Biggus dickus

Just solve the box, they will come. Then you must come with them, taste their pleasures.

Where do I start....... hm nevermind

No gut feelings either.

It's not diametrically opposite the truth; it's incomplete at best.

In my first car, I drove with a broken speedometer for a while. This was about 20 years ago, before normal people owned anything capable of diplaying GPS speed, so I had no way of knowing how fast I was going. It was nerve wrecking and I went through a lot of hoops to DIY fix it with epoxy and tyraps, because the car repair guy wanted like 300 bucks to replace the entire dashboard.

I'm a guy, and I pee sitting down because cleaning the piss splatter caused by standing up is disgusting.

As long as he brought a towel, he's good.

"Cats are solitary animals" - Yeah right.

Where's ORWAY?

"Mommy, they said I have a pigface!" - Aww, hush honey, want some tea? Get your trough!

He is an amazing Wilson Fisk in Daredevil

Is Clint Eastwood going to be at the zoo, too?

I'd ravver 'ave a co'el a points a laga

I would be a world travelling photographer and musician. I do a little of both in my spare time.

The big questions is: what is baby oil made of?

OGEL?