Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 69 comments
jasonmon · 22 hours ago
Dinner time, apparently
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 69 comments
jasonmon · 22 hours ago
I am Jason. Lord of the night, bringer of your head. Fear me, for I am going out to dinner.
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Tired of Being A Bird? Perhaps a wizard can help with that 17 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Heresy! Where will you be when you need emergency pigeon facts now??
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Tired of Being A Bird? Perhaps a wizard can help with that 17 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
@catfluff, what does our friendly mr_pigeonwizard think?
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After 50,000 photos, this guys combined them all to get this 50 megapixel photo of the 5 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Awesome collage! This photographer must live on the equator, since the light/dark band on the moon is so sideways.
Cer-Timmy the relentless 12 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
I, for one, welcome our new mantis overlord
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Biblically accurate 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
I AM I TRYING
Take this cake and shove it 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Maybe the love and hate would cancel out and we'd all have lots of cake
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a 14 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
h
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It may be the funny number, but 20$ is 20$ 2 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
Nice
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There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is 5 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
Oh great, I always get the crappiest quests
Good to see ya. Put 'er there 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
@fruit_salad, wasn't this your party trick at one point?
· Edited 1 week ago
Glug glug glug! 7 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
*eat after midnight
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"Free rooms" sign in Ukraine near the hostel 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Maybe stop by that hostel later so they can have you for dinner?
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yes, happy bday! when is your death day plz 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Happy birthday! :D
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We talked about this! 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I can't remember if I've mentioned this here before, but I want a big, hyper dog named Everybody so I can be in public and yell things like, "EVERYBODY COME HERE!" and, "EVERBODY KNOCK IT OFF!"
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Chill, judith 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
mate =( 13 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I can bring Amazon Alexas for every room and have her report what we all say about you so you can make sure it's good
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Tattoo baby 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Okay, fine, I'll fire up my tattoo gun. Where do you want it and how important is proper spelling?
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This is how we announced our pregnancy to our friends and family 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Fun fact: Prego means, "you're welcome"
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I had some of my dogs ashes blown into a glass orb 7 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I guess that would be a nice symmetry, after how many of @13579a's fish you've eaten
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