3 I’m fucked

They are

Why does your peanut butter hate you

*Two

I just like bed coz bed comfy

Read it as it same Mario before realising

Incest much

No terry, your mother and I love you both equally

I wonder what it’ll land on

My name is dude it’s not really a racist
Commander of the armies of Nutella
Loyal servant to ya man woman
And I will have my vengeance. In this life or for the real question

9x+1=3x+7
9x-3x=7-1
6x=6
3x=3
GF=3

8

Would’ve stayed at the McGonagall party

You’ve got an mild itch on your back forever and you can’t reach it

What about the idiots that wear them like glasses on their heads? Same as number 4 I guess

Why does it say “in which battle did Napoleon die” cause he died in his home on St Helena

It’s gonna be porn isn’t it

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I’m a pimp

This year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with his head and also a bunch of other things that were painted to look like him in a bag

Love Ed Burn

Ag worker: I’ve had an agricultural degree and worked on this farm for 20 years
ARA: I’ve spent twenty minutes on google and your wrong

But... I am... Australian

No

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