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Octo-baby 1 comments
urlizard · 1 year ago
Aw, baby Cthulhu
Lineage 2 comments
urlizard · 1 year ago
Basically everyone with European ancestry is descended from Charlemagne
talks 2 comments
urlizard · 1 year ago
Unfortunately it's not real
Well-man [MythologicalSubstance] 8 comments
urlizard · 2 years ago
Check out Draugr
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Well-man [MythologicalSubstance] 8 comments
urlizard · 2 years ago
This is related to Krogmanden, which is arguably more known. Just a note though: red eyes are not a distinctive feature :)
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threes*me? 10 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
She's like 12 yrs old....
f*ck Disney 9 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
Thank you for the insight and analysis! It seems, however, that the nuance you brought wasn't much appreciated... Most people seem to be comforted by snapshots and soundbites. A one dimensional world makes it easier to be on the "right" side i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mike wahousekey 3 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
You have inspired me oh great one! I shall forsake the little kitties I had thought to place upon my own house key and choose this monstrous likeness instead
pilgrims 5 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
Nah fam, I'd go back in time to save the library of Alexandria
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Creme a la creme a la Edgar 7 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
Crème de la crème à la Edgar XD otherwise it doesn't make sense ;)
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So what's an annoying thing your colleagues have done lately? 4 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
Even if he's a friend - that is extremely inappropriate
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God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
urlizard · 3 years ago
I am lizard, god of the de la France
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Edinburgh 3 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
I think I've walked down this road actually. Edinburgh is just generally gorgeous.
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Listen here you little s*** 3 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Gratuated
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Two years of hard work after starting from zero. Top pic contains everything I owned in 2 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Full title: Two years of hard work after starting from zero. Top pic contains everything I owned in the world. Kinda proud of my self and wanted to share with you guy...keep fighting keep going everyone!
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Source checks out 2 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
That costume looks like it died and got buried in the pet sematary
Got their wires confused, it seems 5 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
I'd love to know the full story of why they had to climb over barbed wire though XD
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This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
That song definitely fits the mood!
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Are jaffas genetically altered humans or cakes? 2 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
I wonder how much powering the Stargate would cost
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I also choose Will Smith's house 4 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Agreed! I already get scared and paranoid at night in an apartment with 2 bedrooms
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They called me a madman 3 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Most of the teachers I've had were luckily fantastic! However, there are always a few bad apples... For me this depended heavily on the type of school I attended. Some of the most productive and inspiring teachers I've had, that truly had great connections with their students, were public school teachers. Unfortunately, my private school teachers weren't always that great... I think this was because some teachers eventually became disillusioned with the lack of interest of some students, who eventually would rely on their parents' wealth and completely disregard education (not that all private schools are like this of course - I might have been unlucky). In one of those schools my third grade teacher told me (in front of the class) that I would never amount to anything. I was 8. I guess what I'm trying to say is that: we need good teachers to inspire children - especially when considering that when a bad one puts you down, you never forget it.
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Well... This happened 6 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Obesity is rare where I come from so 'fat babies' normally just means babies with healthy chubbiness (which is necessary for growth) ;)
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Well... This happened 6 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
Let's all be honest: fat babies are the cutest
Worth a shot 18 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
@xlaxxine you can just blame it on bilingualism ;)
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Heat wave 1 comments
urlizard · 4 years ago
At least it doesn't want a hug XD
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