CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Spite Cereal 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 hours ago
So much cereal...
"security purposes" 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Because google isn't run by the post office?
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Haunting forever and ever 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Friendship is magic
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I haven't figured out how to transmit titles though 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
2020 has been bad enough, can we just forget no nut November?
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My favorite book now 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
I would pay money to actually meet him and show him this picture.
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Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
I just assumed it was a bot post where the timing actually made it 100x funnier.
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Now is the time to start panicking 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Considering how long ago that was, this is actually hilarious
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And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Actually I'm charging everyone who reads my urethral water mentionings 50ยข
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Get it away 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Nevermind, I used google lense, and it's an incest porn
Get it away 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Source? I'm assuming this is porn.
Good one 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
There is no perfect knockout, ok?
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Good one 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Sock full of nickels works fine.
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Das hawt 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago 2
And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
So is not having a piss fetish
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yeah 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Mhm
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Mm blue 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
But sharing is caring!
Any other Halfbloods here? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Nah just working with angles. Still really fat
What'd they wipe with tho 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
That... Masks sense
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Yay tea 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
No problem
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Only look if you're willing to be cursed 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
I was trying to save you all by not releasing the full power, what have you done?!?
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A man's arm after being struck by lightning 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
These are also called Lichtenberg figures
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