CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Which one is it though? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 21 hours ago
This... This is a 3 year old post tho
Wry pushy waterlogged 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
It's called a princess wand. :D
Big oof 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 days ago
Just a draft in case war breaks out. Luckily, I am too fucked up physically and mentally to get drafted, so I only have to worry if we get invaded.
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Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
But like... Fungi can in a sense think, right? Like that yellow fungus that literally goes straight after food sources.
Raunchy inquisitive intuitive 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Supposedly my father's side of the family has german ancestors. My mother's sise has Polish ancestors. No wonder I hate myself so much.
Spookposting '24 #3 - This Made Me Snicker 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
But those are full sized snickers
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Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure fungi is still classified as alive tho... It's actually very confusing.
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Bread isn't vegan. Yeast is a living organism.
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Shocking found footage 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 weeks ago
Don't point a trailcam into your neighbors yard then
Kitties :3 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago 1
Kitty :) 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
*puts you in box*
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Drinking Corona while looking at the sun's corona 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
World didn't end 4/10
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Drinking Corona while looking at the sun's corona 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 weeks ago
The prompt we were given was 'hey look at that up there!'
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Why dafuq is he carrying a frying pan??? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
YOU WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER FOR THIS??
Sweet Water of Life 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
iM tRiPpInG bAlLs!
Fillosuffee meem 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 8 weeks ago
This is Diogenes erasure!!!
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Froggy Says Hi 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 12 weeks ago
Hello there!
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Birdseye pea car – 2005 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 19 weeks ago
When you fart in a Volkswagen
Wot 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 23 weeks ago
WHO DARES SUMMON ME TO A 4 YEAR OLD POST?
Four seasons on a Finnish island 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 35 weeks ago
Animal crossing
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Ha, gottim 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 35 weeks ago
It's above his waist so it doesn't even count.
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Omg they where roomies 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 36 weeks ago
We all would
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Frozen fog 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 37 weeks ago
Time to put my dick in there