CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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What a jabroni 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 hours ago
Ever play the game The Outer Worlds?
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Shrooms! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Ngl I'd probably fall in love if someone took me to a forest, and talked passionately about stuff.
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Y'all like dinosaurs? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
You can try.
SW Day 109 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
Force lightning is a dark side ability though, so not a Jedi.
How you should really be responding to this stuff 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
I just don't like SAO cause the logic is flawed. Like, glaringly so.
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Take care of yourselves, folks. 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Let them take over. Please. I'm tired, and someone else can deal with my shitty life.
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Talk nerdy to me 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Snakes have two dicks
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Right? 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
Even the devil has honor
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In Attenborough's voice .. 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Hello
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Observation 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Clingy loners who don't know how to let go, mostly.
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That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
I got 11. I wanna throw a rock at the rocket.
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Smol brian 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
This post brought to you by big government
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Yay I finally became cool enough to downvote!
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The little Dog that could... 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Why does she look like she's remembering the good times? Guess she's sad she won't be shitting on anyone else's bed for a long time.
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Know the signs 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
You forgot lots of farting.
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
I thought faggots were cigarettes...
Lol 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
Ace gang represent!
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Anxiety and trust issues mostly but also hyperfocus 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 7 weeks ago
That is depression.
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Why??? 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 8 weeks ago
Never thought I'd hear about that again...
SW Day 80 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 9 weeks ago
Just saw this episode a few days ago too
GENdeR iS bIolOGic 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 9 weeks ago
(this is just a joke not trying to argue or anything)
Well, the car has a gas intake, and exhaust port, there's two holes there, and it don't got a dick, so I guess it's a she.
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Love making new friends 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 11 weeks ago
Contrary to popular belief, only a few people have died due to the venom from a blue ring octopus. The venom itself isn't lethal, instead it causes paralysis of all conscious muscles, and the main cause of death itself is drowning. CPR, and timely medical attention usually saves the lives of those bitten.
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