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Humans are humans 13 comments
anthracite · 2 days ago
It's not diametrically opposite the truth; it's incomplete at best.
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Saving money 1 comments
anthracite · 3 days ago
In my first car, I drove with a broken speedometer for a while. This was about 20 years ago, before normal people owned anything capable of diplaying GPS speed, so I had no way of knowing how fast I was going. It was nerve wrecking and I went through a lot of hoops to DIY fix it with epoxy and tyraps, because the car repair guy wanted like 300 bucks to replace the entire dashboard.
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Personally I'm a 4 6 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
I'm a guy, and I pee sitting down because cleaning the piss splatter caused by standing up is disgusting.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
As long as he brought a towel, he's good.
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The yellow one my wife bought as a gift for me… 6 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
"Cats are solitary animals" - Yeah right.
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Land of Boole 5 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
Then you could've omitted XNORWAY and NANDWAY
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Land of Boole 5 comments
anthracite · 5 days ago
You obviously mean NERDWAY
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Land of Boole 5 comments
anthracite · 6 days ago
Where's ORWAY?
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Lol 5 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
She would've found it hilarious, while at the same time roasting the casting director, the cast and the producer of the biopic.
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Oo long tea 5 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
"Mommy, they said I have a pigface!" - Aww, hush honey, want some tea? Get your trough!
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These are all the same actor: Vincent D'Onofrio 2 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
He is an amazing Wilson Fisk in Daredevil
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Mmmh monke 6 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Is Clint Eastwood going to be at the zoo, too?
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A nice glass of American whine 2 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
I'd ravver 'ave a co'el a points a laga
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What would you do if you didn't have to worry about income? 12 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
Very, very few people get to do what I just described and make a living out of it. Most of those have old money backing them up. I'm a good photographer, a proficient bass guitar player and a moderate singer. But without a fund of about 200,000 euro, I'd never quit my middle-income day job.
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What would you do if you didn't have to worry about income? 12 comments
anthracite · 1 week ago
I would be a world travelling photographer and musician. I do a little of both in my spare time.
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Baby, condom, baby-oil 2 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
The big questions is: what is baby oil made of?
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Tired of it 2 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
OGEL?
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Too tired for this 6 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
To search for punctuation?
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Seriously! What's wrong with them? 12 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
You forgot your mechanical typewriter
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Also applies to pp 6 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
What I meant was: both, as in both conditions have to be true. Big boobs on a nice girl is better that all other combinations. Maybe it doesn't sound very respectful, but it's the simple truth.
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English is a confuzzling language 8 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Nah, being in favour of ducks
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English is a confuzzling language 8 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Conduction: the act of faking a duck.
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English is a confuzzling language 8 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
Introduction: the act of presenting a new duck.
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Also applies to pp 6 comments
anthracite · 2 weeks ago
I'm gonna go out on a limb, but actually both. Let's be real.
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The 60's were a wild time. 10 comments
anthracite · 4 weeks ago
At least you spelled that correctly
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