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No matter how bad things get, you can always find the good somewhere.

— Jason Report User
Smoothness x 100 6 comments
jasonmon · 22 hours ago
Mountain Maaaaamaaaaa
A little true… 11 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
Am I making sense? I'm a little pressed for time but I wanted to type a quick response before I forget, like I usually do.
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It's not a traditional vaccine; it will need a booster; it's had a bigger test run than almost any other pharmaceutical product and it's doing much better than expected (to the point of pissing off big pharma because they don't get rich when people get well); some people pushing it are desperate and saying and doing dumb stuff, etc.
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At the end of the day, if you get COVID, you're probably not going to die. If you happen to have the shots, your chances of surviving go up by 97%.
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A little true… 11 comments
jasonmon · 1 day ago
It's unfortunate (to me at least, I debate it with friends who strongly disagree) that we've named this mRNA shot a "vaccine." Vaccines have always been tested and vetted and approved and rolled out in a structured way. This has been new technology blasted out as fast as possible.
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2.3 billion shots have been administered now with no appreciable negative consequences. People dying or hospitalized are almost all among the unprotected.
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mRNA protection is new. To get this, we snapped off a piece of the coronavirus' mRNA that made it unique (its spike protein) and replicated it in labs. Then we just inject it, and our bodies are like uhhhhhh, and knock it out. The second dose of mRNA spikes happens, and our bodies are more like WTF IS THAT and mount a full scale assault.
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We should call it a "protection shot" or a "shield" or something new. Not a "vaccine."
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As with other coronavirus variants, like 229E, NL63, OC43, and HKU1, we will need a booster shot periodically.
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jasonmon · 2 days ago
You've obviously never had your mom yell at you when you're late for gay
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A little true… 11 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
COVID will hopefully mutate soon into something that is still transmissible but much less deadly, like the flu.
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Vaccine research for the coronavirus is still getting started. We won't have a good one for five to ten years, probably? But I'm glad we have the mRNA stopgap options that are performing so effectively. Go science! :)
Upper-class Briton imposing his values upon Nigerian subjects 10 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Pull your head out, Finn
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Pain 2 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
Where's the doctor
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Just something to think about 6 comments
jasonmon · 2 days ago
That's quite the hot take. Here are the actual facts (link below):
-Bundy was heading his cattle in various places, including BLM-owned land. He stopped paying permit fees in 1993.
-The BLM gave him 20 years and finally confronted him to collect the fees *while his cattle were on government land*. The situation got heated, guns were drawn. The government backed off.
-While Bundy was flying to Portland, OR to participate in another armed standoffs against the government, they arrested him for his earlier actions
-The case got dropped because of a technicality (which should be the real takeaway: the government prosecutors withheld evidence to try and increase their chances of a conviction)
-Bundy has been in the news for 6 years But he's an a-hole that says things like "black people are better off when they're slaves".
-Bundy still grazes his cattle on government land without paying fees, so stay tuned, kids! Let's see how this works out.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliven_Bundy
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I have some lays in the corner if you want 3 comments
jasonmon · 3 days ago
I'm picturing a pile of @moths
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I gotta say Metal Mario 8 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Toad/Koopa crew here
Rice fields of Vietnam 4 comments
jasonmon · 4 days ago
Hahaha amazing
Daily dose of history, part 75 11 comments
jasonmon · 5 days ago
That man has style. I am jealous of that outfit.
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Kinda like Cicadas 1 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
Or five years when plagues occur
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Based einstein 3 comments
jasonmon · 6 days ago
This...is how all of real science works. One would still be enough if they had the right thing to say, with proof.
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The Processor Purrs Like a Kitten 5 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Oh great, now @catfluff is going to be so confused
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¡Party poopers! 3 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
¡NOBODY EXPECTS oh wait you're right
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We must come together and defeat this unholy evil 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
They're so quiet when you go #2. It's like you're pooping on mute.
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Cheesecake 6 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
@cakelover pls halp
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Finally, we’re safe 15 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Well, that's boring. I'll come back another day.
One billion dollars 7 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
*mind blown* How do I miss these things? I was also the last to know about Donald Glover's secret identity.
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Was this made with predictive text?? 36 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
Spanish flu shot Nacho Vidal, who like to advertise his name and address to be a good one for the kids, has been arrested on a counter during your period and the last two weeks of the week before.
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Track me more 9 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
They lost their minds and have now labeled me as One Of Them. I've been trying to say they can meet him outside if they wear masks, or accommodate them some other way, but they haven't responded.
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Track me more 9 comments
jasonmon · 1 week ago
I never get a good answer out of them. My dad will storm off and my mom just says they don't want to be tracked. When I ask her about Alexa and their cell phones tracking them, she said they'd "actually never thought of that." The next time I came over, they had thrown away their Echo.
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They still have their cell phones though? And now my mom misses setting timers with Alexa.
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Their concern is definitely not tied to any rational part of their minds. They generally think Biden stole the election and Jesus is going to return soon, so that means this is the biblical End Times, and society is about to collapse, and the Tribulation is going to begin. It's really stressful for them, and they don't know how to cope. I feel bad for them and I don't know what to do :(
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They refuse to meet their own grandson (my newborn son) because I asked they be vaccinated or quarantine before seeing him because he doesn't have an immune system yet. Not because of the novel coronavirus, specifically.
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jasonmon · 1 week ago
No one does that with simps