Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

— Mia Nitsche Report User
Common brazen Tiger 2 comments
mialinay · 9 hours ago
Finally enjoying some warmth. I'm cold 90% of the time.
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Looking back, Poggers was not the right thing to answer. Kappa 8 comments
mialinay · 9 hours ago
Wow so it's like a tier 3 internet term, I see.
Also lol @cakelover get your mind out of the gutter
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Looking back, Poggers was not the right thing to answer. Kappa 8 comments
mialinay · 10 hours ago
I have no idea what that means
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Dreams 3 comments
mialinay · 10 hours ago
That's why I always choose questions like "first pet" or "your mother's maiden name". They don't change.
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Hopefully not for many days yet 2 comments
mialinay · 13 hours ago
Oh no. :(
That reminds me of @whospikedthepunch
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Honesty ages well 4 comments
mialinay · 13 hours ago
If he had a time to take a picture of him, why didn't he just tell him that he'd just lost $5?
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High-performance recovering Herring 5 comments
mialinay · 20 hours ago
Yes, also true and very understandable.
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High-performance recovering Herring 5 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
One of the reasons why most tattoo shops only take cash.
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Immense perpetual Grasshopper 4 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Now you're just trying to pull some reverse psychology on us, sneaky bastard
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Also hiniku ("skin meat")=irony. So descriptive. 3 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Hehe. Where? Where is it, hehe.
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Because triangles are cool 1 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Wow. I can't believe two different (bot?) accounts posted both of those connected memes within three posts.
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Nothing to thank us for, it was fun :D
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Okay while I don't wanna steal this comment thread, I did have a quick brainstorming with @demryn and his parents and here are the results:
Flachzange (flat pliers), Vollpfosten (full post), Knallerbse (bang pea), Der hat doch nicht alle Tassen im Schrank (he doesn't have all the mugs in the cupboard), Der hat doch den Arsch offen (he has his ass open), am Arsch hängt der Hammer (at the ass hangs the hammer), ich glaub es hackt (i think it chops)
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
I understand what you mean and I must admit, Tunke sounds awfully german haha
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Some more creative but less commonly used ones are Herr lass hirn regnen - oder Steine, Hauptsache du triffst (Lord make it rain brain - or rocks, as long as you hit), Du hast von der Suppe der Weisheit mit der Gabel gegessen (you've eaten from the soup of wisdom with a fork). And I'll ponder some more.
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Also did you mean to tag @demryn? Though @demon does exist.
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Not true, maybe you are just in the wrong circles @darkness_within.
My favourites are Klappspaten (folding spade) and Flachwichser (shallow wanker), Honk (short for Hauptschüler ohne nennenswerte Kenntnisse = student of the "lowest" type of school with no mentionable knowledge) , Arschgeige (ass violin)and "dumm wie drei Meter Feldweg" (stupid like 3 meters of dirt road).
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'Tis the natural order of things 37 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
Aww honey I'm sorry I didn't wanna laugh at you. I'm super impressed by your german!! Honestly!
Though yes, you'd rather say Soße than Tunke. I just found it a bit funny necause the only thing I call Tunke is the fluid you batik (or dip) dye your shirts in. Like, Batiktunke.
Sorry for laughing!
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
mialinay · 1 day ago
What else? Past history classes? Is anyone here a time traveller? @demryn? :D
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Dizzy cleric Nutjobs 3 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
Ask for payment
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Demryn, did you have something to do with this tree? 13 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
How the hell did you sneak that picture of our living room
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
Demryn did definitely not log into this account and I'm definetely Mia and he definitely has my permission
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
Lol classic. As if that kept us from shipping you.
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago
Fear us for we ship it
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Breakdown! At the Walmart 9 comments
mialinay · 2 days ago · Edited 2 days ago