Jason

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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Buffalo chicken 2 comments
jasonmon · 19 hours ago
I'll eat whichever one it is; they both look delicious
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"smitty" 14 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Thank you for coming here and letting us know. Smitty's comments have made me chuckle for many years and I am glad he sounds as insightful and witty in person as he was on here. I'll miss you, Smitty!
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Lottery advice 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
User name checks out
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Remember to hydrate 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Wait, what? Did you all hydrate appropriately??
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Never would have guessed 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Ephebophilia is EXCLUSIVELY being sexually aroused by adolescents. Meaning, you aren't really aroused by anyone outside the 13-19 range. Only adolescents. Epstein probably was one, but I would argue that people were never "cool" with a creepy person only paying sexual attention to 13-19 year-olds. Isn't that how Joseph Smith got killed in the 1800's?
Should have destroyed this world when we had a chance 7 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
"Scalded Karen" lol, amazing
It’s so addicting 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Me, seeing noodles yawning :0
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Prepare to Predictive Text Game 70 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Hello. My name is Chuck
You killed my hearing
Prepare to be backed up on the other side
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Open 6am 11 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
100% 11 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
I thought @cakelover said "feud intensifies" and I was so curious/terrified there was a gag reflex involved in anyone's feud.
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Wild vs farmed salmon, an illustration 12 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
It kind of implies which is which but I was curious to know for sure as well
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Hi everyone :) 12 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
We definitely remember you and hope you're doing well. I think @xvarnah was the most recent person to bring you up. Welcome back! :D
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MLK 14 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
A dreamer
when you accidentally create an abnormal panorama 149 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I am hanging in there. I felt like I had to get through my badness before I could update you guys. I am through it now and I intend to type it out soon. Tomorrow is my last normal day and then I go in to a cycle of craziness for several months. Hopefully I can get myself motivated to give you guys my update before Tuesday :D
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And I hope you are doing well, too!
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Sorry to break it to you 10 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago · Edited 1 week ago
This box can fit so many cats 7 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
That's exactly how much spaghetti my car can fit
STD level 439932 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
(It's a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotic treatments. Not great.)
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404 humanity is lost in the gods eyes 11 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Actually, the arachnids would all be proportionally larger as well :D
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Where we're going we don't need roads 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Way better than doing a hog on doughnuts?
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Is the bike okay? 16 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I've learned to limit my sexy-bike-bikini-dancing antics to the kickstand side only.
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Pigeon Forge, Tennessee 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
@mr_pigeonwizard I always wondered where pigeons were forged. Why have you kept this from us??
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When someone tells me making gifs is pathetic 2 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Thanks I potate it
Salty ossified Octopus 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Take that mug and chug
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