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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
The secret of laundry 5 comments
jasonmon · 9 minutes ago
@catfluff nailed it. Fabric softener contains silicone and over time it can coat your towels and make them more stiff and less absorbent. It's not the end of the world if you're adding towels to existing loads and using fabric softener. Just make sure you run a load of towels by themselves sometimes without fabric softener and they'll stay nice and fluffy.
A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 9 hours ago
But I think my story is important. Something crazy happened to me and it's happening over and over all around the world. I want to make something good out of this thing that almost took me down, so that other people won't have to go through it like I did.
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Anyway, that's been my debate over the last couple of months. I can say more over gmail if you have specific questions. My gmail address is just my funsub user name with a dot between the n and m.
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I don't mind that you mentioned me by name to cycy and crew. They should know this place is an innocent little safe haven to some people. I certainly wasn't afraid to yell at them in the chats, once they'd crossed the line. I was definitely annoyed with the whole situation but think I handled it all diplomatically-ish.
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Thanks on my lil unicorn!! Lol
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 9 hours ago
I won't be able to get anything overturned/appealed but I am getting it expunged so it'll be like it never happened. Also, my felony will go away so I won't have a permanent mark on my record.
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And, yes, you are seeing the intricacies of my situation. I was extremely well-known and well-liked in my community and I have gotten several credible, independent death threats from the "hang-em-all" crowd, which is fun. On the other side, I can say I'd be destroyed if I made it easier for a predator to use my experience to go free.
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As for codification, it would be straight-up labyrinthine. My ideas would take pages and pages to communicate but the broad strokes would just give law enforcement more latitude in how they handle cases like this. There are a ton of similar cases to mine that were prosecuted with these outdated laws. It's just complicated to change something without someone bad taking advantage :/
A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 11 hours ago
Oh, and I don't mind that you read my story, aviva. It's a lot to take in when you're not expecting it though, sorry!
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That's a powerful hurricane 3 comments
jasonmon · 11 hours ago
It was probably for the best.
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Cows go moo 4 comments
jasonmon · 11 hours ago
Uhhhh guys watch out, I'm pretty sure that's one of those GMO cows.
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 11 hours ago
Fun fact: I have various restrictions I agreed to so this would go away. One of them is a total prohibition of any form of pornography. That's totally not a big deal, like, at all. But if I had gotten into funsub yesterday during The Nonsense, I would have inadvertently violated that prohibition and gone away for 30 days. Not great :/
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That was my motivation to rant in the chat yesterday. I stopped short of articulating it but I'm still (understandably) shaken and upset that yesterday happened at all because of the potential catastrophic consequences I would have faced.
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 11 hours ago
I have very much been approached about making this a movie. I have a good friend who has won two Emmys who is putting me in touch with a screen writer, if I decide to go that route. Also, because of my relief efforts, I have extremely close contact with a strong presidential candidate, IF I wanted to follow a more political (read: codification) approach. At this point, I'm leaning towards the latter but neither are mutually exclusive.
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Nothing has happened/will happen to this girl in a legal sense. She is now prohibited from any online communication. This does not stop her from somehow trying to contact me on instagram from various accounts, which I keep immediately blocking. I assume the message will be something like, "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY" but there's no way in h*ck I'm opening a message from her. I hope she isn't a threat to others, and I very much hope she got the help she needs because of all this.
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 12 hours ago
Sorry to summon you, @aviva. A couple months ago I said I'd post about some 2018 drama happening for me and @xvarnah said she'd be interested in hearing about it. I was just explaining to her why I never posted it. I figured you would be super confused about what I was suddenly talking about when we were all talking about something else, so I @tagged you saying to ignore me lol
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 13 hours ago
I was really wanting to talk about my craziness before but *EARMUFFS @AVIVA* I've gotten input from close friends to just wait a bit. It's a possibility that it'll be a movie, and I don't want to wreck anything. My life has been and continues to be wild. I thought I was done but the storm is not over yet :/
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Much more important than me and my drama, my main fear is weakening the position of actual survivors of sexual assault and I can't think of a way to cut this that puts my fear to rest. I wrote down what happened to me while I was processing it. This is what I decided against posting on the chat, but I'm happy to let you read it:
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https://www.too_slow_joe.com/sorryboutcha
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This is obviously emotional stuff. I'll leave the link here for a day or two and then I'll remove it. Sorry, future people!
