Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Why im glad im ***** 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 hours ago
Ugh, yeah I don't know what the details were in this guy's case, but I really have no love for our "criminal justice" system. I've been fighting with the courthouse because they keep wanting more money and issuing warrants and I keep reminding them they owe ME money, and then they back off. And they don't issue me payment, of course. Jerks.
when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 15 comments
jasonmon · 4 hours ago
I've been wondering where you got off too, @aviva. I'm glad you're okay!! I got done with court today so I *think* I am finally ready to update you guys on the next chapter of my stuff. I will start drafting it out tomorrow.
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Snip snip 7 comments
jasonmon · 5 hours ago
Nah, these are switches and Ethernet cables. Anything mission-critical would be fiber. This is a pain in the b*tt to fix without documentation, but there's no chance of data loss. I could have everything recrimped in two hours. There's probably an 80% chance these cables are labelled, which would add another twenty minutes. If they're not, you'd have to do some clever toning or tracing but it's certainly not more than a minor inconvenience.
Shell, shell, shell... What do we have here? 5 comments
jasonmon · 12 hours ago
The other way, without the seashells, can get expensive after a while
Not what we meant that is. An asshole you are 5 comments
jasonmon · 12 hours ago
your walcome
Snip snip 7 comments
jasonmon · 12 hours ago
Oof that'll ruin a day or two if there's no proper documentation.
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Not a dragon 11 comments
jasonmon · 12 hours ago
I will add it to my notebook of important cuteness declarations post haste
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Ctrl + alt + del 5 comments
jasonmon · 13 hours ago
"Simply type alt+spacebar+m and move the window with arrow keys" is a thing I hope I don't have to say forever but that has been useful for a couple decades now
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When you're asked to recreate an emoji and you accidentally succeed 16 comments
jasonmon · 19 hours ago
@grimreaper You can train your eyes by focusing on a point on your glasses (or sunglasses) while you're wearing them. Put something on one of the lenses and then look at the thing while wearing the glasses. Freeze like that and look in the mirror. Tada, terrifying! Or you can, like, sell your soul to the devil like @mialinay.
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I freaking love science 10 comments
jasonmon · 19 hours ago
Here's real science: this week was the first flight of an air-launch-to-orbit craft called the Model 315 Stratolaunch. I think that's it in the picture? It can fly with up to a 1.3M lb spacecraft attached to the central wing and it has the largest wingspan of any aircraft, ever.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaled_Composites_Stratolaunch
Nothing is impossible 8 comments
jasonmon · 20 hours ago
Defiant Impeccable Cassowary
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Who left the door open? 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
India is crazy lately. They just blew a satellite into shrapnel that might tear through the International Space Station, and now this :/
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They're pretty and shiny 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Uh..
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Have you? 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Or because your phone isn't on your mind.. You're staring through it, into whatever entertainment it's providing.
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Rural mushy Grasshopper 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Poor Belle
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neat 8 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
I've read that -50 degrees is even worse :p
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Mortal kombat: Prom 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
I forgot about the Harlem Shake
Ctrl + alt + del 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
I like that chrome is going to die first. 100% accurate.
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Gabby infamous ***htingale 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
WATCH YOUR MOUTH
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Julian Assange arrest 18 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
There are actually two girls. One accused him of tampering with the condom and ejaculating inside her after he was really pushy for sex in the first place. The other girl says they started having sex but she stopped him because they were unprotected. In the middle of the night, they had safe sex. The next morning, she woke up to him having unprotected sex with her and became angry.
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***These are allegations and the debate is whether he should face rape charges in Sweden based on them. The statute of limitations has passed for the first case but not the second. Here's the link: https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/4/12/18306901/julian-assange-arrest-wikileaks-rape-sweden-embassy
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And I can buy my own shit 25 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
I mean, I'd accept a suit that's well designed and made of good leather
Nyoom 63 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
@shik Your achievements are just luck and progress is impossible. It's disgusting.
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@xvarnah I do appear randomly sometimes! Sometimes if there's a totally adorable animal or a potentially controversial topic involved, I'll hit the Follow Comments button. I usually get inspired to comment at some point but if not, I still like seeing the post pop up.
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Sbeve 10 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Bless you
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Nyoom 63 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
@xvarnah meant lots of snakes produce venom, but they the venom they produce isn't harmful to humans.
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