You are not allowed to use the word "whilst" if you then misspell "your"

Drugs are detrimental to one's health. A short term advantage isn't worth the dangers in the long term, and the rules are there to protect the athletes. Make-up doesn't run through your veins.

Another needless gender swap remake. No thanks.

Indeed

It looks rather small to me

She fell in love with a stand-up comedian... and she got stood up

She fell in love with a baker... and she got baked.

All the time and money spent on this bickering could've been spent on providing better products and services for their respective customers.

Resident Alien was pretty funny. Alan Tudyk is great in it.

Science is about progressing knowledge. This inevitably means that experts are sometimes wrong. New evidence comes to light, science progresses (many times reluctantly), yet they're still the experts. They don't apologize, because up until that time, their expertise was the best we had, and it continues to be the best we have.

A bit elaborate, but awesome nonetheless

“Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der børk-børk yubetcha!”

She knows a lot more moves than he does

Babe, can I ride your boobs?

Henry the what?

You can buy that ready-made. It's called condensed milk.

Eggsile

That's because, with interest, it's now more than North Korea's GDP

Cindart!

Yes