It's not fear, it's disapprovement of people with self destructive lifestyles having the same access to healthcare as me, while probably paying the same premium for it. Then, on the off chance that I really really need it, there's a huge wait list.

They could've put up the hours just right there, but when the hours change, you're gonna be pissed the sign isn't up to date.

Gendered scents are mostly marketing. I own a couple of "real" scents, only two of those I would consider masculine: woody, spicy ones. The others could very well be worn by a woman: mostly citrusy, herbal ones.

Doctor Ordinary, or Tony Stahp, can't decide

Hygge

Won't damage them, if that's what you're asking

But it also means making an actual effort

A good one

Having a bf (or gf) increases social standing. To many people that's more important than the person they're dating.

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it

Raised by wolves. Damn, Grandmother is going to de-evolve me into a sea creature

You simply couldn't make this stuff up

Willy

That's oddly precise

Breakfast on Pluto, anyone?

That's a beluga whale

Well, what's done is done, but they should tell them to just staaahppp, ugh

Jada Pinhead Smith

Nailed it

How would she know? Maybe the OP's biological mother was in excruciating pain for 36 hours.