CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Columbus discovers the New World (1492) 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 hours ago
Don't come to Indiana either, it sucks here.
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The best superpower 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
To refill it, it would have had to have been full to some extent at some point already.
Cheese is something you eat 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Self loathing, and skin problems.
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Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
sometimes i dont even reply to replies because it's just not worth the effort.
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Another nuke anyone? 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
We can't handle people with different skin colors without racism, let alone huge physical differences like animal parts.
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Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
no i really am that lazy
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Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
see to be honest, i did google it, trying to see how long ago he existed, but it just gave me a year and I'm honestly too lazy to do math, so i rolled the dice and hoped it'd work.
Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Ghengis Khan?
Larry tells it like it is 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Hey there, I'm whitey!
*** the pot 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Most of them. They boil just about any meat.
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She got time for stuff now 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Yeah, but how's her bronchitis doing?
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True Wisdom 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
She's the Lesbian of the Pool, they obviously magic tiddy.
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Does anything else hurt as much as this? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
What is this? A meme for ants?
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This made me laugh harder than it should have 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Hello there!
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Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Homestuck.
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Just casually break the 4th wall. 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I mean, Peridot already loved tv, so that just seems like something she would say.
Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Zoosmell Pooplord
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Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Haha I'm #69420
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My giant nerd boyfriend 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I actually just got a haircut recently. Not gonna lie, I now shiver in air conditioning.
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Lava pool? Or the gate to hell? 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Or, your anus after Taco Bell?
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tHE SECOND STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE TRAILER 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
PRO GAMER MOVE:
USE THE FREE WEEK LONG TRIAL OF HULU'S LIVE TV TO WATCH THE MOVIE, FOR FREE WHILE STILL SUPPORTING THE SHOW
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Friendly Reminder (I'm going to bed after this) 25 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I swear I have an alibi. It isn't true, but I have one.
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I know a girl like this 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
So is the guy with an iphone???
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