"I'll keep that in mind" is my personal favorite. I didn't nor have I ever asked for your opinion but thank you for reminding me that your an idiot.

I only had this for 1 month. It was Bliss. But then unfortunately, I had to become an adult again.

Thank you!

Ahhh KIRKPATRICK!!!!

I see the joke here but my brain is also reminding me that some people like to call there significant other "daddy".

Anxious spaghetti.. hmm maybe I'll go for seconds

I don't know if I should accept the feelings of my feelings right now but I must say I feel guilty.

I felt that. It's called stubbornness and it's side effect is stupidity.

I have this plant at home it's so cute

I laughed so hard at that remark because it's true.

I'm only evil when pushed to far

Courage does not belong in that level. It is creepy but I was never afraid in fact I think it was the most hilarious show on Cartoon Network at the time. I think it's level 1.

Genuine question: I don't want to be that guy but what about his or his family's quality of life? It isn't easy taking care of or being in care of everyday.
(Before you kill me in comment section)
The answer of how he lived long: medical advances providing people with the chance of extending their longevity. With all the love and patience of his family and the support of his friends gave him confidence to keep going. He had a purpose to live.
Now the dark side: if he didn't have any of that he wouldn't have lasted as long as he did.

Horses love the attention and I approve of their silly behavior