jasonmon
No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.
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Thought this might be helpful 8 comments
jasonmon
· 1 day ago
Then it's kinky
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Shades of Color 6 comments
I'm not interested in moray eels, generally 11 comments
Jesus take the wheeeel 2 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
"It's not looking good."
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I was riding in a car with a bunch of friends during a hurricane. We were on a rain-slicked, very steep stretch of road and heading for a cliff. All that was between uthe car and the drop was a flimsy wooden guard rail when we realized the brakes were not working. Everyone got really quiet. Through the seemingly endless screeching, the driver just calmly stated the sentence above and I still think about it.
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Fortunately he was able to whip the car parallel to the guard rail, and somehow it magically held together until the car ground itself to a shuddering halt.
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I was riding in a car with a bunch of friends during a hurricane. We were on a rain-slicked, very steep stretch of road and heading for a cliff. All that was between uthe car and the drop was a flimsy wooden guard rail when we realized the brakes were not working. Everyone got really quiet. Through the seemingly endless screeching, the driver just calmly stated the sentence above and I still think about it.
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Fortunately he was able to whip the car parallel to the guard rail, and somehow it magically held together until the car ground itself to a shuddering halt.
Guess who's 20 today! That's right, this b*tch 16 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
Happy birthday and welcome to the start of your third decade! Keep being awesome.
Building hunts and devours penny (2019, colorized) 11 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
I think it's considered polite to do when the post is an inside joke
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Edited 2 weeks ago
Would you dare? 9 comments
Clearly a logic error 4 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
As an actual programmer and an actual raging d*mbass with no common sense, I can say that both apply
Ancient Egyptian prayer 3 comments
I'd definetely choose ... Puppy 2 comments
are you sure you have nothing to do with this??? 6 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
Iirc, Otto von Bismarck helped to found the German empire out of Prussia and several successful southern states thereby pretty much becoming the Chancellor of the world's first superpower, then he invented blitzkrieg and helped forge the Second Reich.
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After a decade, he decided peace was preferable and made up a labyrinthine system of Bismarckian policies that, it turns out, only he could use effectively. When Kaiser Wilhelm II took over as emperor and fired Bismarck, he didn't care about that crap and stomped all over everything and actually did kinda cause WWI.
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If you like history at all, this stuff is fascinating. I just Googled around a bit and found a link that gives you a rough idea of the players involved:
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theguardian*com/world/blog/2014/dec/31/bismarck-escaped-blame-first-world-war
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Edit: autocorrect. I should really stop using my phone to type longer comments.
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Edited 2 weeks ago
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After a decade, he decided peace was preferable and made up a labyrinthine system of Bismarckian policies that, it turns out, only he could use effectively. When Kaiser Wilhelm II took over as emperor and fired Bismarck, he didn't care about that crap and stomped all over everything and actually did kinda cause WWI.
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If you like history at all, this stuff is fascinating. I just Googled around a bit and found a link that gives you a rough idea of the players involved:
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theguardian*com/world/blog/2014/dec/31/bismarck-escaped-blame-first-world-war
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Edit: autocorrect. I should really stop using my phone to type longer comments.
I just got an offer for my dream job, as a piano teacher in a very important academy :) 19 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
Congrats! You should definitely visit your students or make them a big, silly, artsy card to say bye
Hail to the Chief, baby 7 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
Now I can jump on almost any plane and fly basically anywhere in the world, for under ten bucks. I had an intensely terrible couple of years so it's nice to have karma swinging back around for me on this one :D
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jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
It's been on all my flights recently. You can get the full-on internet over land. You can't over the ocean, but you can still stream a million movies/shows. It's great!
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Hail to the Chief, baby 7 comments
jasonmon
· 2 weeks ago
I almost married someone for flight benefits a couple weeks ago but we found out we don't actually need to be married for that. So, why not? Life is short, let's go make the Duke proud :p
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