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Just a few excerpts from "College in a Nutskull." 4 comments
jasonmon · 14 hours ago
I was always wondering about the exact breakdown of peoples in the US. Now I know!
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Random tidbit from my life: The best answer I've received from a kid when I asked what he wanted to be was, "I wanna be half Canadian and half rebel."
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 14 hours ago
I think this particular thread is off the beaten path so the more neutral users like us feel okay talking about it. Granlobomalo and parisqeen will be around, and mialinay and guest_ and celticrose and sunflowers and alekazam and ajhedges and creativedragonbaby and timebender25 (who did have good intentions with the discord) and the twins and hyperion and you two and on and on. The heart and soul of the community will be just fine.
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Bots have been posting here for years. Maybe bethorien is right and the admins tweaked the bots to post more content for clicks. If the admins did that, I'm 100% sure they're reconsidering their decision lol
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Yesterday in the discord, cycy corrected someone after they called him a girl. That's the only reason I know about that.
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This site is definitely my refuge and has helped me through lots of bad times this year! I'm saddened by the rough patch, but it'll pass soon enough.
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And why are we not talking about the terrifying video I linked to earlier??
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The secret of laundry 5 comments
jasonmon · 17 hours ago
Keep the water on cold, don't completely dry your jeans, and don't use fabric softener on your towels and you'll be okay with 90% of your life's laundry.
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A dose of blep in Honor of blupp 36 comments
jasonmon · 17 hours ago
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine again soon. Some people got heated but it seems like people have calmed down at this point. Everyone in the discord chat is like 0.0
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Not that it matters @xvarnah, but cycy is actually a dude :)
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Also, creativedragonbaby posted this video in the chat a little earlier to change the subject from yesterday's nonsense, and I think it's important for everyone to see:
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https://youtu.be/nGtiDGU1aVk
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Romanian city gives free bus rides to passengers who read books inside 9 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Lol I can see that. I should make a non-authorized infomercial or something..
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Romanian city gives free bus rides to passengers who read books inside 9 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
I found something that helps! I am annoyingly susceptible to vertigo and I could never fly or get on boats. Now I can because of science. <3
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The medicine's name is meclizine, but it goes by Bonine or Anti-vert or "Travel Sickness." Now I can read, be on my phone - anything.
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After I discovered it, I was boating with friends out on the open ocean and we got caught in a nasty storm. The captain, crew, and all my friends were sick and I was the only one totally unaffected. It was insane.
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The difference between cults and religions 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Well, don't hog all the fun. Sign me up for the next go-round!
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Some cool shoes 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Why wouldn't you just sh*t in your neighbor's yard with regular shoes on?
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Spice up this Thanksgiving! 5 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
I've been thinking about this because I'm making several turkeys in a few weeks. I think the actual Cheetos would make something like a spicy breading? And I think they would keep the moisture close to the skin, so it would have a really fantastic bite-through. I'm 75% sure I'm going to try doing a hickory smoked flaming Cheetos turkey. If I go for it, I'll let you know how it turns out.
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Spice up this Thanksgiving! 5 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
I would eat the h*ck out of that. I'm pretty sure that means I'm trash but idc.
First post, do I meme correct? 14 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Whether or not it's true, this account idea is comedy gold.
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Unstoppable! 4 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Oh look, a random assortment of phrases laid on a few random pictures. ???
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Peace 8 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Np! It's good to be cynical and question stuff like this. I just realized my comment came out a little terse but I was just curious too. Tbh I was hoping the picture was staged.
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Happened to me today 2 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Meh, that's why there's another one
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