CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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He's doing his best. 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 19 hours ago
Looks like he needs an alligator wrench
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Cat lady 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 19 hours ago
Also cats have a barbed penis so that'd probably be unpleasant
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Itchy staking rural Coyote 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 19 hours ago
That only applies between the people and the law/legal situations.
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Damn gurl 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
No, if you cheat on someone, you a piece of shit. No one HAS to constantly have sex with you. If you don't like it, then tell them, and end the fucking relationship. But there's no god damn excuse for cheating.
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My mom sent this to me 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
It isn't the posters' fault that some people are fucking idiots.
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Girlzzz 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Roll for how killed you are.
Very cool 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Y'all can't fool me anymore. I know about how Australian's always makin shit up, and everyone joins in on it.
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Cat 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Hey lil bud, have a drink on me!
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Girlzzz 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
I'd love to be in a D&D group, but apparently I have commitment issues.
Stimulating late Kim Jong Un 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Maybe one day the mouse will finally have the courage to come out of the closet... We support you, lil gay mouse!
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we skip better than you by that much 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Yasss
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I like this 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
I'm already there. Mine doesn't deserve much.
Get you someone with 5 cats 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
I count three...
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This made me laugh 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Extra extra, read all about it, @timebender25 wants to spoon me!
This made me laugh 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Extra Extra, read all about it, @timebender25 is in love with Batman!
-the Media
Faded diligent sick Lion 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Oh look one of the wolves is now inside the other wolf.
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Faded diligent sick Lion 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
What if the wolves DON'T want to be inside you?
God damn it 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
I mean, regardless, can Facebook just be completely erased please?
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title 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Maybe a Quokka?
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Mom elephant protect 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
She prottecc
She attacc
Most importantly she break their bacc
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Gengars are 4’11” 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Giratina.
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Breaking news!! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Mmm delicious shit, just like mama used to cook.
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