CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Every calorie counts 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 16 hours ago
Right? Melt it down into grease, and bake with it
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Just trying to help bro 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 20 hours ago
Poseidon's kiss
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Dumbledore be like 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
WE MAY BE DIFFERENT BUT THAT'S OK, I'LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND.
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I have crippling compression 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
why
Dumbledore be like 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUD
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Quick animal fact #8 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Most?
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Spices go brr 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
And then they use absolutely none of them.
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The effect is clearly visible 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
What about Invader Zim pictures?
We should really help these dudes out 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
And lakes.
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Resistance is futile 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Really? It's completely voluntary for me.
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Resistance is futile 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
The only right thing to say is 'I have diarrhea'
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We should really help these dudes out 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
The hills are alive
With the sound of banjos
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That was my first thought after that scene so I made this 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
*begins taking notes*
Wait I'm a guy, this will be of no use to me ever
These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
That's what they mean by 'took an arrow to the knee'
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These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
You ain't married???
These are still cool, rigit? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
You monster
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Most important news! 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Dats a baby
I’m rich- 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
I mean, I got $10 in the bank till Wednesday. I'd love $70 rn.
And now 2 more 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
I'm kinda high so it was probably more than that.
Ah yes, the furry snail 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Weird, you say?
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Time to jump on the bandwagon 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
That's Khajiit, you shaveskin!
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Ah yes, the furry snail 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
@catfluff one of your cousins?
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That’s lovely 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Give me a warhammer and some mead and I'll help!
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