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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Seeing my friends again after forgetting how to socialize 5 comments
jasonmon · 2 hours ago
That's Myers-Briggs and you are INFP. I only remember that because one of my few posts was about it. I just clicked my name and scrolled back to it, lol
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"Look at this Covid Graph. There's no vaccine and not enough masks." 7 comments
jasonmon · 2 hours ago
Uh oh, did you fall for the "giant buttplug" prevention trick, too?
Made a friend on a walk today...he complimented me on my biceps 10 comments
jasonmon · 2 hours ago
@mialinay's perfect princess, tbh
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*Neighing* 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 hours ago
Your neighbors must've thought you were weird
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Consume the weak 6 comments
jasonmon · 5 hours ago
excuse me what the fuck
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 33 comments
jasonmon · 5 hours ago
I can almost hear Joe Biden saying this at the lectern
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 33 comments
jasonmon · 19 hours ago
Here's the deal with the whole covid thing. I am guessing he was trying to get a good day off for the weekend and then he was going to get back to me.
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See a new color you’ve never seen before 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
If you have white walls and lights that do any color, try setting the lights to cyan at night. To me, it's the most relaxing color.
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You know I have soft teeth 1 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
Do it outside?
The one movement everyone can get behind 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Make your own! Seriously.
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You can use London broil or bottom round (the least expensive steaks) and teriyaki sauce or whatever rubs you like. You'll need a food dehydrator or a smoker.
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Just cut the steak in to strips and marinate it or hit it with rub. Then smoke/dehydrate it. Smoking it is what I do, and I use a harsher wood, like hickory.
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Instead of $8 for a large package of jerky, you're spending right around $2 on this.
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Edit: fixing autocorrect nonsense
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Shrimply the Best 4 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
That's where they hide all the shrimp
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The Mirrored Photography of American Artist Traci Griffin 3 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Float me your trees
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Instant regret 1 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Gull: 0
Glizzy: 1
Hey bro got any wine bottles “wink wink” 5 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
Source: explosm.net
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NSFW, probably
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Kinda epic tbh, they're winning 6 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
Oh, oops. Is this meme a dig at Trump specifically? I actually assumed it meant All The Politicians.
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Kinda epic tbh, they're winning 6 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
It seems like all these politicians are too slippery for convictions, or are big enough targets to draw false accusations that people might believe anyway.
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To answer your question the best I can, there is a decently large Wikipedia page called "Donald Trump sexual misconduct allegations."
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Fishy Fun Day #41: Meme Edition 9 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Nice one, ew. It almost slipped by me.
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I can't wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less 20 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Fire was only January. We've moved past that, but I don't want to spoil anything for when you catch up on the episodes.
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Remember to Smell a Flower Today 7 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Y̶̺͕̳͉̜͍̟̱̑͌̅̏͒͌̿̚ợ̵̟̪̜̹͕̥͕͕̮͚͊̿̄̂̀́̇̌́͂͗̅̇͑̌̚̕̚͜ͅų̶̡̢̛̬̳̪͇̩̩̹̻͍̣̱͖̲̞͍̣̖̘͎͕̅̈́́̌͒̋̂̿́̑̊́̀̉̚͝͠ ̶̡̹̳̬̤̺̟̤̠̥̻̊͐̏̑͋̍͐̚͘̚͝ͅa̴̡̨̤̖̰̥̺͔̺͖̗͓̻͙͖̗̠̱̮̰̹̽̆s̶̨̙͓̠͔͍̯̥̦̻̰̜̝̹̠̻̫͇̐́̀̉̇̈́͘̚͜ͅs̷̡̢̧̭̺̞͇͍̖̅̅̄̐́̽́̓̓̌̉̄͛̕͠ứ̵̛̼͍͔̼̼͗̄̐̾̔̑̌̔͑̽͐̏̃̌͘̕͝͝m̶̢̭͖̙͉͉͔̈́̈́è̵̡̧̨̟͈͕͎̝̮̣̭̦͇̲̬̲͓̩̩̠͈
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Smoke from TEAR GAS over a college campus, CUHK, in Hong Kong, where the police entered 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Hmm I've never seen black tear gas before
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Everything you have heard about Australia is true. Including kangaroos around the 12 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Fortunately, they are safely contained amongst the thousands of lethally poisonous plants
Well holy crap... Strap in everyone it's going to be a fun ride 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Time will tell, child
Eating pizza rolls before they cool down 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
My friend's cat was obsessed with chomping on Christmas light wires, for years. I don't know how many times we yelled at that kitty to stop chewing on the electric lines but she'd always come right back to it.
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Until, one day, the string of lights dimmed down while she was in mid-bite and she let it a gigantic MROWL and skittered out of the living room. She was okay, but she never chewed cords again.
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President Trump vs President Obama’s annotation style/handwriting 4 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Those are Trump's notes he took during a meeting, and the second one is a speech Obama wrote, according to this article:
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https://www.businessinsider.com/former-white-house-photographer-pete-souza-obamas-notes-trumps-memo-2019-11
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