'm taking a shower, I'd find it totally hot if you just came in and took me there and then.
The fact that you're apparently living together should mean that you've been a couple long enough for sentences like this to not be awkward/embarassing anymore.
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Size doesn't matter 1 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Too big
Too small
Size does matter
After all
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Anyone else who does this with their cat? 8 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Guilty. So much that I now notice the urge to do that to my boyfriend when he yawns.
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Father and son decides to get in shape together 8 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Is that a crib behind them? Did one of them have a baby in the meantime? Hats off for still managing to keep up the discipline.
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A-f*cking-dorable 4 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Aww cute little boy Chop Suey
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I have an awful memory when it comes to people 6 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Rather the mallard
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This cat near my dormitory hops onto my lap whenever it sees me. I'M BLESSED. 41 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
Well, most cats in our local shelters aren't pure breed cats anyways. Also our last cats were also shelter cats and after all, I'll get to meet them first :)
I have an awful memory when it comes to people 6 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
That's actually quite a good idea which I will be using in the future.
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Cat wants love 5 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
You're more than welcome :D
This cat near my dormitory hops onto my lap whenever it sees me. I'M BLESSED. 41 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
You bet your ass I'll make a post :D
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I wouldn't go over to him 50 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
It's too late just look at his beautiful eyes *-*
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