CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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90% of all gamers 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 15 hours ago
nO BATTLE MEDICS ALLOWED
Can someone tell me what's the meaning of life 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
No, that's just the answer. We still don't have the question.
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Being a medic in games 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Obviously, the best pair is a Scout Medic. While healing a Scout, the Medic's speed also increases.
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Being a medic in games 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Man, I used to be healer in TF2, and I actually got compliments for always trying to heal everyone, and not focusing on one person, like you're supposed to. I ran around like a madman, always going to whoever had the lowest health. I even got a compliment, when I refused to be someone's pocket medic. I quit because of one particular player, who kept shouting at me to heal them when they were still at like 70% health, when there were several others worse off. They thought just because they were a Heavy, that they most of all deserved a medic at all times.
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Seriously 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
It better be about you beating the crap out of someone who was abusing animals
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Just Gal Gadot doing martial arts 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
One can only hope to be graced enough to get kicked in the face by her.
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M u s k 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
That's it, Elon can have my soul.
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You can actually listen to YouTube from Android phone when minimized/locked - open 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Better yet, use the Brave adblock browser, so you don't have any YouTube ads, and there's a setting to allow video playback in the background, which I can confirm works.
Hat dich hintergangen 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Luckily, my phone can scan text in images. I'll find out what this means... Not gonna tell anyone though.
Really makes you think 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Ok boomer.
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Let the games begin 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Raw.
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Looks so delicious 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Well I mean, if you toast the bread in the oven for like 5 minutes at 400 degrees, take that out, add pizza atuff, and then put it back in for another 9 minutes, then you got yourself a pretty good snack, or meal if you make enough.
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One of many 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
How many times did your house get egged/soaped windows/tp-ed?
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Clickbait ads 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
But would a ds be bad mobile gaming? Or would it be the exception to the rule?
Clickbait ads 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Is it still mobile gaming if I'm just using my phone to run a ds emulator?
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I could play this game 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Purple only for me.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Oh, it isn't supposed to be a sexual thing, apparently. But, it's really difficult to come back from that. It's about breaking pride or something? The whole book series is fucked up.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Actually, I was reading something in a book. The best way to establish dominance is to force the person(s) you wish to dominate lick your genitals in front of the elderly or young of their village. Read it in one of those 'literary rpg' books. I wish I could say that was one of the worst things in that book series.
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That improv when shit goes down 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Then the emergency plan when it doesn't flush.
I can't think of any rhyme 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Tigger
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I don't remember that episode 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
I would like to.
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Godzilla day 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Sweet I share a birthday with Godzilla.
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