"Ich hasse Kinder"

Communicate on the interstate? Or even better: indicate on the interstate!

It has started. "You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!"

I fully support this.

This is an urban myth, by the way.

Run, forest, run!

*grabs popcorn*

Yes, your wrighting skills definitely need some work.

I'll get in trouble with my boss, but ok.

The Genie

Pistachio. Unfortunately I've been allergic to nuts for years.

"Shut up, Peta, and put this on."

As long as religious people also mind their own business in that regard, instead of shoving it in my atheist face as if it were the only, ultimate truth.

Shrog

The branding is the right way up when *you* look at it

She wanted a daughter. She sat through her son's childhood, and waited for him to meet a girl, so she could have the closest thing?

Keine blasse Ahnung

Yet people keep buying them.

Petrol is bloody costly, but gas ain't.

Beljam