What? Fact is, guy's pockets are larger than woman's pockets, and on average, mens' pockets are usually about 6 inches deep.

The average male's pocket is about 6 inches deep so yeah.

Actually, in America, it is illegal to attempt suicide. Not because that would somehow stop people, but it would allow cops to enter someone's home if they suspected someone was a threat to themselves, and hopefully prevent it.

Cause he never learned how to read

Yes

Are you implying that I don't already sound like Satan?

Never said I got laid. All I'm saying is that you are probably way to young to be having sex. Getting 'laid' has nothing to do with maturity. And it seems pretty pathetic that your only argument is that you have had sex.

Can admit I'm ugly, but that's not the point. If you can't even say 'penis' then obviously you aren't even mature enough to be having sex.

But gold

If you still say pee pee, you're too young for sex.

Hey! No! Sit down! Imma make it for you. :D

What if the woman isn't into you?

No, obviously it's Dragonite!

Nah, RDJ is standing in this. He just isn't wearing the heels he has for filming.

Sure. I'm broke anyway.

...micrometers

Will you Shushshushshushshush for a Scooby Snack?