Skeleton agonizing concerned Pangolins 1 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
My subconcious mind read "panties"
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Another gem found from my weird google searches 5 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
I don't know about you guys, but I can't pee at all when it's up. Blocked. Biologically designed to do so.
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Coordinated bridged Squirrel 1 comments
Now that's what I call egg piz·zazz 1 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
Uitsmijter in Dutch, Strammer Max in German. This is an old fashioned, but still popular lunch dish. I order it a few times a year.
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Momma is the chosen one. 15 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
The Matrix's actor for Neo, Keanu Reeves, is 35 in the first movie. Although the character could be younger, he is definitely not a teenager.
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Gentlemen's Club 2 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
The men are customers. The girl works there. That's all the kid wants to know.
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Polite tricky Pheasant 8 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
Dunno about the other, but Geralt is not a dad. Part of being a Witcher is being sterile.
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Four seasons on an island in Finnland 3 comments
After 10 years together I still feel luckier every day 2 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
Yeah, I turned that shit off on my android phone. Way too easy to trigger an emergency call.
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Common sense 100 11 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
Yeah, sure. You assume they've all known each other long enough to sync up before Don Juayne came along?
Are you paying me? 3 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
It's faster too, because the way it works around here, you've already scanned everything that you put in your cart if you pick up a scanner when you come into the store.
Common sense 100 11 comments
anthracite
· 4 years ago
Still pure coincidence that the women's menstrual cycles lined up perfectly
Common sense 100 11 comments
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