I am the textbook definition of being a little petty walrus in my pants and I don't know if you have any availability this weekend.

I am on the left, my roommate on the right

It's all fun and games until the windows break

I have achieved the art of sarcasm to the point of not knowing if I'm serious or not

I don't know what to do with this information...

Isn't nature beautiful?

You can't have intercourse, I mean sure there's oral but that can only go for so long until...

Well considering on how they breathe, it would be the second one

It's your survival instincts kicking in. Our ancestors had to be aware at all times, now that things have changed that part still lingers inside us. So when you suddenly have a strange urge of dread or impending doom your body is trying to protect you. Listen to it even if it may sound ridiculous it may save your life.

Trapped in prison with a mudkip

I never did shady things growing up. I lived in a bad City, I had careless parents, and people were awful. I didn't want any part of it, so instead I did everything that they thought was bad or not accepted like: watch cartoons, draw/paint, lay on the grass, pet my own dogs, read a book, gardening, and of course existing. I'm a badass rebel!

Mermaids

To everyone and all that may be missing or out, thank you!

She looks like an actual hero. Not to say Gal wasn't any good but she lacked the physique of a hero. This one looks like she can punch you with one finger. Also she looks like she gives great hugs.

This the most accurate meme I've seen about someone. I read his comments up to the third post depending on the subject. And then for some reason that we all can agree with, we get lost while reading and forget what we were reading in the first place. Lol. Much love @Guest_.