CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Look at the kid pet... The... Dog???? 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 hours ago
@zont
Someone had to tag you eventually
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Pineapples go into assholes too, if you are brave enough 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 8 hours ago
I'll shove a pineapple pizza up someone's asshole.
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Love at last 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 20 hours ago
PUPPIES
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Love at last 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 20 hours ago
I refuse to be silenced
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Love at last 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 23 hours ago
Those conceived under a love potion can't fall in love.
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How to be a f**kboy 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 23 hours ago
I was the wall
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Time to bust out the block of cheese 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Croutons?
One of life’s greatest mysteries 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Sorry I let my new intern run my account.
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One of life’s greatest mysteries 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Tent dust
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Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Hey, @superdave is there any chance this could happen?
Witness, a present that was not to be 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
And like too much wine, she will knock you out.
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I am with adventure time! 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Also that top floor is terrifying.
Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
I'm actually mad because I can't use it anymore. It was one if my favorite alts. The only reason I can't use it though, is because I had a habit of using disposable email addresses.
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Mmmm deviled eggs 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Oh yeah, fun fact, I was @dogscruff
I forgot the email i used for that account though.
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A tutorial would be nice 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Depending on what system you're on, it's pay to win.
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One giant Pizza 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Fuck no, it has pineapples
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I guess this counts as nsfw? 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
"Oh yeah, Frued? Well I had sex with YOUR mom!"
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What's your favorite pokemon? mine is Luxray 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Only if you're bad at the game.
A future Mamá Giraffe 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I didn't come here to see giraffe tiddies
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After the climate demonstration 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
What about the paint/ink on the cardboard? That isn't necessarily biodegradable.
Pretty accurate 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Ayyy
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A happyness bucket! 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
YES
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I’m alive and I’m Pink 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Ponk!
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A happyness bucket! 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I don't remember the name, but imagine those ferrero rochure things, but more creamy chocolate, and less crunchy