CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I think my dog has a side quest for me 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 12 hours ago
Nah, that's the main quest
Been a while crocodile 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 18 hours ago
Yeah they come out with a towel
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Lil baby 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 18 hours ago
Stadia is pretty cool if you only play like 5 games.
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Sweet present from an old friend 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 20 hours ago
First of all I don't even have your address. Second of all, you don't deserve my alley hooker crack love
Sweet present from an old friend 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Just bought my friend one of these
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I help you brother 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Because now I want to order a pizza, not headphones.
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I help you brother 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
I'd like to think I'm somewhere very far back in the background, stuck behind two bouncers, who won't let me past to get @xvarnah 's autograph
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 day ago
Yeah but if you have problems with inhaling the smoke or vapor, you gotta do what you gotta do. Then again, I haven't had the chance to try edibles so I really don't know much about em.
Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 days ago
... what about edibles?
The art is a lie 24 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Who the fuck is banksy
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Insolent available pastel Kudu 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
ಥ‿ಥ
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No plans but somehow gonna spend a lot anyway 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
•́ ‿ ,•̀
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 days ago
Christ, you poor sweet summer child
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New Theory of Relativity 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
But seriously, that is pretty clever.
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Amazing 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
YAY FELLOW HOMESTUCK GARBAGE
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Depends on if weed is legal where you are.
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Now I kinda wanna...
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When nuclear apocalypse comes this guy is the reason for armored radrowches 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
Is it bad that I thought of India Pale Ale when I read IPA?
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Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 days ago
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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This is my kingdom come 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
But... The words are off center, and the g is cut off...
Thy holy belly 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Dayum that pussy is hott
It is currently 6:50PM (18:50) 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
10:57 as of seeing this
Thy holy belly 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
*cat does what cats do when you touch belly*
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
Literally me 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
If being funny was a joke, whoever actually made this would be fired.
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