Here's the deal with the whole covid thing. I am guessing he was trying to get a good day off for the weekend and then he was going to get back to me.

If you have white walls and lights that do any color, try setting the lights to cyan at night. To me, it's the most relaxing color.

Do it outside?

Make your own! Seriously.
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You can use London broil or bottom round (the least expensive steaks) and teriyaki sauce or whatever rubs you like. You'll need a food dehydrator or a smoker.
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Just cut the steak in to strips and marinate it or hit it with rub. Then smoke/dehydrate it. Smoking it is what I do, and I use a harsher wood, like hickory.
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Instead of $8 for a large package of jerky, you're spending right around $2 on this.
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Edit: fixing autocorrect nonsense

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Source: explosm.net
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NSFW, probably

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Hmm I've never seen black tear gas before

My friend's cat was obsessed with chomping on Christmas light wires, for years. I don't know how many times we yelled at that kitty to stop chewing on the electric lines but she'd always come right back to it.
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Until, one day, the string of lights dimmed down while she was in mid-bite and she let it a gigantic MROWL and skittered out of the living room. She was okay, but she never chewed cords again.