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Let them believe that God works through the medical staff, mkay?

I don't give a rat's ass

Only if the sorting lanes are indicated before they start. I get into this situation sometimes in places where I've never been before.

"Shut your belly button" has a nice ring to it.

Not true. Netherlands are Europe's largest tomato producer. And only second to Mexico in the world.

Millie wins on the cute scale, and I say that as a guy who could easily be her dad.

In a reservation we once saw one poking a small stick through the fence. I took the stick, and it pushed its head against the fence. Turns out it wanted to be stroked. With the stick.

If you ever feel completely and utterly useless, it could alwyas be worse. You could be the worker installing blinkers on BMWs.

Wow. Does that need to be said? Come on people.

It's always that annoying Dinsey girl

columbæ super sellam

Using Google to google Google

Gold

It's a hyena

The equine centipede

Best use of negative space I've seen in a long time.

Can't wait for Blizzcon this year ;)

Some episodes could have been paced higher. Cavill was excellent, sarcasm well executed, time jumps hard to follow sometimes. But generally very entertaining.

Hordes of black rats. I'm good.