Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Friends or... Hey man WTF! 7 comments
jasonmon · 4 hours ago
I...think that's the same frog and floof. Ah well, circle of life and stuff.
Four f*cks Sake 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
To sound the most professional, I'd go with "for f*ck's sake"
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Need someone like this 34 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
@aviva!!! I'm glad you've returned to us. I was getting ready to send out the cavalry.
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When you're going through stuff, please please please always feel free to reach out to me. You know how to find me, and I'll do what I can to help you. Your family irl isn't what you deserve, but you have us here and we're pretty great. I'm glad you're back again and I hope you'll stick around this time :D
"Hey...You gotta minute?" 6 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Idk why, but every time I fire someone I ask them if we can "have a little chat" as I escort them in to my office.
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Pls stop 18 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Uh, if you have an affliction like pedophilia you aren't going to feel valid and loved until you get some pretty serious help to get to the root of your mental state and address it properly.
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A l o n e 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
...stonks?
He did get one 2 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Nice! Imagine how much data he can move with that thing! <3
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I have finally gone ahead and drawn my interpretation of Dr. Ew 26 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Nice one, doc! He looks just like your Halloween a couple years ago :D
Asking a life changing question tomorrow 13 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Awesome! Let us know how it goes :D
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An interesting perspective 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
They're the worst
Wait what 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Did...we not read to the end?
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Ok boomer 1 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
I keep saying it to my ten-year-old nephew and he gets so annoyed lol
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Loved this movie 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Interstellar
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200 IQ spook 13 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Because, trump/trumpet.. Get on our level, creative lol
I’m 15 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
We're
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Now I'm really looking forward to the couple of days we will spend in Paris, thanks 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
That's not how it is, unless a lot has changed really quickly.
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What a madlad 1 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
There is no more "going to the movies," bot. Haven't you heard of social distancing?
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Valuable 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I feel like you can probably just have Preston
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Routine 1 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
"Burma-Shave"
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These 4 line kitty poems seem incomplete without that last line.
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m.xkcd*com/491/
Finally, a way of serving our country we can all get behind 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Uncle Sam is proud of you, you valiant Kiwi
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His birthday was just 2 days ago. Rip 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
That's why we have heroic pigeon wizards
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Sometimes technology isn't all it's cracked up to be 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Your network admin skills are f*cking stupid
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Master of toasts 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Please just use a skillet. This thing's going to leave black, melted plastic all over your oven and fill your house with toxic fumes.
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I made this 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I've never seen a cat in armor.
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I never knew how much I needed to see a cat in armor until just now. <3
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Truthy title 8 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
This 5x benefit might be true for some but I think it tricks about half the population in to seeing themselves as 5x less attractive.
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