His mom told him to watch where he was going. See where it leads.

There can be only one!

Sidewalk

Day 1, day 2, day 3
January 17, January 18, January 19

Why post a screenshot of your phone, but not the actual picture?

199 MHz where I come from

Aw man I have like, A NOUCE SURPROUSE for you my friend (with credit to @purplepumpkin)

Whoa! That's not what I said!

Another unpopular opinion: I love all well-behaved dogs and cats, but pugs and other short-snouted dogs (and cats) are just so repulsive looking I never stop to pet any of them.

Witness the kitness

PPPPPPPPPllllllease feed me!

Translation from Culinary Snobbish: pigeon sausage with mushroom, aniseed and lime juice.

Samurai pizza turtle

Billie Eilish's bore is her trademark, and IMO her music style, but that's probably just me.

That would be Nice Fugging Meme Bro. The Austrian village changed its name.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

NegawskloV

*takes out pocket chainsaw* Say hello to my little friend

NASA just wants more pork.