It's a free world. Keep on rockin' in it.

That's why I always stay calm when one of my dogs makes a racket. I don't shout, I grab them by the fur like a mother dog would.

That's because the litterbox is wayyyyy too small

An Anacondor

Good men. They exist.

HBO makes a world class miniseries about real events and real people in Ukraine, gets criticized for lack of black characters.

Well, I have a bass with 6 strings, and it's a lot bigger, too

I LOLed

Hack job

That's why you shouldn't put rich people in charge.

Can I add a few? Avatar, Blade Runner, Butterfly Effect, The Crow, Cube, Dark City, Django Unchained, Fight Club, the Green Mile, The Matrix, Shawshank redemption, Snowpiercer, Priest, Highlander, Life of Pi, Mad Max, Oldboy (original), the Prestige, Total Recall (original), Twelve Monkeys, ok I'm done.

"The possessive form of your is yours, no apostrophe" - "But everyone knows what I mean"

That's not how decibels work.

yo mom funny af

That looks like a kids ice cream cone

I totally thought it was butter!

I'm pretty sure stupidity and greed will bring about the death of civilisation.