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threes*me? 10 comments
urlizard · 7 weeks ago
She's like 12 yrs old....
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f*ck Disney 9 comments
urlizard · 10 weeks ago
Thank you for the insight and analysis! It seems, however, that the nuance you brought wasn't much appreciated... Most people seem to be comforted by snapshots and soundbites. A one dimensional world makes it easier to be on the "right" side i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mike wahousekey 3 comments
urlizard · 12 weeks ago
You have inspired me oh great one! I shall forsake the little kitties I had thought to place upon my own house key and choose this monstrous likeness instead
pilgrims 5 comments
urlizard · 14 weeks ago
Nah fam, I'd go back in time to save the library of Alexandria
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Creme a la creme a la Edgar 7 comments
urlizard · 18 weeks ago
Crème de la crème à la Edgar XD otherwise it doesn't make sense ;)
So what's an annoying thing your colleagues have done lately? 4 comments
urlizard · 18 weeks ago
Even if he's a friend - that is extremely inappropriate
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God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
urlizard · 20 weeks ago
I am lizard, god of the de la France
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Edinburgh 3 comments
urlizard · 22 weeks ago
I think I've walked down this road actually. Edinburgh is just generally gorgeous.
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Listen here you little s*** 3 comments
urlizard · 23 weeks ago
Gratuated
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Two years of hard work after starting from zero. Top pic contains everything I owned in 2 comments
urlizard · 25 weeks ago
Full title: Two years of hard work after starting from zero. Top pic contains everything I owned in the world. Kinda proud of my self and wanted to share with you guy...keep fighting keep going everyone!
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Source checks out 2 comments
urlizard · 25 weeks ago
That costume looks like it died and got buried in the pet sematary
Got their wires confused, it seems 5 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
I'd love to know the full story of why they had to climb over barbed wire though XD
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This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
That song definitely fits the mood!
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Are jaffas genetically altered humans or cakes? 2 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
I wonder how much powering the Stargate would cost
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I also choose Will Smith's house 4 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
Agreed! I already get scared and paranoid at night in an apartment with 2 bedrooms
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They called me a madman 3 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
Most of the teachers I've had were luckily fantastic! However, there are always a few bad apples... For me this depended heavily on the type of school I attended. Some of the most productive and inspiring teachers I've had, that truly had great connections with their students, were public school teachers. Unfortunately, my private school teachers weren't always that great... I think this was because some teachers eventually became disillusioned with the lack of interest of some students, who eventually would rely on their parents' wealth and completely disregard education (not that all private schools are like this of course - I might have been unlucky). In one of those schools my third grade teacher told me (in front of the class) that I would never amount to anything. I was 8. I guess what I'm trying to say is that: we need good teachers to inspire children - especially when considering that when a bad one puts you down, you never forget it.
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Well... This happened 6 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
Obesity is rare where I come from so 'fat babies' normally just means babies with healthy chubbiness (which is necessary for growth) ;)
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Well... This happened 6 comments
urlizard · 26 weeks ago
Let's all be honest: fat babies are the cutest
Worth a shot 18 comments
urlizard · 27 weeks ago
@xlaxxine you can just blame it on bilingualism ;)
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Heat wave 1 comments
urlizard · 27 weeks ago
At least it doesn't want a hug XD
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Worth a shot 18 comments
urlizard · 27 weeks ago
It is grammatically correct - indicates that it has happened before / happens frequently.
Worth a shot 18 comments
urlizard · 27 weeks ago
Same
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Best trilogy of all time 13 comments
urlizard · 29 weeks ago
Rewatching it now because... Well, why the hell not XD
"You wasn't with me shooting in the gym" 4 comments
urlizard · 33 weeks ago
Hit me in the stomach a lot XD
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This abandoned railroad track with train still on it 5 comments
urlizard · 38 weeks ago
This is photoshopped apparently
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