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You look great, both of you!

Well, he said "please"...

I thought this was Nicole Kidman when she met Metallica.

Backpfeifengesicht. I rest my case.

Your grandpa's a dead ringer for Jack Black

Ehrm, depends on the pet, right?

Science, bitch!

"While these people are often attributed as savages raiding the more civilized nations for treasure and women, the motives and culture of the Viking people are much more diverse. These raiders also facilitated many changes throughout the lands from economics to warfare."

This could easily be a movie poster

If you think that, you haven't yet tasted good ripe strawberries, like Earliglow or Lambada.

Apparently, your English teacher failed to tell you how to spell "teacher".

*your *turned *that's

People who get up early every day, sleep better, generally. Not saying that works for everyone, but there's some simple logic behind it. If you get up early, your energy is spent earlier in the day, so then just go to bed when you're tired, even if it's late. Repeat cycle.

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So they died from malnutrition?

Even if it was a husky, it's spelled husky

Well, almost. It's *your

I'm in the wrong business

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