CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*moans of pleasure*
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
The suit has a tank of air. The whole premis of the first movie is that the bad guy couldn't figure out why nothing living could shrink down. It's because they need a containment that supports their size, and obviously it'd mean that there is a pressurized air tank in the suit, that shrinks the air particles so they can still breath.
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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Hold on, I think I also need an oil change...
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If that's what you want 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Elect me for Magic Wish Lawyer then!
If that's what you want 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
he said to see it though, not to be there
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
The suit shrinks the air in his air tank as well.
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Nyoom 63 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Hey, that incident with your mother only happened a few times!
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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Yes please, I need some adjustments. My ass just doesn't run like it used to.
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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago 1
Nyoom 63 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago 2
Chronologic elimination 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
I should be safe for a while then, I'm Scorpio
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Bless this Mess! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Tbh I /was/ gonna add to this but I realized the best thing would probably be that, there's literally no reason to start an argument about religion. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, and we don't need to make comments that are obviously going to start an argument. This is FunSubstance, not ArgueSubstance.
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Grey high-pitched spicy Crab 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Not without a condom you won't
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Grey high-pitched spicy Crab 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Consent condom requires four hands to open
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Dad's gone too far 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Heheh... You said Fart.
But it was quick 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
What does that sink want now?
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U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*is not actually young*
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*fights like a slightly younger toddler*
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*fights like a toddler*
BoTW is a fantastic game with no flaws whatsoever. 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
So I got teeth now
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
*cries like a toddler*
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title 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago 1
Batcat 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago 1
U got games? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Oh hey I recognize that face!
Can't get mad at that face 150 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
What, it's true! I died once, and they brought me back to life a little too hard.