CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Froggo Fun R #10 - Chonk Is on Your Lap. Do You Cuddle? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Totally forgot about this, i might have to put it off until like, Saturday or Sunday??
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Froggo Fun R #10 - Chonk Is on Your Lap. Do You Cuddle? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Time to work on a hastily made, purposely shitty comic
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It could still be us 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Yeah but this post gave me cancer.
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The whole Apple vs Samsung thing is dumb 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
Pixel buddies!
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Froggo Fun R #3 - How Much Does a Chonk Weigh? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
henlo, am chonk
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Gotta get that cake 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
*unzips pants*
Might as well...
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Don’t forget the robberies as well 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
For some reason I thought this was Lazercorn for a second...
pen*s now intact 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
I mean, I'm 22 and i still have all three of those in me.
pen*s now intact 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
But what about wisdom teeth, your appendix, or tonsils?
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ben : ( 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Yeah if jokes weren't allowed, then @adam44 couldn't comment anymore.
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The invincible is not invincible 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Well fuck
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Happy Holidays 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
*puts on dolphin costume*
Enlarged version of the X 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
*laughs in browser with built in adblock*
A nice treat after a successful colonoscopy 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
I guess this'll do.
*Unzips pants*
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Think I'll skip the bread today 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Slurp
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So sexy 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
But like... Power and authority IS sexy!
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This is what 7 months of hair growth looks like for me :) 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Mm forbidden cotton camdy
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This is what 7 months of hair growth looks like for me :) 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 weeks ago
Can I... Eat your hair?
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Set Pfizers to stun 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
...so if i let you test on me, do i get another sandwich?
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Set Pfizers to stun 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Okay so, what's the problem?
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Set Pfizers to stun 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
I mean... How good is the sandwich?
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80HD 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
Or to just never remember anything unless that thing is literally in front of me, and even then, that's a big if.
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