Thanks, am now cross-eyed

Hi, I'm Sharf, I'm a log, half lizard, half dog

NGL, started looking for a barn

Looks like the spawn of the devil. But it's fish, it's dead, let's eat it! (true story)

All bound for Meme Land

A few years back, when we knew the dog we had back then didn't have much time left, we let her sit in on our table grill meals. We grilled pieces of steak and sausages, let them cool down and she gobbled it all up, while we sat in silent tears.

This is true love. Looking at boobs reduces stress and blood pressure in men, and the wife knows it.

Not buying it

Well, you deport them to Native America, DUH!

Yes, they could see that all the way from Libia

Not every electrical fault is a short circuit, smh

So that's why he's suffering from success!

Why these disgusting, rancid stories?

That's really smart

The sad truth is that all too often, it does.

Small minds discuss people, mediocre minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.

What is he on? Make me a triple shot of THAT