Duke

Humans are an evolved species

Poor Jessica Jones

First you shoot the patient. Then you heal him. Great fun.

I don't think I've ever been moved more than during the movie "Eight below".

"While Einstein later said he felt he had no choice but to encourage the US to develop the technology, he called the letter his “one great mistake in my life,” having learned that Germany was never close to developing atomic bombs."

Except Dutch, where you can practically make the same sentence: voordat was was was, was was is.

Women who date a man because of his social standing are the scum of the earth.

*dismayed eagle screech*

"in pubic"?????

What? Mark Rutte. What?

One of the best games ever. Worth buying for the MSRP, easily.

You watched the wrong Moana

Have the clown embroider!

Nooooo! Gorilla of the Milk, what is your wisdom!?

He was counting on it, that's why he gave a false name.

In Fallout 4, you can do both. And I did. A pony-tailed scantily clad babe in a huge X-01 power armor.

Let's be real about Chernobyl: they crossed the streams, didn't they?

We have a similar Miele washing machine. It has never, in about ten years, taken a single piece of clothing hostage (or even have a clogged filter, or any kind of problem whatsoever). That can't be said of the Bosch and Bauknecht machines that came before it.

Hah! Gayyyy!

On a serious note: ravens are a lot larger than crows. A raven has a wingspan that's about a foot (30cm) larger than a crow's, and its body length is about 8 inches (20cm) longer. That's the easiest way to tell them apart.