Paid for by a huge cattle feed multinational that anticipated losses.

I shit you not

Please don't.

Nah, she's already drawing conclusions

Buxom Androgynous Garfield

I don't wear contacts.

Something's fishy here. 500 km in two hours is 250 km/h continuously.

That ain't Mike

In my mother tongue, the Giant Hogweed is known as "bereklauw" (bear claw), and touching this plant's sap causes severe irritation, and blisters.

I'd expect it to be 50 gigapixel, 50 MP is what pro grade DSLRs do in a single shot.

What if they're also a necrophiliac?

BOI

That would explain the lost childhood.

It's not a CRT, but a quadruple DLP. That's impressive.

Please don't show a picture of a horse lying flat and use the phrase "So she died".

Why are these things always being filmed by the one buddy who suffers from Parkinsons?

This was an unexpectedly nice game, but also a sad game.

Asking the real questions