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Those big bahonkadonkers are all I need 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Well, I don't think anyone got a boner from Assassin's Creed Odyssey's Medusa. What an ugly stone cold bitch.
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His bark is so cute though 1 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Computer literacy 2 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
As you should
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He did say Please! 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Did you consider going to the police station to have the paperwork signed? Shouldn't be a problem, you owning a car and all.
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He is the way 1 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Androgynous Jesus: it is the way
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Basic instincts 6 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
But those aren't just any two boobs.
Phil coming through with a smack 10 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
5.6 million US citizens sounds rare to you?
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Cute 7 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
I will relay the message. And I'll include a chin rub, belly rub and hind quarter pat.
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Cute 7 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Look at my (short) post history. I rest my case.
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Phil coming through with a smack 10 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Checks out
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But champagne is OK 1 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
NGL, he looks like he would do just that.
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Probably only as bad as a chest X-Ray 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Not great, not terrible
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Cute 7 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Busy kissing my dogs on their slightly larger little foreheads.
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Brain is anxious 6 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Wat?
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H.R. Giger, hell's photographer (apparently) 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
RIP H.R. Giger. Your work is a gift to this world.
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I raised you 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Where did the white blood cells, T-cells, plasma and all other stuff go?
He's too smart to be kept alive 2 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Yup. First thing they do is CTRL-A
"Something something motorhead jargon" 5 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Yup, and even the guys are saying it. I drive it sometimes and for such a small car it's amazing.
"Something something motorhead jargon" 5 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
My wife: my car is a smooth mint Fiat 500. "Cute car, even cuter color, cute growl when you floor it, cute dash, cute tail lights, cute everything!!!"
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
"What's in the box!!!!????"
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Fake facts you were taught. 34 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Who voted this down?
The frustration is palpable 3 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
I hate boss fights. With a passion. Not because they're hard, but because it's completely illogical to engage an extremely strong enemy, but they always have a weak spot or a routine, and as soon as you find out, you can chip away at them until they fall. Every. Single. Time.
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Camouflage 5 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Yea....... that's cake.
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Camouflage 5 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Not if it's a half inch chunk.
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Minimalist memes be like 2 comments
anthracite · 3 years ago
Actually, a burned out resistor can resist very well, because it has an infinite resistance.
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