Green... I’m Australian, English is my only language for now

How are you 30 year olds feeling now?

Pirate McPirate face

My bathroom has 692 tiles

I wanna see duckberg fight gimp

Imma need more than a few

Were not happy til you’re not happy

This type of design also stops anyone from resting or sleeping on the seats, ie; homeless people

Rule number two: never set it to the year between 2015 and 2017

The doctor who was caring for hitlers mother when she died actually said he’d never seen someone grieve as hard as hitler

Lucky you, you get the thick stuff

I CAN SHIT IN A TOASTER

That last one was the fuckin best

I don’t think Malory could have a more similar voice actor

How dare you saddle Sleipnir!

I’d be the one that went inside the cabinet

Imagine taking off and sitting backwards

The best way to die

What about the black hole bomb, where you encase a spinning black hole in a reflective shell and shoot a bunch of energy inside, which results in an artificial supernova

No that’s the Aragonese. Quarantine is is a purine nucleoside base, most commonly recognized with the molecule adenosine triphosphate.

Adorable 12/10

A king among Otters and Men

Wait, he killed them... in the US. Shouldn’t he have gotten the death sentence? Oh wait he raped them too, well then it was probably their fault for wearing such short clothing

Don’t forget limited knowledge in a wide variety of areas so people think your intelligent when in reality you just like fun facts