CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Hydra 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 12 hours ago
What? Fact is, guy's pockets are larger than woman's pockets, and on average, mens' pockets are usually about 6 inches deep.
Anon feels better 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 23 hours ago
Wow, that's actually happened to me tho.
Edit:Minus the proposal thing
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Hydra 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
The average male's pocket is about 6 inches deep so yeah.
Yes!!! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Actually, in America, it is illegal to attempt suicide. Not because that would somehow stop people, but it would allow cops to enter someone's home if they suspected someone was a threat to themselves, and hopefully prevent it.
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Thanks 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Cause he never learned how to read
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What the heck is going on? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Yes
Extinguishing candles with a container of gas 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
Are you implying that I don't already sound like Satan?
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It really do b like that 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Never said I got laid. All I'm saying is that you are probably way to young to be having sex. Getting 'laid' has nothing to do with maturity. And it seems pretty pathetic that your only argument is that you have had sex.
It really do b like that 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Can admit I'm ugly, but that's not the point. If you can't even say 'penis' then obviously you aren't even mature enough to be having sex.
Hold my beer 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
But gold
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It really do b like that 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
If you still say pee pee, you're too young for sex.
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My bad comic 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Hey! No! Sit down! Imma make it for you. :D
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Lynx - bayern deutschland 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.
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Sable mammoth damp Hare 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
What if the woman isn't into you?
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Hold on there buckaroo 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
That makes you the worst kind of medic.
Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Start tryna feel em up
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What are your favorite pokemon? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
No, obviously it's Dragonite!
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Dat cat is definitely up to no good 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Nah, just normal cat things
The kid with super power! 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Nah, RDJ is standing in this. He just isn't wearing the heels he has for filming.
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Since we're all posting our art, I thought I'd share! 41 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Sure. I'm broke anyway.
15,24 cm in Non-Retarded Units 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
...micrometers
15,24 cm in Non-Retarded Units 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Damn, I only got 5...
By the Pope 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
But like, isn't the purpose of votes/polls that majority wins?
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Since we're all posting our art, I thought I'd share! 41 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Will you Shushshushshushshush for a Scooby Snack?