This is a mortsafe, meant to protect the deceased from being exhumed for use in anatomical studies.

Peace, Teach!

Should have called it the Croc Jock

They might surprise you if there's $500 at stake

Just reverse the plug when the wind turns

Nice.

Draw up a bedmate agreement

I see what you did there

What does it sync with?

Cheap (phone) cameras don't have infrared filters. The colours of such cameras are bland and washed out, and they can see through some materials.

I don't like mitakes

Except plane fare was a month's pay back then. Only the rich could actually fly. Now, people expect to fly to the other side of the world for a couple hundred bucks.

Sad but true. I liked Carano's character.

I want to believe

"Well God, they went forth and multiplied, now they need so much milk they've been mistreating the animals and a few of them didn't agree with that"

Wholesome

You're obviously not a scientist. This meme would make more sense if it stated Einstein was a hypothetical physicist. A theory is "an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results"

How are water filled bags floating above water?

I'm past 35. I got a lot of WW2 history in school, because my home country was occupied during the war, and I don't eat any type of meat that is worth smoking. Now what?

What a load of crab